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"For the love of... Shut the hell up Bee!" shouted Yugito as she stood next to the rapping Jinchuuriki. They were both standing at the gate, waiting for the teams from Suna and Konoha to show up. It was common knowledge that naruto and Gaara thought of each other as brothers, so unless it was a race, they usually would meet up if they were both traveling somewhere.
"What's wrong miss two? You got the flu?" questioned Bee, even though her mind was once again on the white boy.
"You know damn well that I hate your rapping! And please get ready, Lord Raikage said that our guests would be here right around this time." stated Yugito as she punched bee in the back of the head, though it didn't seem to affect him much.
"I know why you're acting this way, you've been thinking of that brat Hokage." stated Bee in his ever improving rap. Though he outwardly disrespected most authority figures, such as his brother and Naruto, they were in fact the two people he respected most.
"Sh-Shut up! And he's not a brat! I doubt that any woman alive could handle him." stated Yugito with a blush, showing she had been thinking of her fellow blonde in a more than friendly capacity. "In a fight! I doubt anyone could handle him in a fight."
"That may be true, but it's clear you want him miss Two. I saw it a year ago and I see it now, he's the only one who could make you meow." stated bee suggestively, turning Yugitos blush from a light pink to a dark red, though that was probably a side product of the rage.
"I'll kill you!" stated Yugito calmly as she held her hand up, showing that her fingernails had become claws, before she became downtrodden. "Besides, even if I did like him, he could have any woman he wanted, why would he choose me..."
"Don't get down miss Two, if you like him, here's what you do. Act like you forgot your money, ask him if he would take you for some food, he'll say yes, because he's way too kind not to, and see if you hit it off." stated Bee
"You... You didn't rap that part!" stated Yugito in shock. 'And that was some pretty good advice.'
"It's not always appropriate to rap, it would be counter productive in matters of the heart or any of that crap." rapped bee, making Yugito sweatdrop
"Bee?" asked Yugito, the shades wearing shinobi turned to his blonde friend "If i asked you... Would you go out with me?"
"Oh hell to the no, I wouldn't want you to ruin my flow." stated bee with a silly grin on his face as he looked behind Yugito. Yugito looked confused and downtrodden once again.
"Besides, why would you want to ask Bee, when you can have me?" rapped a very familiar voice, From behind Yugito.
"Not you too Naruto Nii sensei! It's bad enough when killer bee does it, and Hes kinda good!" stated Shisui, he was now wearing an almost exact replica of his fathers ANBU armor, only with an Uzumaki swirl on his back instead of the Uchiha fan.
"Shut up Shisui! Killer bee is the best rapper ever!" shouted Azumi, he was now wearing a Narutos old ANBU uniform, minus the puppy or fox mask.
Remi just sat back and watched her sensei start his "Lady killer" routine, she was wearing her mothers old uniform, which was black tight ANBU pants, a tight dark green long sleeve t shirt and a medics vest.
"He's not even kind of good..." stated Yugito before her eyes went wide and she spun around, seeing Naruto and his genin team standing just inside the gate, the world renown foxy smile that was known to break a girls heart with a single flash showing on his whiskered face.
"Hey bee, Yugito chan. You've already meet the brats and Remi." stated Naruto as he motioned to the children around him. He then moved to bee and fist bumped.
"What's up mr nine? You looking fine! I'm liking Tobiramas armour, looks great on ya partner." stated bee
"Wow, your getting good. You get those rhymes I sent?" asked Naruto.
"Getting better, but I still can't rap everything. Yea i got about a month back, i added them to the rack. Say, how many teams Konoha bring?" asked bee.
"Only four this year. Mine, Sasukes, Nejis and the apprentices making up another team. What about Kumo? Heard you got a ringer this year?" stated Naruto, looking at Yugito, who had fought back her blush.
"Had one, his teammate was critically injured during their last mission, we offered him another genin for his team, but he said it wouldn't be right, so he's sitting this one out and hes going for the one in Suna." stated Yugito, still trying to figure out if Naruto had heard what she said, though she couldn't help that her heart fluttered when he called her 'Chan'.
"That's extremely noble of him. I'd like to meet him during my stay." stated Naruto as he started walking towards the Raikage tower.
"Go with him, I'll wait for the rest of the arrivals." stated bee with a smirk. Yugito gave the large man a hug and ran to catch up. "Hph, love birds. Thank god I don't have a fan club..."
-Raikage tower-
"I don't care if it's not butter! I can tell the difference! Now get me some real butter for this bagel before I bench press that thousand pound dumbbell up your ass!" shouted A as a chunin came flying out of his office, right as team Naruto and Yugito walked in. "Ahh, my rival in speed. How was the journey? About ten seconds?"
"Nah, got it down to 5. But with these three with me it took about 7." stated Naruto as he plopped down in front of As desk. "Same as last time?"
"Yep, even got a new desk to handle the pressure." stated A, removing his Kage robe. "Yugito, come judge this."
Naruto smiled and pulled his own sleeve up, showing his ridiculously sculpted arm. "I'm going all out from the start this time. I suggest you do the same." stated Naruto as he entered sage mode and activated the fourth level of his Doujutsu, making his body bulk up instantly from the muscle enhancing effect, making Yugito blush at the sight Narutos biceps.
A activated his lightning release armour to its fullest level. The amount of power in the room was enough to shatter all the windows, and alert every ninja in the village that something big was going to happen. Naruto and A got into position, locking hands and placing there elbows on the table.
"Ok, on three" stated Yugito, her eyes glued to Narutos biceps. Both men nodded. "One... Two... Three!"
It was over in a fraction of a second, the desk shattered and A was sent flying across the room, through the wall, and out into the city.
Yugito sighed as Darui walked lazily into the room and looked at the remaining blondes. "Arm wrestling again?"
"Yes" stated Yugito with a sigh. "Don't worry, I'll tell Mabui."
"Alright. Nice to see you again Hokage Sama." stated Darui lazily as he strolled out of the Kages office.
"He's just as lazy as the Nara..." stated Naruto.
"Damn, forgot my money. You wouldn't mind taking me out to lunch, would you hokage sama?" asked Yugito, sounding a lot more confident than she felt.
Naruto scratched his chin for a moment before he disappeared in a flash of yellow. Yugito felt her heart drop that he had rejected her, until she found a pair of arms around her waist. "I'd love to. Hold on."
-Ichiraku ramen-
Naruto flashed into view just outside of Ichiraku ramen, a slight "Eep!" came from Yugito's mouth as she clung to Naruto, her heart pounding as hard as ever.
"Naruto! Stop scaring people! " came a loud shout from inside the room as a frying pan flew out of the kitchen and drilled naruto in the forehead. Naruto grew pail when he saw her holding up a meat cleaver "Now come get some Ramen!"
"Yes Ayame!"
suddenly, Yugito was sitting next to naruto in a small food stand that she didn't recognize, the scent of fish and salt filling the air.
"So your having the usual. And what can I get you... Your a girl!" stated Ayame with shock, seeing a beautiful younger woman next to Naruto! Naruto never took a girl to ramen! "What is this? Some kind of trick?"
Yugito didn't know what to say, so she just stared at the ramen cook, waiting for some clarification.
"Ayame, this is Yugito Nii, a jonin from Kumo. Yugito, this is Ayame, the annoying ramen cook." stated Naruto with a goofy grin "And Before you ask, no, she's not my girlfriend."
Yugito slightly deflated at that, naruto noticed, but didn't comment. After Ayame took their orders, naruto spoke up. "I did hear what been said by the way. It's not everyday that I hear one of the most beautiful women in the world say that they have feelings for me."
"You... You heard that, huh?" stated Yugito, fearing the worst.
"Yea, and I got to say... I'm kind of offended." stated Naruto getting a shocked look from Yugito. "I've known you liked me for about 3 years now, and you never made your move. I figured you were bolder than that."
"I just wanted.. Huh... Wait... What? You knew this whole time?" questioned Yugito as naruto dropped some money on the table, made a clone that grabbed both of their food and flashed away. "What th-"
-On top of the hokage monument-
The two Narutos and Yugito appeared on top of Tobirama's head, where a table and chairs were already set up. Naruto carried Yugito to her spot at the table, and sat her down in front of her sushi.
"Like the view?"
-a Week later, Kumo arena-
"Wow, four of five. Not bad." stated Naruto as he flashed into the box that held the Kages. He took his seat, which was directly behind Gaara. His guards were Sasuke and Neji, seeing as Sasuke was his technical body guard and both had a team competing.
"I would not miss my apprentice's team being promoted." stated Gaara in his usual emotionless tone, Gaara sat in the front right chair of the box, Temari and Baki being his guards, we're stationed in his corner, Temari was constantly staring at Naruto, though he didn't seem to notice, but a few others did.
"I may like my own privacy from time to time, but I have to keep you brats in check." stated A jokingly from his spot next to Gaara, Yugito and Bee his guards. Bee was looking out a window and Yugito was looking at the Suna blond and the Mizukage with a calculating eye.
"Oh? And just who are you calling a brat?" questioned Mei from her spot next Naruto. Her guards were Ao and Chojuro. Ao was currently ranting about teenagers, Chojiro was polishing the only Sword of the seven swordsman left in Kiri, as Four were in Konoha, Kisame still had his and the "Battle axe" had been taken by its master and hasn't been seen since.
"You are kind of bratty." stated Naruto, who received a bop on the head from the mizukage, though Naruto used it to his advantage, and pretended to be knocked out, his face buried in Mei's cleavage.
"Shall we get this started?" asked A as he stood up, wondered if he should use that move on Mabui and moved to the railing of the booth. "Citizens, Ninja, Daymos and future Clients! Welcome to the Chunin exams!" a loud roar echoed through the stadium as the crowd grew restless. "Now to explain the rules. Unlike other exams, all three stages of this exam will be battles. The first stage will be team battles, the second stage will be all who lost in the first stage in one on one battles. The third stage will also be single battles, tournament style. After the end of the second round, each contestant to pass the first two rounds will draw a number to find out their opponent. The last fighter standing will be named the winner of the chunin exams, though any participant can be named chunin. Now let the first round, begin!"
As A sat back down, Gaara spoke up. "I must say, I thoroughly enjoy this style exam. Much more efficient than My chunin exam was."
"Yea, ours was pretty bad." stated Naruto.
-In the arena-
The proctor of the first round was Darui, the Raikage's 2nd in command, also the laziest ninja outside of the Nara clan. "Would Team 15 from mist and team 4 from Kumo come down to the arena."
-Kage box-
"Anyone want to make a wager?" asked Naruto, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"What would it be?" asked Gaara.
"I bet that My team wins, no matter the opponent." stated Naruto.
"I'm not touching that bet." stated Mei, knowing enough about that team to stay away.
"Same here" stated both Gaara and A at the same time.
"You guys are no fun."
-Two hours later-
"Would team 7 from Konoha and team 12 from Iwa, please come down?"
"Iwa? They sent a team?" asked Gaara
"Yes, two teams in fact, though from what I've seen of them, it's their two best." stated A. "Naruto, your team is facing the weaker team."
"Doesn't matter. My team will win." stated Naruto.
-Down in the arena-
"We may not be able to kill the son of the yellow flash, but you three will have to do." stated a burly Iwa genin. Azumi and Shisui looked at each other and began giggling. "What's so damn funny?"
Remi replied for her teammates "All three of your chakra reserves don't even come close to Azumi's, not even if you combine them, we have a close range, mid range and long range fighter and you're all talk."
"And Were fast."
"And Strong"
"And Smart."
"And Handsome"
"And-"
"Enough!"
"Begin!"
Team naruto got into their base formation, which is a triangle with Azumi and Shisui in the front and Remi in the back.
"Delta!" Called out Shisui as each member choose a target and attacked.
Azumi charged the biggest Iwa genin and in a show of amazing power, delivered a punch that broke through the guard of the Iwa genin and landed on his nose, breaking it. The Iwa genin stumbled back in pain and got caught behind the knees with a low leg sweep before Azumi twisted into a handstand and delivered a thunderous heel to the genins jaw. Azumi then caught him by his foot and slammed him into the ground , knocking him out cold, that is if he even survived that kick to the jaw.
Shisui was less power and more speed. He picked the shortest genin who was fairly pudgy to be his victim. The genin didn't stand a chance as Shisui delivered about fifty hits in five seconds, literally beating the genin into a pile on the ground.
Remi took the final member of The Iwa team, a tall female with dark red hair. While Remi wasn't the strongest or fastest on the team, she was by far the most technical. She started with a huge right hook that twisted into a spinning elbow to the kunoichis ribs. It was all downhill from there as she systematically hit pressure points and joints, disabling the Iwa genin to the point she could no longer move.
"Wow Remi chan. And I thought Azumi was bad." laughed Shisui.
"Winners, team 7 of Konoha!"
-top tier of the stadium-
"Hmm, the Sanbi container is outstandingly strong... Around jonin level if I had to guess." stated the taller of the two
"Who gives a fuck! We can take him out, it's clear he's a Taijutsu expert, and we both are two, we'd beat the little fuck easily!" stated the shorter one.
"Hidan you idiot, we've only seen one of his skills. Besides, his sensei is the Kyuubu container. He could easily be an A rank shinobi."
-Kage booth-
"Good god! That didn't even take a minute!" stated Mei, shocked at the level of skill displayed by Narutos students.
"I didn't expect them to all be Taijutsu experts." stated A "Especially with you as their teacher."
"Their not. Azumi is the closest thing to a taijutsu expert on the team and he's better with kenjutsu and Ninjutsu, though he likes to stay up close." stated Naruto. "Shusui is a ninjutsu expert, he's been spending time with me and Kakashi learning as many Jutsu as he can, hes probably around two hundred, and he's shown remarkable ability with the sewing needle. Remi's the total package. She's roughly the same level in everything, her better two though are taijutsu and bojutsu." The rest of the Kages just turned to him and stared.
-Later, after last match-
"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for attending the first round! Please come back tomorrow for the beginning of one on one matches!" called out A.
Naruto and Gaara were discussing the matches, saying which contestants were closest to being promoted, Mei was busy splitting her time between eyeing up naruto and lightly glaring at the other girls in the room staring at the blonde hokage.
"Yea, I agree that your apprentice deserves to get promoted based on skill, but the girl is just too timid. She's like a mini Hinata, but without the che-" naruto was cut off when Gaara began flooding the area with killing intent and sand. A crazy look retook his eye, much like back before naruto fixed his seal. "I-I mean She's like Hinata, but without the Cherub like face..."
Gaara relaxed and nodded. "Her cookies are great as well." stated Gaara with a perverted smile on his face. "So big and soft..."
"I'm just going to leave you alone for a little while..." Stated Naruto as he slowly moved away from the now drooling redhead. 'Huh, I wonder who made the first move in that game of cat and mouse?'
Naruto was on his way down to congratulate his team when he felt a dark and ominous presence behind him, he turned to see Mei, Yugito and Temari all gazing at each other, then to him. Just as they all started moving towards him, he smiled and flashed away.
The girls all looked to each other, before Mei said "He has the stamina for all of us..."
-With team Naruto-
"Wow Azumi, that guy still isn't up, I think that kick killed him." stated Remi.
"Nah, his neck didn't snap or anything, plus he was twitching for a while, he'll be fine." the team, and most of the other genin and jonin instructors in the room spun around and either stood in awe of the man who spoke, or in contempt.
"Hey Pervy sensei, you really think that guys going to be ok?" asked Remi. Anyone not from Konoha was shocked that a 9 year old girl would speak to the man that was considered the strongest man in the world as if he was some pervert.
"Really Remi? What happened to my faithful student who worshiped the ground I walked on?" asked Naruto. His stern 'ANBU voice' showing through.
"You taught us water walking in the ladies side of the hot spring!" shouted Remi. Many of the men giggled while some of the women started to glare at Naruto, other females began thinking of Naruto in a bathing suit, or even some of the more perverse ones imagined him without anything on.
"And who learned water walking in 15 minutes?" questioned Naruto
"Thats because I had to save Shisui and Azumi from being beaten to death!" shouted Remi.
"How do you think I learned? Pervy sage dropped me in a females only hot springs after he locked all the doors and slipped me a Viagra!" shouted naruto. Many females became red in either anger or from a blush, though several passed out.
"And how many numbers did you get out of that?" questioned Azumi
"Uhh, I think 5. Strangely enough that's how I meet Anko..." stated Naruto.
"Exactly, Pervy sensei!" stated Remi.
"Ohh? Maybe Genma should know about the date you had with Shisui?" asked Naruto, both genin blushed. "Yea, both of you shut up."
"All hail lord Naruto!"
"Shut up Azumi!"
-Later that night-
After dodging multiple women for about 4 hours, Naruto found himself in his hotel room, which was the penthouse. He was assigned a room with Shisui and Azumi, but decided to give them their space. After all, Shisui and Remi were sharing a room, and Azumi was busy working on a new Jutsu he had thought of, which was surprising, considering Azumi rarely thought at all, let alone on new Jutsu.
Naruto stepped out onto the balcony of his hotel room to get some fresh air, and was immediately surrounded by the 3 powerful chakra signatures.
"I see. You're finally making your move... Do you three really think that you're enough to catch me?" questioned Naruto as he got ready for anything they could hope to throw at him.
"No, but we have another plan... One we believe even the great bijuu killer can't escape..."
"Oh, and what would that be?" questioned Naruto as he was grabbed from behind and dragged into his hotel room.
"Four way." stated Mei sexily into his ear while Temari and Yugito closed the door and the blinds.
"Wow, I think it's safe to say this will be the most exciting "Teamwork" of all time..."
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