Crawling in my crawl (look it up on youtube)
Michael was wrapped up in webs
"Wait...why the hell am I still wrapped up?" he questioned, "I'm the protagonist!"
Suddenly he got dragon powers and escaped the spider webs and began blowing shit up with his overpowered human dragon powers like he was the main character in a poorly written fanfiction
He plowed through all the spiders
"AMILY!" he shouted as he ripped a spider in half
"MICHAEL!" she shouted from her prison
"AMILY!" he shouted as he freed her from her prison, "SHAUN!"
"Michael, they did things to me; unholy things." she whimpered
"Don't worry Amily, I can fix that!" he said triumphantly, "Mary sue powers, Activate!"
A white holy glow of epic holiness of epic proportions began to come out of Michael's beautifully epic face and engulf the two of them
"I don't feel any different." Amily said blankly after a minute of being covered by the white
"That's the point." Michael declared as it faded, "Look I have wings now!"
True to his words Michael had wings (which didn't change anything since he could already fly)
The rest of the temple exploded, allowing Michael to fly out of it and into the sky towards Warfang
"OH NO!" a random person in Warfang shouted, "A bad guy"
"No you big stupid" Michael said as he landed, "I'm a good guy."
"Okay then, lets be friends." Spyro said as he appeared out of nowhere, accompanied by Cynder and Sparx
"Yes lets all be friends, edgy edgy." Cynder added to the conversation
"Can't stop the Schmooze" Sparx declared
"SHut up sparx" everyone shouted at the same time
"Hark, what is that huge shadow over there?" some random asshole in the crowd asked
"Oh no, it's Malefor" random asshole #2 shouted
"LETS KICK HIS ASS!" Cynder yelled as she ran forward
"YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" spyro yeahed as he followed
the two of them never got of the ground
"Oh no, he's too powerful." Spyro declared, "Michael, only you can defeat him."
"I'll do it." he said with a lot of edge in his voice, "My edgyness can pierce the heavens. Just like the razor blade into my wrist when i cut myself after my totally dead parents/guardians/whatever abuse me for no reason other then poorly written character development."
Michael took to the air and flew towards the big stupid shadow thing
"HEY YOU!"
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"Damn this guy sounds edgier the me." Michael thought as he approached, "I'm gonna kick your ass!"
"nuh uh." Malefor said
"uh huh" Michael retorted
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down on the ground with the peples
"He's so brave" a random jet black dragoness stated
"Yes he is." another one added, this one looked like a bottle of coke-a-cola
"I wanna have his babies!" declared one who looked like a living rave
Then they all began to argue and fight amongst themselves about who got to bone Michael
"He's a real hero" spyro commented as he got a man boner for a dude named Michael
back in the sky
"ENOugh" malefor sniffled, "EDGY BEAM ATTACK!"
"ARGH, EDGYNESS; MY ONLY WEAKNESS!" Michael shouted as he felled to the ground
"HA HA, My edginess is supreme!" Malifloor declared as he did some pelvic thrusts
"IN my last breath...I Curse Sparx!" Michael said as he ded
"THE WORLD IS MINE!" Killing floor declared
"not soe fast!" super Michael declared
"But i killlllllllled you!" Malefor said like a little girl who's toy go taken away
"Bitch I'm the hero."
In the afterlife a few seconds ago
"Michael." a voice called out to him, "get the fuck up!"
Michael felt himself get bitch slapped
"Who the hell are you old MAN!"
"I'm your great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather."
"What do you want?"
"All the men in your family on you father's side were dragons ,or some kind of shitty overused trope that's run it's course, and you're one too. so go beat up Malefor with your edge powers while i go fight the Vietnamese." his old man shouted from his soapbox
"OKay ghost man." Michael said as he Mary sued himself back to life
the present in the world of the living not-dead
"SUPER EDGY BEAM!" Michael shouted a light began to emanate from his crotch, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Malefor screamed as he got totally vaporized
"We're saved!" the world shouted
"YAY!" Michael shouted as he danced
Michael flew down and picked a random dragoness from the crowd, she looked like she was made of cardboard, then he went back to earth and the two of them did it for 15 hours
the end
Reasons why chapter 8 is taking so long
Revision/writer's block- I was halfway through writing the chapter before I decided to read through it, I didn't like it; so I chose to rewrite it
Technical issues- My laptops charger stopped working, so I've had to rely on my dad's charger; he needs his laptop for work, so I can't use it often
Laziness/video games- I've been playing red dead redemption and brutal legend, and started a new run on fallout new vegas