Lilo's Experiment Files

By: Inferno19900828

Written on Friday, February 17, 2017 at 11:58:56 Central Standard Time

Chapter Twenty-Four: Experiment 5-1-8

Name: Flame

Date of Creation: Sunday, February 9, 1997

Designed to: Set fire to whatever she touches.

Gender: Female

Height: one hundred centimeters (one meter)

Weight: twenty-five kilograms

Date of Activation: Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Appearance: Flame has the body structure and basic appearance of Angel, but the fur color of Leroy. She is taller and heavier than both of them.

Story of capture: May 17, 2005 was just another ordinary morning at our house. Just after breakfast, we got notification that Flame had been activated. Stitch followed her trail to Alohalani Avenue, where she was found sleeping. Gantu followed Stitch there, though. Stitch kicked his ass and Flame was saved. Hamsterviel would have to wait, this time. After Stitch kicked Gantu's ass, there was reporting that Gantu had been seen in Watseka, Illinois, but this was FAKE NEWS. He never left Kauai.

One true place: Flame lives in a small home in Eastern Kauai. For most of the first year after her activation, she lived in Jumba's ship. We built her a house of her own in January 2007.

What's new? Within the last week, Flame has been the subject of a lot of FAKE NEWS reports, mostly stating that she tried to set fire to the Capitol or the White House. These reports are so blatantly false, and, just to add, they don't even agree with each other about which one she tried to attack. Even the President, who is notorious for calling out the media, said that these reports are FAKE NEWS. Flame has never left the island.

Flame has just recently (within the last forty-eight hours) begun to hang around with some of the other experiments. She told us this morning that she'd invited Angel and Lot's Wife over for dinner last night. Both experiments confirmed that they accepted the invitation, and that they discussed various things, including the FAKE NEWS reports of the prior week. The three experiments then worked together to clean Flame's small home. (Yes, she's also a total neat-freak.)

Ambassador Lilo Pelekai

Friday, February 17, 2017