Dragon Moon Z! – By Ocramed
Disclaimer: SM, R1/2, DBZ and other properties belong to their respective owners.
Note: This story is a multi-genre story. C&C are welcome.
Special Note: This story is part of the SMST/TRT series, and is inspired by Team Four Star's Abridged Parody series.
Part 27: "The Namek Saga" (VIII)
For what seemed to be an eternity, there was silence…
"Is she for real?" Burter asked.
"Apparently so, mate," Jeice replied.
"So, what do we do now?" Goldor asked.
"We take them out, of course," Recoome said with a grin. "Recoome looks forward claiming the title of 'supreme sentai' for the team."
"I did not know that there was a title," Goldor said.
"Just saying."
"Alright, already!" Vegeta yelled. "We're going to fight you, okay?"
"Geez, Vegeta," Krillin said. "You seem to be in a hurry."
"You really don't know these guys like I do, baldy," Vegeta said. "They think they're better than everyone else!"
"Um, pot meets kettle…black?" Gohan said in a confused manner.
"So, you want to punish us, girlie?" Recoome said arrogantly, as he confronted Sailor Moon directly. "Well, Recoome says you got another thing coming!"
Sailor Moon sighs, before she rubbed her forehead. For some reason, she was getting a headache…
"So, who is going to be the first to fall to the mighty Reccoome?"
"Okay, okay," Sailor Moon said, as she rubbed the back of her neck. "We are going to have a contest, in ascending order."
"What do you mean?" Goldor asked.
"We'll present ourselves, and you will choose who will face us," Sailor Moon said. "Is that going to be okay with you guys?"
"Guys, let's huddle," Jeice said.
"Let's just rush these guys," Buttar said.
"No, let's do this by the numbers," Jeice said, as he turned to face Sailor Moon. "So, who's first?"
"I'll go," Gohan said, as she raised his hand.
"YOU?" Buttar said. "You GOT to be kidding!"
"Recoome agrees," Recoome replied. "Why should Recoome be insulted like this?"
"I'll deal with the lad," Goldor said.
"Right," Vegeta said. "Now, get on with it!"
"You can do it, Gohan," Sailor Moon said confidently.
"Yes, Grandma," Gohan said with a nod. He then turned to face Goldor.
"So, why are you working for an evil man like Freeza?" Gohan asked.
"LORD Freeza gives us the opportunity to be rich, kid," Goldor said. "What else is new?"
"That's awful!" Gohan said. "That's no reason to fight!"
"To each his own, I suppose," Goldor said, as he shifts into a fighting style. "Come at me, kid!"
"Okay," Gohan said, as he rushed Goldor's position…
TING!
"Huh?" Gohan said, as he suddenly found himself unable to move.
"That's right!" Goldor said with a cocky grin. "I have the power to stop you in your tracks! You are now helpless!"
"So, I can't move?"
"That's right, kid. So, what are you going to do now?"
"Use Air Bending," Gohan replied.
"Air…what?"
Gohan blew a concentrated burst of air that quickly expanded into a virtual hurricane.
FWOOSH!
Goldor, unprepared, was caught up in the burst of air, and blown away.
"Wahhhhhhhh!" Goldor screamed, as e slammed against the cliff of yet another plateau.
FWOOSH!
BAM!
"Ugh!"
With Goldor down, Gohan was now able to move. He then cupped his hands.
"Kamehame-HA!" Gohan yelled, as he utilized his father's signature move.
"Kame- what?" Goldor said, as he was blasted by Gohan's attack.
BWOOSH!
When the smoke cleared, Goldor was down for the count.
"Uhhhh…"
"Huh," Jeice said. "There's go Goldor."
"He should have been faster," Buttar said.
"Recoome thinks he was too old for this sort of life," Recoome said.
"I did it!" Gohan said happily.
"That, you did," Sailor Moon said with a smile. "Krillin, you're next."
"Oh, okay," Krillin replied, as he steps forward while Gohan steps back. "So…who's next?"
"I'll take him," Buttar said, as the snake alien said.
"You sure, buddy?" Jeice said. "I mean, I could go up next."
"Yeah, but it's been a while, and besides, you owe me a Space Soda."
"But you still owe me a Space Shake."
"What are they talking about?" Krillin asked.
"Have you been to Spacey's?" Vegeta said.
"Um, no."
"You should. They have good space food there."
"I'll check 'em out, I guess…"
"Well?" Buttar asked.
"Go for it, mate," Jeice said.
"Thanks," Buttar said, as he moved to face Krillin. "So, you're the person I have to face."
"Um, yeah, I guess," Krillin said. "So, what do you do?"
FLASH!
"This," Buttar said, as he was suddenly behind Krillin.
"Whoa!" Krillin said. "I didn't see you coming!"
"That's because I'm fast," Buttar said. "Maybe faster than YOU!"
Buttar kicks Krillin from behind, knocking the monk into yet another cliff.
BAM!
CRASH!
"Ow," Krillin said, as he gets up from the pile of rubble. "And you hit hard, too…"
"Face it," Buttar said, as he seemingly teleports at different spots in front of Krillin. "You can't hit what you can't catch."
"I see," Krillin said, as he decides to study his opponent. Based upon the intel that Vegeta had given him and the other Z Fighters, while Buttar was the fastest member of the Ginyu Force, every other aspect was the weakest, including his endurance. But most importantly, he learned a new trick recently: Sensing Aura. Fined tuned, this ability has evolved into a newer trick: Sensing Battle Aura. Interestingly, Saiyans can instinctively learn to perform new martial arts techniques as their survival mechanisms kick in. That's why someone like Vegeta no longer needed to use scouters to sense Dragonballs, or someone like Goku, Gohan or even Sailor Moon no longer needed to use a dragonball locater to find Dragonballs…
Fortunately for everyone else, a sufficient amount of training is all that is needed to do the same thing that the Saiyans can do.
"Okay, you're on," Krillin said, as he close his eyes. He began to extend his senses, as he re-oriented his mind to sense Burter's energy signature without the need to use his eyes…
'There!' Krilliin thought, as he discharged an energy beam at the spot where Burter would end up next.
FWOOSH!
"What?" Burter yelled, as Krillin's attack blasted him.
BA-BOOM!
"Arrgh!" Burter yelled, as he was blasted up into the air.
Krillin pressed his attack by appearing directly on Burter's trajectory path.
"This is for kicking me from behind!" Krillin said, as he used the Zenku Fist to pound Burter into the ground from above.
BAM!
"Yahhhhhhh-!"
BOOM!
"B-Burter?" Jeice said in surprise. "BURTER!"
"And that's two," Vegeta said. "So, who's next, shorty?"
"I'll go up now!" Jeice said. He then turned towards Krillin.
"I'll get you for what you have done to me best mate!"
"Um, he's alive?" Krillin said.
"Sorry, but the rules are the rules," Sailor Moon said. "Now, you will face a new challenger."
"You?" Jeice said. "Or Vegeta?"
"Neither," Sailor Moon said, as she pressed the jewel of her tiara, activating a "Sailor Teleport".
FLASH!
"I'm here?" Sailor Namek said, in a confused manner.
"It's time," Sailor Moon said. "I think you can take on this guy."
"I can?" Sailor Namek said. "Oh, then I will endeavor…"
"What is that Namekian doing here?" Vegeta said.
"What gives?" Jeice said.
"Sailor Namek can take my place," Sailor Moon said. "Defeat her, then you won't have any problems, right?"
"Humph," Jeice said. "Fine, but I won't go easy, luv."
"Um, okay," Sailor Namek said.
"Alright," Jeice said, as he shifted into a fighting stance. "Come and get it!"
"Okay," Sailor Namek said. She glanced at Sailor Moon, and then back Jeice…
"Eye-Beam Surprise!" Sailor Namek yelled, as she shot lasers out of her eyes.
"Feh," Jeice replied, as he neatly dodged the attack. "Is that all you got? Well, here's mine: Explosive Wave!"
An explosive aura blasted outward, causing the surrounding area to disintegrate instantly.
"Ah!" Sailor Namek yelled, as she leaped over the wave. She then forms a pink ball in her hand…
"Cherry Bomb!" Sailor Namek yelled, as she lobbed the attact.
"Ha!" Jeice said, as he swats the attack aside. However, this turned out to be a ruse, when Sailor Namek called out her next attack.
"Long Distance Touch!" Sailor Namek yelled, as she stretched her right arm across a great distance, until she was able to "clock" her opponent.
BAM!
"Oof!" Jeice yelled, as he staggered backwards.
"Triform!" Sailor Namek yelled, as she used a technique that Sailor Moon had taught her…
POOF!
"Now!" Sailor Namek yelled, as she directed her clones to go after Jeice.
"Right!" replied the clones of Sailor Namek, as they nodded their heads. They then moved, and rushed to engage Jeice.
"What the bloody hell?" Jeice yelled, as he began to fight off the clones of Sailor Namek.
"Okay," Sailor Namek said, as she points her right hand towards Jeice as if she was forming a hand sign in the shape of a gun…
"Un-bloody-believable!" Jeice said. "I should have taken the Sheila more seriously!"
"We get it!" Krillin yelled. "You're from 'Space Australia'!"
Soon, the tip of Sailor Namek's right index finger sparkled…
"Ha!" Jeice said, as he threw of his attackers, who quickly disappeared.
POOF!
"Now, where were we…?"
"Namek Spiral Blast!" Sailor Namek yelled, as she discharged her attack.
Not totally caught unaware, Jeice replied with his own counter-attack.
"Crusher Power Ball!" Jeice yelled, as he discharged his own attack. A giant energy sphere the size of a car leapt from his fingers and flew towards the senshi of Namek. However, Sailor Namek's own attack corkscrewed into Jeice's, and went into Jeice himself.
"Oh, bloody hell!" Jeice said.
BLAM!
Unfortunately, Jeice's own attack continued on its projected target.
"Oh," Sailor Namek said, as she was caught up in the blast.
"NO!" Sailor Moon said, as she moved to intercept the attack, with her own body.
BOOOM!
"Grandma!" Gohan yelled.
When the smoke cleared, Sailor Moon was still standing, although her back was scorched.
"Sailor Moon?" Sailor Namek said.
Sailor Moon looked at her student with a grimaced smile.
"We sailor senshi got to stick together now, eh?" Sailor Moon said, as she dropped to her knees, before falling forward on her stomach.
"Grandma!" Gohan said, as he was at Sailor Moon's side.
"Well, it looks like it's down between Vegeta and Recoome, as it should," Recoome said. "And after Recoome defeats the so-called prince of the Saiyans, Recoome will finish you all!"
"Must you ALWAYS speak third-person?" Krillin said with annoyance.
"It's because Recoome is awesome, that's why."
"Enough of this," Vegeta said, as he stepped forward, as he cracked his knuckles. "It's time to put this guy down like the idiot he is."
"Try it," Recoome said.
"You…baldy and the kid with the bad haircut," Vegeta said, as he glanced at Krillin and Gohan. "You two and the green girl take your injured 'friend' to where she needs to be."
"What about you?" Krillin said.
"I'll deal with Recoome and the rest. Now, go!"
"Right," Krillin said. "Come on, Gohan. Let's get Bunny home…"
As Gohan carried his grandmother on his back, with Sailor Namek's help, and while Krillin keeps an eye out for trouble, Gohan could hear Sailor Moon's mumbles.
"I…promise…I'll keep our friends and family safe, Ranma," Sailor Moon said. "I…promise…"
And then, for the Moon Princess, everything faded to black.
Tbc.