Dragon Moon Z! – By Ocramed
Disclaimer: SM, R1/2, DBZ and other properties belong to their respective owners.
Note: This story is a multi-genre story. C&C are welcome.
Special Note: This story is part of the SMST/TRT series, and is inspired by Team Four Star's Abridged Parody series.
Part 19: "The Lord Slug Saga" (Final)
For what seemed to be an eternity, there was a moment of silence…
"Um, you do know that your planet doesn't have a moon," Blanc said with a smirk.
"Yeah, yeah, I KNOW," Sailor Moon said. "A friend of mine went overboard in saving my grandson and blew it up. Sheesh!"
"Interesting," Blanc said. "Well, I suppose we can't avoid the inevitable fisticuffs. So, let's start with the preliminaries. Burgundy?"
"Alright!" said the muscle-bound demon. "I get to go at your first!"
"Um, I'm sorry, but I don't fight 'special needs' opponents," Sailor Moon said. "No offense."
"None, taken- wait a minute. Are you saying that I'm mentally challenged or something?"
"Well…or something."
"You take that back!" Burgundy yelled, as he flew at Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon simply floated backwards while avoiding Burgundy's strikes.
"Oh, wow," Sailor Moon said. "You're really are slow…and slow."
"Yahhhh!" Burgundy yelled in anger, as he threw a punch. He surprised to see that his opponent had caught his fist.
"Huh
"My, you are a strong one," Sailor Moon said. "But, alas, not strong enough."
Sailor Moon then pulls Burgundy forward, allowing her to get inside his personal space.
"Kaio Ken: Sailor Star Palm FLASH!"
As soon as the Moon Princess made contact, she created a powerful burst of energy that instantly vaporizes Burgundy.
"One down," Sailor moon said. "Who's next?"
"Oh, I'll be the next one, baby!" said Chardonnay, as he licks his lips. "I'll drain you of your energy and then I going to have fun with your body!"
"Oh, joy," Sailor Moon said with a smirk. "Another pervert-rapist-molester that I have to deal with…"
"You got it, baby."
"But you see, I think someone might object to those plans of yours."
"Oh, like who?"
"Like ME," Goku said, as he suddenly grabs Chardonnay's head, and lobs his entire body into a tank.
BOOOM!
"You okay, Mom?" Goku asked.
"Yeah."
"How about you, Gohan?"
"I'm okay Dad," Gohan said.
"Well, then I have to intervene," Blanc said, as he stuck his hands into the ground, stretches them, and then grabs Goku's ankles.
"Now, Chardonnay!"
"Go get 'em!" Chardonnay said, as miniature versions of Chardonnay erupts from his back, and latches unto Goku.
SPLAT!
"Now, it's my turn!" Chardonnay said, as he leaps for his attack.
"What to do?" Goku said nonchalantly. "Oh, I know. KAIO KEN!"
FWOOSH!
The sudden battle aura vaporizes the mini-Chardonnays, while Goku grabs Chardonnay by the neck.
"Ack!" Chardonnay said.
"Oh, no you don't!" Blanc said, as he discharged an energy beam at Goku.
"Fore!" Goku said, as he used Chardonnay's body to deflect the blast intended for him.
BAM!
"No!" Blanc yelled, as the blast he lobs blasts him instead.
BOOM!
As Blanc collapses unto the ground, Goku merely tosses aside Chardonnay's still body.
"And that's that," Goku said.
"Wow, that was…efficiently brutal," Krillin said.
"So, who's next…?"
The remaining soldiers, seeing what just had happened, flee back into their space fortress.
"Shouldn't we go after them?" Krillin said.
"Naw," Goku said. "I don't think they'll be a threat-"
BOOOM!
"I think you may have spoken too soon, dear," Sailor Moon said.
"Well, well, well," Slug said, as he steps forth from his space ship. "I didn't know this planet had fighters of a high caliber."
"We have our moments," Goku said.
"Hey, Goku, watch me take down this guy," Krillin said, as he leaps towards Slug.
"Krillin, wait-!"
SMACK!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-!"
"Gohan, check on Krillin," Sailor Moon said.
"Yes, Grandma," Gohan said, as he takes to the skies.
"You hurt my friend!" Goku said.
"I'm going to do more than that!" Slug said. "And after I deal with you 'heroes', I'm going to turn this planet into my new mobile fortress, and find a new world to take over!"
"So, the planetoid we took out was another planet you conquered?" Sailor Moon asked.
"You know, you're as dumb as you look, sweetheart," Slug said.
"What?" Sailor Moon replied incredulously.
"Like I'll let you harm my homeworld!" Goku said, as he took off after Slug.
"Goku, wait-!"
"Ha!" Goku yelled, as he delivered a jab.
"Heh," Slug said with a grin, as he seemingly disappears.
"Huh?" Goku said.
"I'm over here," Slug said, as he hovers above.
"Grr!" Goku said, as he focused his thoughts. "Kaio Ken-!"
Goku seemingly disappears, and reappears to deliver a flying kick. Slug responded by casually dodging the attack, and delivers a counter punch that rockets Goku into a nearby building.
BOOM!
Sailor Moon sighs. Sometimes, she wondered why her adopted son took on the Saotome cockiness besides the Saotome predilection towards intense training…
"So, aren't you going to attack me or something?" Slug said to Sailor Moon.
"I just need to ask you a couple of questions first," Sailor Moon said.
"I don't see why not," Slug said. "Go for it."
"Did you get a space message intended for the planet Namek?"
"Yes, I did."
"Were you responsible for the reactivation of our planet's Dragonballs?"
"Why, yes."
"And I have just one more question: are you a Namekian?"
"Why…yes," Slug said, as he removed his helmet, revealing his true visage. "I am a 'Super Namekian', one with the power to reactive your Dragonballs. I am surprised that you lost your Namekian guardian."
"Well, we lost him after his other half was killed by invading Saiyan warriors," Usagi said.
"Ah, then Freeza sent them here for the Dragonballs," Slug said.
"That name…'Freeza'," Sailor Moon said. "Every time we're invaded, I hear that name. Who is he?"
"He's an alien warlord bent on renaming every sentient planet after himself," Slug said. "Other than that, he uses others, conquered minions, to do his dirty work of preparing worlds for processing."
"For what?"
"Wealth."
"Ah."
"But enough about me and all that," Slug said. "I have to say that I liked the fact that I am facing a smart fighter, who uses this moment to gage the enemy's strength and weaknesses."
"Actually, I really want to know these things, especially if we go to your home planet, once you are defeated."
"YOU and your friends are going to defeat ME?" Slug said incredulously.
"Oh, yeah. You see, while we're having this conversation, my son Goku was preparing a Kamehameha Wave Attack."
"A what-?"
"-HA!" Goku yelled, as he discharges his attack, which sailed true.
At the last minute, Sailor Moon leaps into the air, just as Slug was blasted.
FWOOSH-BOOM!
"Arrgh-!"
Slug was thrown into a nearby building, which collapsed on impact.
"Mom, you okay?" Goku asked.
"I'm fine," Sailor Moon said.
Suddenly, the ground quakes, as Slug increases his stature…literally.
"RRRRRAAAGH!" Slug roared, as he towered over the remains of the city. "I WILL SQUASH YOU ALL-!"
"I think Slug is mad, Mom," Goku said.
"Well, kick his butt," Sailor Moon said.
"Of course, how silly of me. KAIO KEN X5!"
And with that, Goku engages Slug in mortal combat.
Meanwhile, Gohan flies over to his grandmother with an injured Krillin.
"I found him," Gohan said.
"Krillin doesn't look TOO bad," Sailor Moon said.
"Speak for yourself!" Krillin groused. "I got aches where I never suspected that I had!"
"Is Dad okay?" Gohan said.
"I hope so, although with Slug, I don't know for how long," Sailor Moon said. She then hits upon an idea that she has been toying with, ever since the Turles affair…
"Gohan, I'm going to ask you a favor," Sailor Moon said.
"What is it, Grandma?" Gohan asked.
"I want you to lightly punch the area in the middle of my back," Sailor Moon said, as she turned her back on her grandson.
"Um, like this?" Gohan asked, as he touches the area of Sailor Moon's back that she wanted punched.
"Like that."
"Okay…"
BAM!
SPLURCH!
"Grandma, you have a tail again!" Gohan exclaimed.
"What are you trying to do?" Krillin said.
"Well, I figured that since I am Sailor Moon, and I am the Moon Princess…you get where I am going?" Sailor Moon said.
"Oh," Gohan said. "Then, you think you can change into an Ozaru on your own?"
"Well, there is one way to find out…"
Sailor Moon then closes her eyes. In her mind, she sees the moon in all its glory, as she embraces that image…
"Grrrrrr," Sailor Moon growled, as she begins to change. "GRRARGH-!"
"It's working!" Gohan yelled.
"Unfortunately," Krillin said with a frightened look, as Sailor Moon becomes Ozaru Sailor Moon, with only her crescent moon mark glowing, as an indication that this "great ape" was the Moon Princess.
Meanwhile, Slug managed to get Goku into his hands.
"I squeeze you to death!" Slug said, as he tightens his grip.
"Arrgh!" Goku yelled.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA-!"
Suddenly, a shadow looms over Slug, which he notices.
"What?" Slug says, as he turns to face the source of the shadow. "Huh-?"
"GRRRRAARGH!" Ozaru Sailor Moon said, as she lands on top of Slug.
THOOM!
When that happened, Slug let's go of Goku.
"Man," Goku said, as he grabbed himself. "I think my ribs are broken…"
He then tried to lift his left arm.
"And so is my arm!"
Goku then tried to stand up…
CRACK!
"Ow!"
"Dad!" Gohan yelled, as he and Krillin goes to Goku.
"What's wrong?" Krillin said.
"Slug really busted me bad," Goku said. "But…I'm not done fighting…"
Goku then raises his right arm.
"But I might have one more hand to play," Goku said, as he begins to form a Spirit Bomb…
Meanwhile, the fight between Slug and Ozaru Sailor Moon continues.
"STAY DOWN!" Slug yelled, as he discharges energy beams from his eyes.
ZARK!
Ozaru Sailor Moon leaps out of the way, lands back on her feet, and then leaps an performs a tumble roll attack that knocks Slug into his space fortress, smashing it in the process.
THA-BOOM!
"My ship!" Slug raged. "You'll pay for that-"
Ozaru Sailor Moon opens her mouth, and discharges a concentrated dose of energy.
FWOOSH!
"Arrrgh!" Slug yelled, as he now had a big-gaping hole in his chest.
Meanwhile, Goku finishes creating the Spirit Bomb.
"It's done," Goku said. He then turned towards Krillin.
"Here," Goku said, as he passed the attack to his best friend. "Help Mom. Gohan, help Krillin…"
"Wow," Krillin said, as he touches the sphere. "So, this is what it feels to be important…"
"Dad, are you sure?" Gohan asked.
"We got no Dragonballs and we don't have any senzu beans," Goku said. "We do what we must…"
"Okay, Dad," Gohan said with determination. He then turned towards Krillin.
"Come on!" Gohan yelled, as he took to the skies.
"I'm right behind you!" Krillin yelled.
Meanwhile, Slug had managed to cut off Ozaru Sailor Moon's tail, having remembered the weakness of a Saiyan…
"Ohhhhhhh," Sailor Moon said, as she reverted back to normal.
"That was a nice try, babe," Slug said, as he looms over Sailor Moon while clutching his chest. "But not good enough-"
FLASH!
BAM!
"Ow!" Slug yelled, as he felt pain in his eyes.
"Stay away from my grandmother!" Gohan yelled.
"Gohan?" Sailor Moon said.
"Dad made a Spirit Bomb for you," Krillin said, as he ogles Sailor Moon's body.
Sailor Moon sighs. She would have bopped the monk on the head if she wasn't more concerned about her fight with Slug…
"Grandma?" Gohan asked.
"Okay, I'm going to take this fight into the air," Sailor Moon said. "Krillin?"
"Yes?" Krillin said, wondering if he was going to be hit on the head or something by his friend…
"You have ten seconds to launch your attack," Sailor Moon said. "Make sure that's it's centered on me."
"You?"
"Trust me on this," Sailor Moon said. She then turns away.
"Good luck."
And with that, the Moon Princess takes to the skies, but not without getting Slug's attention.
"Hey, you!" Sailor Moon said. "Aren't we going to finish this fight or what?"
With that, Sailor Moon lobs a series of simple energy blasts that was designed to get Slug's attention.
"Ow!" Slug yelled. He then looks at Sailor Moon, and attempts to grab her.
"Come and get me!" Sailor Moon said, as she flew high into the air.
"I'll get you, alright!" Slug said, as he follows the Moon Princess…
Breaking the cloud cover caused by Slug's terra-freezing machine, Sailor Moon scans the area. She sees the machine that was causing the terra-freezing effect…
Suddenly, Slug appears.
"Don't think you can get away from me," Slug said, as he grabs Sailor Moon.
"I wasn't trying to get away, per se," Sailor Moon said.
"What?"
"And three, two, one…"
Suddenly, Goku's Spirit Bomb appears, as it flies up towards Sailor Moon. However, due to Slug's size, the attack hits him first.
BOOOM!
"Arrrrgh!" Slug yelled, as he let's go of the Moon Princess.
"When you get to whatever Hell you believe in, say that the Z Fighters of Chikyuu sent you there!" Sailor Moon said, as she forms a circle with her hands, which aligns with her crescent moon mark on her forehead. "KAIO KEN X5: MOON BEAM BLAST!"
A powerful beam of energy engulfs Slug, as he is pushed into the terra-freezing machine.
"No!" Slug said, as he realized that his life was about to end. "I can't believe I lost to these guys-!"
With terra-freezing machine destroyed, the weather patterns of the planet returned to normal.
A few days later…
"Mom, I'm okay," Goku whined, as he lay in bed at the Capsule Corp General Hospital, in East City. "I'll be out of here in a few weeks."
"Maybe so, but this is the only time I can be your mother," Usagi said. "Everyone else thinks I'm some sort of tramp that fights with no clothes on…"
Unknown to everyone, someone had managed to take pictures of the fight between the Z Fighters and Slug…including when Usagi had lost her clothes. Now, a tabloid magazine was running those pictures, and was making a fortune.
"Well, I'm sure that all this will blow over," Oolong said, as he continues to count his wad of cash that he recently received…
"I didn't know you took up photography, Oolong," Gohan said, after noticing a camera that was strapped around his neck.
"Oh, it's just a hobby I decided to get into recently."
"Oh…"
"It's just too bad that with the death of Slug, our Dragonballs became dormant again," Master Roshi said, thinking about the pictures that Oolong had took of Usagi…
Just then, Bulma enters the room.
"Guys, it's done," Bulma said. "We found the precise location of Namek, thanks to what we found in what's left of Slug's space fortress."
"Oh, good!" Goku said. "We can leave for that planet tomorrow-"
"Oh, no," Chi-Chi said. "You are staying here to get better. Besides, Gohan can go for you."
"Aw!"
"Why are you letting Gohan go in the first place?" Krillin asked.
"It's nothing more than a field trip for him to learn about alien cultures and civilizations," Chi-Chi replied.
"In other words, more homework," Gohan sighs.
"Well, we can get to Namek and back in no time," Usagi said, as she fed Tho-ohki a carrot, as he sat on her head. "Personally, I doubt that getting the Namekian's help in restoring our Dragonballs will be a difficult thing to do…"
Unfortunately, the journey to Namek would not only be a difficult venture, but one that would be fraught with peril. However, it will be during that journey that will open a new chapter for the Z Fighters, as a legendary status amongst the Saiyans return to the fore…
Fin.
Next Time: "The Namek Saga"