Dragon Moon Z! – By Ocramed
Disclaimer: SM, R1/2, DBZ and other properties belong to their respective owners.
Note: This story is a multi-genre story. C&C are welcome.
Special Note: This story is part of the SMST/TRT series, and is inspired by Team Four Star's Abridged Parody series.
Part 14: "The World's Strongest Saga" (Final)
When the trio arrived at the inner complex, they were attacked by two more monsters.
"HA!" yelled one monster, as he generated a wind burst.
"HO!" yelled another monster, as he generated an ice blast.
"You got to be kidding me," Goku said with a smirk. "Elemental Manipulation?"
"Well, dealing with such does is bound to happen, dear," Sailor Moon said. "Which one you want to take on?"
"Air," Goku said. "It'll allow me to practice Air Bending."
"Alright, I got the ice monster," Sailor Moon said.
"What do I get?" Krillin said, with the look of anticipation.
"You get to rescue Bulma and Master Roshi," Goku said.
"Aw!"
"Here, take SELMA," Sailor Moon said, as she tosses her SELMA unit to Krillin. "It will guide you to where they are being held."
"Right!" Krillin said, as he sees the markers on the floor, shown by SELMA.
"And don't lose that!"
"Okay…!"
"Ready to go?" Goku said, as he creates a spinning ball of air in his hands.
"I'm ready," Sailor Moon said.
"HO!" said the air monster, as his discharged another burst of air.
Goku drops the spinning ball of air, allowing it to increase in size. He then hops on it, and allows him to travel across the chamber towards his opponent…
Meanwhile, Sailor Moon prepares for her attacker's first attack.
"HA!" the ice monster said, as he discharges ice shards that sail towards the Moon Princess.
Drawing moisture from the air, Sailor Moon creates an ice shield that deflects the blows.
FRAK!
She then takes the ice shards and shield, and reforms them as a single ice missile, and sends it right back at her attacker.
SPLURCH!
"There, that ought to do it," Goku said, as he wiped his hands after dealing with his own attacker. "Now, that wasn't so bad-"
Suddenly, Goku and Sailor Moon are struck by a lightning arc.
ZAAARRKKKKKKK-!
"Ahhhhhh!" the pair said, as they crumbled in the attack.
"Well, well, well," said a demented old scientist, as he hobbles forward with a cane. "It looks like the daughter of Dr. Briefs was correct after all…"
"Who are you?" Goku said, as he helped his mother up to her feet.
"Why, I am Doctor Kochin," the old man said. He the motioned towards a wall that was behind him
"And this is my mentor and colleague Doctor Wheelo."
That's when Goku and Sailor Moon noticed a giant brain. They had thought that the brain was part of the décor.
"THAT is Dr. Wheelo?" Sailor Moon said in surprise.
"Surprised?" Dr. Wheelo said via voice box.
"Well, it's just that your brain is so…big."
"You know what they say about those with big brains," Dr. Wheelo said.
"Oh, joy, another pervert…"
"Why did you kidnap Master Roshi and Bulma?" Goku demanded.
"Dr. Kochin?" Dr. Wheelo said.
"Of course, Dr. Wheelo," Dr. Kochin said, as he cleared his throat. "A long time ago, Dr. Wheelo succumbed to injuries sustained by a war between the Z Warriors and Piccolo Daimon."
"Wait, we're the Z Warriors," Goku said.
"Of course," Sailor Moon said. "Now it makes sense."
"What?"
"Bulma had dubbed us the Z Warriors, right? Maybe she was referring to us as followers of a legacy that had begun three hundred years ago…"
Pause.
"Wait, Earth didn't really begin exploring the Universe en masse until the years 2015 and 2040 Common Era, starting with the SDF Megaroad-class," Sailor Moon said.
"Officially, yes," Dr. Kochin said. "However, Earth really began colonization efforts as early as the late 19th century, started by a secret group of humans who pushed the development of super-science that the public would not even know about until the 21st century. I should know, since I was there at the very beginning…"
Pause.
"Come to think of it, you remind me of the head of the organization that spear-headed those efforts," Dr. Kochin said with a frown. "Tell me, are you related to Lady Usashinko Rantsu, aka the Lady-in-White, aka the Lotus Queen? She was the head of the Order of Reason before it evolved into the now-defunct Technocratic Union."
"No, I never heard of her, or your order," Sailor Moon said.
"No matter, then," Dr. Kochin said. "At any rate, Chikyuu had been colonized by my employers, long before the rest of humanity spear-headed. A few decades later, the first threat to Chikyuu came about, in the form of Lord Garlic, and his army of darkness. It was then that the first iteration of the Z Warriors came about to deal with this challenge, but the defeat of Garlic would cost them their lives, including Dr. Wheelo's…"
"And you saved his life by removing his brain from his body?" Goku asked.
"Precisely. However, I would have to wait until later before a suitable body could be found…one that was the strongest in the world."
"And you chose…Master Roshi for this honor?" Sailor Moon asked.
"Of course not!" Dr. Kochin replied forcefully. "Why would I wait for years to choose the body of a decrepit old man for Dr. Wheelo? No, I wanted the body of the student of the Turtle Sage, whether it be Goku Son Saotome or his best friend Krillin Sanchez."
"'Sanchez'?" Goku said. "Oh, so that's his last name…"
"I would have settled for the body of one of the Crane Master's students," Dr. Kochin said. "Although, I do admit, it would change the dynamic of my relationship with Dr. Wheelo."
Sailor Moon blanched at the prospect of her body being used in one aspect or another by demented old men…
"At any rate, the point is moot," Dr. Kochin said, as he turned to the giant brain. "Dr. Wheelo? Which body do you wish to have?"
"Hmmmm," Dr. Wheelo mused. "To think what I can do with having a body of a hot chick."
"Me, too," Dr. Kochin said with an agreement nod.
"Hey!" Sailor Moon yelled. "No one is going to use me in that way…but ME!"
"Um, Mom," Goku said, as he produce an embarrassment sweat drop.
"But, I choose to be man, and that man is Goku Son Saotome," Dr. Wheelo said. "Dr. Kochin?"
"Of course, Dr. Wheelo," Dr. Kochin said, as he activates a button on his gnarled cane.
ZAP!
"Argh!" Goku yelled, as he was encased by some sort of force-field.
"Goku!" Sailor Moon said.
"Now, you wonder how I will get this large, mutant brain into that body of his," Dr. Kochin said.
"Don't care!" Sailor Moon said. "Let my son go!"
"Well, sure, after I transfer Dr. Wheelo's mind into his mind! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"No!" Sailor Moon yelled, as she tried to remove her son from the field, only to get rebuffed.
ZAAARK!
"Ah!" Sailor Moon yelled, as she is flung back…and into the arms of a certain perverted martial arts master.
KTCH!
"Ah," Master Roshi said, as he cradles Sailor Moon in his arms. After Krillin had found Bulma, the pair then found Master Roshi.
"Roshi?" Sailor Moon said.
"Yes, my lotus flower?"
"Get your hands off my boob, you pervert!"
KLONK!
"Ow!"
"Humph! No one may touch me like that except Ranma, MY HUSBAND!"
"But, since Ranma is no longer with us, maybe I can fill that void of yours in his absence. You know, to honor my student's memory?"
"As if!"
"Heh…"
"The more things change, the more they stay the same," Bulma said, as she and Krillin move to each side of Roshi and Sailor Moon.
"Goku!" Krillin yelled. "Are you okay?"
"Never been better," Goku said sarcastically. "What do YOU think?"
"You don't have to yell at me," Krillin said. "I got feelings, too!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," Goku said with a sigh. "It's just that I'm tired of dealing with mad scientists."
"Spoken like a true Saotome, dear," Sailor Moon said happily. "Now, let's go kick these guys' buttocks, and go home."
"Coming," Goku said, as he activates the Kaio Ken, breaking the barrier that held him.
"KAIO KEN!"
FWOOSH!
"Ah, much better," Goku said, as he rotates his left arm.
"No!" Dr. Kochin yelled. "You will not get away!"
He the points his cane at Goku, and discharged an intense beam of energy at the Z Warrior…
"KAIO-KEN X2!" Goku yelled at the last minute. He has effectively increased his power levels to four Radditzs…
FWOOSH-BOOM!
The impact of Dr. Kochin's discharge into Goku's battle aura reverberated throughout the fortress, causing everything to shake apart.
"Ah!" Bulma yelled. "We're going to die!"
"Don't worry, I'll save you!" Roshi said.
Bulma takes a look at Roshi…
"Ah, we're going to die!" Bulma screamed, preferring death than being rescued by the Turtle Sage.
"Drat!"
"Don't hurt my son!" Sailor Moon yelled, as she takes off her tiara, flips it into an energy discus (called the "Moon Tiara Attack"), and throws it…
SWISH!
BAM!
"Ah!" Dr. Kochin yelled, as he is knocked on his back.
"Thanks, Mom," Goku said, as the tiara went back to its owner.
"Give it up, Dr. Kochin!" Krillin said. "You can beat us!"
"Oh, yeah?" Dr. Kochin said, as he points his hand at Krillin, before it morphed into a chain gun.
"Uh…"
RATATATATATATATATATAT-!
"Yow!" Krillin yelled, as he dodges the attack.
"Krillin!" Bulma yelled.
"Miss Briefs!" said SELMA.
"Not now, SELMA!" Bulma said, as she looked at Sailor Moon's data unit that Krillin had given her. "Can't you see we're being shot at?"
"I am aware of your predicament, Miss Briefs, but you have to know that one called Dr. Kochin is really an android."
"What?"
"I confirmed this when I explored this facility's computer systems, as part of my attempt to determine the location of your imprisonment," SELMA replied.
"Can you do something about it?" Bulma asked.
"I might be able to neutralize the android, but I have to do so via direct contact."
"Got it," Bulma said. She then turned to Roshi.
"You want to play hero?" Bulma asked. "Cover me."
"Okay!" Roshi said. "But, what about Krillin?"
"Oh, he'll be fine," Bulma said, even as the monk continues to dodge the hail of gunfire.
"Um, okay…"
Meanwhile, Goku and Sailor Moon face Dr. Wheelo together.
"Give it up, Dr. Wheelo!" Goku said. "You can't win!"
"Well, then I must give up," Dr. Wheelo said.
Suddenly, part of the wall collapse revealing the rest of the Dr. Wheelo's body.
"Well, what do we have here?" Dr. Wheelo said, as he moved forward, using a mechanical body that was nothing more than a drone Mech suit. "I guess I don't have to give up after all…"
"Mom!" Goku yelled, as he cupped his hands.
"Right behind you, dear," Sailor Moon said, as she took out her Moon Spear from pocket space.
"Kamehame-HA!" Goku yelled.
"Moon Crescent SLASH!" Sailor Moon said, as she swung down her spear.
A powerful energy attack from Goku, combined with an energy wave from Sailor Moon, hits Dr. Wheelo, causing the mechanical horror to stumble backwards.
"Gah!" Dr. Wheelo yelled, as he opened his lobster claws to fire missiles at the duo.
"Mom!" Goku said.
"Don't worry," Sailor Moon said, as she slammed the dull end of her on the floor, created an energy barrier in the process.
BOOOM!
This allowed Dr. Wheelo to charge forward, nearly running over Goku and Sailor Moon in the process.
"Ah!" Sailor Moon said, as she and Goku ducked for cover.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dr. Wheelo yelled. "Who's the Juggernaut, witch?"
"Lame," Goku said.
Meanwhile, Dr. Koshin was so busy with Krillin, that they did not pay attention to Roshi or Bulma.
"Ha!" Roshi said, as he used a classic hand chop to slice off Dr. Koshin's gun turret.
"No!" Dr. Koshin said.
"Yes!" Bulma said, as she slapped SELMA onto Dr. Koshin's head.
"What?"
"Synchronizing is complete," SELMA said. "Begin extraction of memory modules."
"No!" Dr. Koshin yelled. "Get it off my head-!"
As SELMA extracted the memory modules, Dr. Koshin seemingly devolves, as his IQ begins to drop.
"No!" Dr. Koshin said. "Me no want to be dumb! Me smart-!"
"Extraction: complete," SELMA said, as the data unit polarized itself in order to get away.
FLUNG!
"I got you!" Bulma said, as she grabbed the SELMA unit.
"Arrrrgh!" Dr. Koshin said, as his metallic allow burst forth from underneath the synthetic skin. "Me kill! Me smash-!"
"You gone!" Roshi said. "Krillin! Let's Kamehameha this thing!"
"Right!" Krillin said, as he cupped his hands. "Ka-me-ha-me-!"
"HA!" Roshi said, as he and Krillin discharged an energy blast that sent the Dr. Koshin construct into the abyss…in pieces.
"Arrghhhh-!"
"What did you do to Dr. Koshin?" Krillin asked.
"SELMA?" Bulma asked.
"The memory modules of the construct of Dr. Koshin has been stored and boxed," SELMA said. "I can save them until later for your later use."
"Wow," Krillin said. "I have NO idea what any of that means…"
"It means that Capsule Corp now has a wealth of knowledge it can use for new research and design projects," Bulma said.
"Ah."
Meanwhile, the fight between Dr. Wheelo and his two opponents continues.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dr. Wheelo said, as he rounds on Sailor Moon. "I got you now!"
Dr. Wheelo punches Sailor Moon, who leaps onto his mechanical hands before it had connected.
"You think because I'm a girl, I don't know how to fight?" Sailor Moon said. She then performed a flying kick. "Kaio Ken: Sailor Star Kick!"
Sailor Moon's battle aura flared, as she knocked the iron giant off his feet.
BAM!
"Argh!" Dr. Wheelo said. At the last moment, a nozzle of some kind emerges at the base of Dr. Wheelo's brain pan, and discharges a beam of energy of some kind at Sailor Moon.
"Ah!" Sailor Moon yelled, as she fell away.
"Now, to take this fight elsewhere," Goku said, as he chambered his attack while running underneath the falling Dr. Wheelo. "Kaio Ken X4: Kamehame-HA!"
Goku's battle aura first flared red, then blue, as he discharged his attack. The force of the blast rockets Dr. Wheelo into space.
FWOOSH!
"Ahhh!" Bulma yelled, as she was nearly blown away by the force of Goku's attack, but is held on by Krillin. "Nobody look up my skirt!"
"Don't worry, I won't!" Krillin said.
"I would," Roshi said.
With Dr. Wheelo in space, the scientist felt he had no choice to but to ravage the planet.
"If I can't get Goku's body, no one will!" Dr. Wheelo said. "DEATH CANNON BEAM!"
A red beam of death falls to the Earth.
"Goku!" Sailor Moon said. "Draw my energy!"
"Yes, Mom," Goku said. Immediately, both began to glow, as energy went from Sailor Moon and into Goku.
"What are you doing, Goku?" Krillin asked.
"I'm creating a Spirit Bomb, using Mom's power," Goku said. "I figured that the world doesn't need to be relied upon for help all the time, if there is an available power source nearby…"
"Of course!" Bulma said. "As Sailor Moon, she has the potential power levels of a planet…maybe more!"
"And Goku can draw that power from her, since they share a kinship," Roshi said.
"I did…it," said Sailor Moon, as she slumps over.
"I got you," Bulma said, as she held her friend.
"Spirit Bomb…fly!" Goku yelled, as he lobbed the energy projectile at Dr. Wheelo, as it neutralizes his attack.
"What?" Dr. Wheelo said, as he sees the incoming projectile. "NOOOOOO-!"
"Wow," Krillin said, as he looked up at the night sky. "That's one shiny star…"
"It's not a star, Krillin," Bulma said. "But, at least it's over…"
"Yeah, it is," Sailor Moon said, as she looked down at her reflection. For a moment, she saw the image of Dr. Wheelo…
"I hope…"
Fin.
Next Time: "Tree of Might Saga"
Author's Note: I figured that the "Kaio-Ken Technique" increases a person's power levels exponentially in Radditz. Thus, by the time Goku says "Kaio-Ken X20", Goku has the potential power of over 1 million Radditz. Any power level increase after that means Goku goes Super-Saiyan (or over 2 million Radditz), and thus surpasses Freeza's power levels. Go figure.