A/N: This one was written by Hetaliafan98 in the reviews. I just copied and pasted it for your enjoyment.

Rumor involving: Haruhi Fujioka – commoner, girl (although the customers don't know it yet), and natural host.

Dear Reader-Chan
A little bunny has told me that Haru-Chan doesn't like sweets. Well, that said bunny has also given me a possible reason why. We think Haru-Chan did like sweets at one point in time, but he ate so much that he developed a literal sweet tooth. So in order to stop his regular cavities, his parents had it pulled out. Therefore eliminating his cravings for sweets. Poor Haru-Chan, I couldn't imagine my life without sweets. What do you think Reader-Chan?

~Anonymous