Lilo's Experiment Files
By: Inferno19900828
Written on Wednesday, May 25, 2016 at 18:19:10 Central Daylight Time
Chapter Twenty-Three: Experiment 4-4-4
Name: Pooperson
Date of Creation: Monday, August 28, 1995
Designed to: Turn people and things to big steaming piles of shit.
Gender: Male
Height: Nineteen centimeters (Zero-point-one-nine meters)
Weight: Six kilograms
Date of Activation: Tuesday, July 5, 2005
Appearance: Pooperson kind of looks like a small black blob. He is completely covered from head-to-toe with midnight-black fur. This is one of the few experiments whose belly fur is the same color as his outer fur. He is very hard to see when it's dark outside, and this has led quite a few people to walk right over him. He also smells like shit.
Story of capture: Pooperson was by-far, one of the easiest experiments to capture. He was activated on the northeastern coast of Kauai. Stitch and I were at the beach on the afternoon of July 5, 2005, just walking down the beach and suddenly Stitch notices the smell of shit coming from immediately beneath his feet. He also felt something squishy. He looks down and sees a squished piece of shit and what he thinks is a small black ball. The "ball" then opens its eyes and Stitch could feel a heartbeat; and he recognized it as an experiment. I placed it in my pocket and we went back home. Jumba tells me that I've just found experiment 4-4-4. I got a glass aquarium out of the ship, placed Pooperson inside, and took it up to my room.
One true place: Pooperson lives here at my house.
What's new? There is nothing new in Pooperson's life. He just lives in the aquarium in my bedroom.
Ambassador Lilo Pelekai
Wednesday, May 25, 2016