Dragon Moon Z! – By Ocramed
Disclaimer: SM, R1/2, DBZ and other properties belong to their respective owners.
Note: This story is a multi-genre story. C&C are welcome.
Special Note: This story is part of the SMST/TRT series, and is inspired by Team Four Star's Abridged Parody series.
Part 18: "The Lord Slug Saga" (I)
A few months later, after much research, Bulma Briefs was ready to send a message of hope in the direction of where the planet Namek was located.
"Guys, I think we're ready to send our message," Bulma said, as she, Usagi and Dr. Briefs sat around the observatory at the Capsule Corp compound.
"Well, I am proud of you, dear," Dr. Briefs said. "It's not every day that one can translate a completely alien language."
"Well, it would have been easier if Mister Popo had helped us," Bulma groused.
"Trust me when I say that getting Mister Popo's help is the last thing anyone in their right mind would consider," Usagi said, as she shivered. "I still have nightmares from when I spent time training under him."
"What do you mean by that?" Dr. Briefs said.
"One time, when I was training at Kami's Lookout, I caught Mister Popo on a, um, 'booty call'," Usagi said. "The stuff that genie is into makes me want to be celibate permanently."
"Oh, I see…um…"
"Well, let's send this message," Bulma said uncomfortably. "Hopefully, we'll get a response…"
And thus, Bulma sends her message, hoping to get a Namekian's attention. Unfortunately, they did…
A few days later…
"What do you mean a planetoid is coming?" Krillin asked.
"I'm saying that something big is about to smash into Chikyuu, that's what!" Bulma yelled.
"Why don't you just take the little guy up and destroy that thing?"
"Because 'little guy' has a cold," Usagi said, as she continued to nurse Tho-Ohki.
"Me-aw," the cabbit said sadly, as he munched on a carrot.
"Oh, how convenient!"
"It's not a problem," Goku said. "Krillin and I can just go up there, into the stratosphere, and blast the thing."
"We can?" Krillin said.
"Yeah, with the Kamehameha Wave Technique.
"Oh! Of course…"
Usagi merely rolled her eyes.
Soon, Goku and Krillin get into position, even as the planetoid continues its trajectory towards Chikyuu.
"You're ready, Krillin?" Goku said.
"Ready, Goku!" Krillin replied.
Together, they utilize the Kamehameha Wave Technique. Although they managed to deflect the incoming planetoid, the force of the explosion knocks them back to Chikyuu…hard.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Goku and Krillin scream in unison, as they fall back to Chikyuu…hard.
"Goku!" Chi-Chi said, as she realized that they had lost contact with Goku and Krillin.
"Um, Mom, what Krillin?" Gohan said.
"Oh, yes. KRILLIN!"
"I'll go find Goku and Krillin," Usagi said, as she gets up from her seat. "Mrs. Briefs, look after Tho-Ohki."
"Will do!" Pantsu said.
"Me-aw," Tho-Oki the Cabbit replied.
"Grandma, can I come?" Gohan asked.
"Stay here and look after everyone," Usagi said. "I'll be right back…"
And, with that, Usagi takes to the skies, after leaping out of a window of the Briefs Observatory…
Meanwhile, Bulma frowns, as she read the telemetry data.
"Guys, something's wrong," Bulma said, as she looked at the data.
"Something's wrong?" Oolong said, as he munched on his poki stick.
"When Goku and Krillin knocked that planetoid off its trajectory, something flew away from the planetoid," Bulma said. "Whatever it was, its trajectory will be near-"
BOOOM!
"West City," Bulma concluded.
"Man, West City is always getting messed up," Oolong said.
Soon, it becomes apparent that what crashed near West City was really a space fortress, even as space-suited invaders began the first wave to take over not just West City, but also East City…
"Gohan, look!" Oolong said, as he points to the four-star Dragonball.
"My Dragonball is back to being a Dragonball, instead of a quartz spheroid," Gohan said, as he sees the glowing orange ball.
"Weird," Bulma said, as she takes a look at the Dragonball. "The Dragonballs are only active when a Namekian has claimed dominion over Chikyuu."
"But Kami and Piccolo are gone," Oolong said.
"I know, and that's what's worrisome…"
Bulma's fears turn out to have merit, as soldiers, led by the mysterious Lord Slug tracks down Gohan's Dragonball.
BAM!
"Get them," said Slug, as he points to everyone within the observatory.
"Oh, no you don't!" Chi-Chi yelled, as she performs a martial arts trick that takes down a dozen enemy soldiers.
"Mom, that's awesome!" Gohan said.
"I still got it-"
ZAARK!
"Mom!" Gohan yelled, as her mother fell to the floor. He then turned to Slug.
"You'll pay for that-"
ZAAARRK!
"No, I won't," Slug said. He then sees the Dragonball in Bulma's hands.
"You, hand over that Dragonball!"
"Um, are you talking to me or the pig?" Bulma said innocently.
"Yeah, I'm talking to YOU."
"Hey, I'm at least an '8' you know!"
"You're more like a 'zero', human," Slug said, as he raised his hands to discharge an attack…
Suddenly, the walls caved in, as Tho-Ohki, in battle-mecha form bursts into the room.
"Mee-aw!" Tho-Ohki yowled, as he discharged heavy fire.
"Arrgh!" Slug said, as his minions around him were felled by the cabbit.
"Mee-aw!" Tho-Ohki said, as his combat chassis opens up.
"Get in, everyone!" Pantsu said.
"Mom?" Bulma said in surprise.
"Honey, I didn't know you could pilot a complex construct," Dr. Briefs said.
"You never asked, dear," Pantsu said, as her husband gets into the cockpit.
"Everyone, get in!" Gohan said, as he carried his mother Chi-Chi into Tho-Ohki.
"Hey, watch the hands, Oolong!" Bulma said.
"Sorry!" Oolong replied. "Hee."
When Tho-Ohki's combat chassis closed, he immediately took to the skies.
"Mee-aw!" Tho-Ohki said, as he then shifts into starship mode, and flew away…
"Sir, shall we go after them?" said a soldier.
"No, not yet," Slug said, as he looked at the Dragonball in his left hand. "Our priority is the collection of the remaining Dragonballs."
"And then, sir?"
"We take the whole damn planet for ourselves!"
Hours later, in some wilderness wasteland…
"Ohh, man," Goku said, as he gets up on his feet. "What hit me?"
"I'll say," Krillin replied, as he sits up.
Up in the skies, Sailor Moon uses her senses to track down her son and his best friend, when she locates them.
"There, I see them," Sailor Moon said, as she spots those she is seeking. She then proceeds to land…
"Hey, Goku, I see your mom," Krillin said.
"Hey, Mom!" Goku said, as he waves his hand.
"Goku, you're okay," Sailor Moon said. She then turned towards Krillin.
"And you're okay, too."
"But of course."
"Man, that planetoid must have done a number," Goku said. "It's all cold around here, like it is winter or something…"
"Goku, I don't think we're dealing with a natural phenomenon here," Krillin said, as he shivered.
"I was hoping that isn't the case," Goku said, as he attuned to his senses to the environment. "I do sense that the elements are being manipulated-"
BEEP-BEEP!
"It's Chi-Chi!" Goku said, as he places his finger to his wireless communicator, which looked like an earplug. "Chi-Chi?"
"Goku, you're okay!" Chi-Chi said over the secured channel.
"Well, sure. Oh, and Krillin is okay and Mom found us."
"That's good because Gohan went after the men who attacked us! By himself!"
"What? Why would he do a foolish thing like that?"
"He was upset that I was…hurt, during the attack at Capsule Corp. I told him I was fine, but…"
"Say no more," Goku said. "We're on our way."
"We don't even know what kind of opposition we're going to face, Goku!" Krillin said. "We need a plan?"
"Since when have we ever needed a plan to deal with these invaders?" Sailor Moon said. "They attack, we attack back."
"You know, you've been pretty pro-active lately, Mom," Goku said.
"Yeah, well, maybe I'm sick and tired of getting attacked all the time, and watching people that I care for get hurt," Sailor Moon said. "I love your father, Goku, but I'm done mourning."
Goku nods his head in reply, understanding what his adopted mother means…
"Okay, let's deal with this latest invader," Goku said with a cocky smile.
"You said it, Goku!" Krillin said.
A short while later…
"You'll pay for hurting my mother!" Gohan said, as he lobs energy projectile at Lord Slug's army. "YATATATATATATATATA!"
"Ah!" yelled a group of soldiers, as they were scattered by the resulting explosions.
"What do you think of that?" Gohan said with a cocky grin.
"Return fire!" yelled one of the soldiers.
BLAM-BLAM-BLAM!
"Ah!" Gohan yelped, as he was hit from all sides, before falling to the ground. "Oof!"
"That's it, we have him now-"
BOOOM!
All eyes turned to see explosive debris in the distance.
"What the hell was that?" asked one soldier.
"I don't know, but it's coming our way!" said another soldier.
The building right in front of everyone seemingly shatters. When the smoke clears, a lone figure is seen walking steadily towards the squad.
"It's just some female," said the soldier. "She can't do anything to hurt us-"
The lone female stops, looks around, and then faces the greatest concentration of soldiers. She then squats, raises her right leg high, and the slams her feet straight to the ground.
THOOM!
The impact of her actions causes the ground to split apart, which causes the soldiers to fall into the chasm.
"Yahhhhhhh-!"
When enough of the soldiers had fell in, the female then leans forward, grabs both sides of the chasm as best she could, and then-
"NNnnnnnnnghhh-HA!" Sailor Moon yelled, as she used her strength to close the chasm.
BAM!
Sailor Moon then stands up, wipes the sweat from her brow then turned to face the remaining soldiers. She has used Earth Bending to give the illusion of possessing great strength, but she was not about to tell the enemy that.
"Who's next?" Sailor Moon said coyly.
The soldiers looked around before deciding to retreat.
"Run!" yelled the soldiers.
"Hey, you did it, Grandma!" Gohan said happily.
"That's what grandmother's are for, dear," Sailor Moon said.
Meanwhile, Lord Slug's henchmen steps forward to face this new arrival.
"So, a real challenge," said a blond with blue skinned, as he and two others confront the Moon Princess.
"Alright, what's your gimmick," Sailor Moon said.
"'Gimmick'?"
"Yeah. Who are you?"
"Well, I am 'Blanc', and I speak for Lord Slug," said the blond. He then point to a troll like being.
"And this is my associate 'Burgundy'…"
Blanc then points to a muscle-bound winged monster.
"And this fine beast is 'Chardonnay'," Blanc said.
"Oh, great," Sailor Moon said. "We're dealing with a wine theme this time…"
Sailor Moon then slides into a fighting stance.
"I am Sailor Moon, the champion of love and justice! And on behalf of the Moon, I will punish you!"
Tbc.