Rumor Has It - Ouran HSHC Style

by mcangel1976

The grapevine is abuzz with rumors involving the hosts and people around them. I have gathered them together and I present them to you for your enjoyment... I mean warning... I mean pleasure... you know, it's whatever you want to call it. Who knows what is fact and what is fiction! Who cares what's real! (series of unconnected drabbles each less than 500 words).

42. Twins Responsible for MPreg

A/N: Here is one about the twins for InsideMyBrain.

Rumor involving: Kaoru Hitachiin - younger twin, little devil, and other half of the Twincest act. Also involving: Hikaru Hitachiin - older twin and little devil, part of the Twincest act for the Host Club.

Rumor has it the twins blew up the science lab and in doing so, they were able to create a pill that allows men to get pregnant. Apparently that's where all of the mpreg stories come from. It is said that they attempted to try it on Haruhi, but he spit it out before it could take effect. Renge wanted to know if it would work and helped the twins slip it in Tamaki's commoner's coffee. Nothing happened except that he got really bloated and started crying like a baby. Apparently the formula needs a little work. If it's true though, they are either crazy or evil geniuses. Do you think Kyoya is mentoring them? Or maybe they stole some of the potions from the Black Magic Club and made everyone think they created the pill… maybe that was how they created the pill in the first place. I just don't know. My mind is swimming!