I awaken to a gnawing sensation, it's almost like tiny little needles are stabbing me in the nipples. I lazily open one eye, oh fuck no! That bloody cat!
Fuck off! I growl. It mews at me and pulls a cute face.
I ain't got no milk and I'm not a cat! I'm a dog, see bigger than you I bark, master uses some of those pretty collars on me (and those red women, but puss doesn't need to know that mistresses are dogs too! I don't wanna confuse the little fella!) he takes me for walks, I eat meat, while you get that weird pellet stuff mistress Gail gives you...
Momma, why won't you give me your milk?
Those big eyes stare up at me, mistress Gail calls them ' puss in boots ' eyes, whatever that is, I know one thing for sure if this fur all ever appears in boots I'm leaving! I pestered master for a dress and he said no so if the cat gets boots I'm gone, adios, see ya pal!
Puss I'm not your momma. You know that, Rosie is your momma. Mistress Gail is kinda your momma but NOT ME! I don't have milk, I can't make milk, I'm no ones momma. Master likes me without pups and quite frankly after seeing what you and the rest of your litter did to Rosie I never want to be a mother! I mean she has these saggy bits now and her teats almost scrape along the floor and don't even get me started on her weight!
Where'd puss go? Oh well, I'm just gonna curl back up and sleep for a while.
A/N: I thought I'd give you a little burst of Ana meeting the new kitten! (He doesn't have a name yet all suggestions welcome!) I know it's only a paragraph long but it made me smile!
Carrie x