Rumor Has It - Ouran HSHC Style

by mcangel1976

The grapevine is abuzz with rumors involving the hosts and people around them. I have gathered them together and I present them to you for your enjoyment... I mean warning... I mean pleasure... you know, it's whatever you want to call it. Who knows what is fact and what is fiction! Who cares what's real! (series of unconnected drabbles each less than 500 words).

7. Kyoya and Haruhi were Busted

A/N: Here is one for mutemuia… I know you like Kyoya/Haruhi, so here you go.

Rumor involving: Kyoya Ootori - aka the Shadow King, cool host, and vice president of the Host Club (although we know he is the one with the real power). Also involving: Haruhi Fujioka – commoner, girl (although the customers don't know it yet), and natural host.

Did you hear the latest rumor about Haruhi and Kyoya? I can hardly believe it myself, but I heard from my cousin's friend's sister's mother's friend's brother's son's girlfriend, who was there when Haruhi fell off the cliff, that they were caught in the act! You know… the act. Apparently while on the beach trip, Kyoya went to check on our favorite natural host and Haruhi tripped and fell into Kyoya's arms! They then fell on the bed and kissed. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! They kissed! Ok, need to calm down. Now apparently hearing something coming from the room, Tamaki burst in and had a heart attack when he saw Kyoya in the middle of being stripped by Haruhi (I hear he was shirtless and his pants were undone!) and had to be carried out of the room by the others. From what I hear, the princely type wanted to be Haruhi's first kiss and other stuff. Really I thought the hosts were into girls. But still! MOE! Renge said she can eat 15 bowls of rice!