A/N: And staying on the theme of characters only found in the manga… I thought of this when I was writing Kuze's.
Rumor involving: Satoshi Morinozuka – little brother of Mori-senpai, captain of the middle school kendo team, and Chika's protector/friend/abuser/trainer (you get the picture).
Gasp! I can't believe it. I mean I really can't believe it! Well, I will tell you what I heard from my mother's friend's sister's daughter's friend… Satoshi Morinozuka is an alien! About the time the Haninozuka family found out that they were going to have another baby, the Morinozuka realized they needed to have a baby to help the new child, but for some reason the matriarch of the Morinozuka family was unable to conceive. One night they heard noises coming from their front door and when they opened up, there was a baby carrier with a blob in it. Mori showed up and looked in and all of the sudden, the baby morphed into a younger version of our favorite wild host. I guess that explains why they look exactly alike… just an older and younger version. Yikes! They say that is the reason he is the loudest member of the family and not as subdued as everyone else. Could it be true? Is he an alien? Hmmm. It makes you wonder if he is related to the Ootori family or if he belongs to another race. I mean he doesn't wear glasses to cover his eyes, and he isn't a dictator.