A/N: Have you ever wondered about Yoshio Ootori? I have and this is what I came up with. I don't think Kyoya will kill me for this, but maybe he will.

Rumor involving: Yoshio Ootori – patriarch of the Ootori family and head of the Ootori businesses.

I know that crazy rumors fly around, but I have to admit that this is one of the crazier ones. Did you hear that the head of the Ootori family, Yoshio Ootori, is actually not from this world? I heard he is an alien that crash landed here and was able to control people and bend them to his will so that his business was one of the top in Japan. He married a human and had children in order to keep up the farce. It is one of the reasons he doesn't always follow social etiquette (like hitting his son in public). His home world was very militaristic and that is why he has his own private army (some of whom came with him on the ship) and why he runs his family the way he does. Ever notice he doesn't show emotion except when someone fails? That's because failure is not an option on his planet. It's also why the Ootori family is able to hide their eyes behind their glasses to the point no one can see their orbs. I heard that in the dark, they glow. Gasp! It is said, he is grooming his sons to take over the world!