Rumor Has It - Ouran HSHC Style

by mcangel1976

The grapevine is abuzz with rumors involving the hosts and people around them. I have gathered them together and I present them to you for your enjoyment... I mean warning... I mean pleasure... you know, it's whatever you want to call it. Who knows what is fact and what is fiction! Who cares what's real! (series of unconnected drabbles each less than 500 words).

37. Kyoya and Satoshi Inventors?

A/N: If you have a request for a rumor, and it doesn't matter what it is or who it's about, send me your request in review or pm. If you read my 101 Uses for a Shinai, you will recognize where this rumor came from. You don't have to read that to read the rumor though.

Rumor involving: Kyoya Ootori - aka the Shadow King, cool host, and vice president of the Host Club (although we know he is the one with the real power). Also involving: Satoshi Morinozuka – little brother of Mori-senpai, captain of the middle school kendo team, and Chika's protector/friend/abuser/trainer (you get the picture).

Have any of you wondered how things appear out of nowhere? I mean they can pull paper out of thin air, large portraits out of small trunks, etc. It's like Mary Poppin's bag. Have you? I heard that it's all thanks to Satoshi and Kyoya. Apparently they worked together and created a transporter. Now, I don't know how much Satoshi worked on it, and I hear that it was mainly Kyoya's idea, but thanks to that, the hosts and everyone else can pull anything out of nothing/nowhere. Anime space… nope, just the work of Kyoya and Satoshi. I heard that Kyoya got the idea from watching Star Trek and had been disappointed as a child to learn that transporters didn't actually exist. I didn't realize he was a closet Trekki. Rumor has it, he looked up to Spock and was more than a little ecstatic when he met him in real life; although, you would have never known that to be true by looking at him. Maybe Kyoya is part Vulcan?

RIP Leonard Nimoy. "Live long and prosper." You will be missed.