So, master did it he married mistress! Of course I was the main attraction, I had a pillow hat with rings on it and a pink dress! Although mistress says something about my belly getting big! She's hardly one to talk! You should see her waddling about she's like Ashley and Merc the ducks on the big pond at the bottom of the garden, they don't stick around one I'm not allowed to go potty on. Mistress throws bread and cake and other yum things for them, but I share it, I mean this is my house too! Oh did I tell you? I have my own bit of garden, and it's huge! It's got a little pink fence around it and Mistress Gail puts on special pink gloves and follows me about with a bag? She's as obsessed with my poop as Mistress Ana used to be after the ball... I loved that ball, it tasted damn good!
Mistress says the babies should be coming soon, when she says that my tummy does somersaults, it feels like tiny paws kicking me from the inside, you know what I mean? I sure don't wanna be here when that happens! Ewwwwww!
Oh and I have a room too... Okay so I share it with the washer and dryer but it's got a door that goes outside in it, a door my sized! It goes into my pink edged paradise! Sometimes a girl needs to escape, mistress Ana is cleaning, again, everywhere! Something about sterile environments for birth... Why does that mean my bed gets it? Every day! I've not seen Greyson in a while, well actually it's only been a couple of weeks, just the two of us... The special run again and then master with the girl bum medicine. Why can they not just treat grey? I mean really?!
Oh and my darling Rosie, poor, poor Rosie! Mistress Gail has her now, her real mistress didn't think she was good with the baby, it wasn't Rosie's fault! She'd had catnip and she didn't know there were kittens coming...in the baby's bed... Mistress Gail took her straight to the vets and she's been different since then, she had a bald spot with wire jaggy hairs in it! Oh and a cone on her head! If only I had one of masters sticks she'd look like a lamp!
Anyhoo, I gotta go! I've got a sore tummy today, and feel edgy. Mistresses have been conferring saying something about it being time? Oh shit I think my belly is about to explode. Talk to you later
?Ana ?ￂﾠ