Lilo's Experiment Files
By: Inferno19900828
Written on Sunday, May 15, 2016 at 19:34:13 Central Daylight Time
Chapter Nineteen: Experiment 1-2-2
Name: Dorkifier
Date of Creation: Wednesday, May 30, 1979
Designed to: Turn people completely silly. (Spike has a similar function, but he leaves 1% of the person clever. Dorkifier turns the person 100% silly, leaving no clever parts.)
Gender: Female
Height: fifty-one centimeters (Zero-point-five-one meters)
Weight: sixteen kilograms
Date of Activation: Tuesday, July 5, 2005
Appearance: Dorkifier looks almost like a cross between Angel and Stitch. She's sometimes been mistakenly called their daughter.
Story of capture: Dorkifier was one of the five hardest experiments to catch. We only found her after Stitch chased Gantu around town for two hours. We got to her after Gantu got exhausted near East Kapiolani Street. She was one of the easiest experiments to reform, however. All we had to do was to take her to a place where it's okay to turn people into complete idiots. Like Mutilate, she works for the Texas Department of Corrections, as co-executioner.
One true place: Experiment one-two-two lives with Mutilate in the Governor's Mansion in Austin, Texas. Like Mutilate, she leaves there to go to whatever prison is requesting her services, (usually the same one that Mutilate is called to.)
What's new? Dorkifier and Mutilate live together. They recently (Friday, January 1, 2016) got married, and co-inhabit the Governor's Mansion. Governor Freemason, (the governor of Texas) speaks highly of Dorkifier. He says that she is used to the hot climate of Southeast Texas and takes frequent walks with Mutilate through the streets of Austin.
Governor Freemason also commends Dorkifier on her cleanliness. She, like most of the others is a total neat-freak. She and Mutilate never let anything drift out of set place, and they both get pissed off if anything does drift around.
Dorkifier is about to bless Mutilate with his first-born child. In mid-April, she learned from Jumba that she's pregnant, and last week, they found out that it's a boy. Governor Freemason congratulated the both of them on Friday, May 13, 2016, saying that their child would eventually be one of the three best executioners the state had ever seen. We have yet to know what his powers will be, but Jumba said that he will more than likely have all of the powers of both of his parents.
Ambassador Lilo Pelekai
Sunday, May 15, 2016
Author's Note: There is a, inherent connection between this chapter and chapter fourteen. I highly recommend re-reading it.