Behind a giant stage, five cats huddled up. "Listen up, we simply cannot mess up this episode." A pearly white she-cat mewed. "Agreed. The Yellowfang and Nightcloud Show always had to be cut off early, because of all the fights. We would not like to scar kits at such a young age." Tansy, the camera-cat meowed. "Okay. No fights. Let's go." Mintshade meowed, as everyone went to their places.
"Greetings, toms and she-cats! Welcome to The Shipping Show! Please welcome our host, Mintshade!" A brown she-cat meowed to the crowd. The curtains parted and Mintshade was sitting on her chair. "Thank you, Instagram! Today our guests are Rainflower and Shellheart, and Crookedstar and Willowbreeze! We decided to only have two couples on, since we tried shooting episodes with four couples, and let's just say, Yellowfang and Cinderpelt will be working late in the E.R." Minshade meowed. Rainflower and Shellheart walked up on the stage, followed by a series of boos. "Well, thank you for having us! I cannot wait for my darling boy to see me!" Rainflower meowed, twirling around. "Speaking of, your darling boy is joining you today!" Mintshade meowed cheerfully. Crookedstar and Willowbreeze then walked up on the stage. "Why is HE on? He's too ugly to be on TV!" Rainflower hissed, annoyed with Mintshade's choice of who to be on TV. "No baby bashing!" Tansy muttered from her place behind the camera. "Anyhoo, let's begin! The prize today is a free date with family at Disney World. The Meowing King musical is great, along with Finding SkyClan!" Mintshade gushed. "So, first question: Where is your favorite place to have a date?" Mintshade asked. "Well, Shelly-sweetie and I love going to Discovery Den. I always love seeing the dolphins and going on the lazy river there!" Rainflower answered. "Well, Willowbreeze and I usually go to The Blossom Falls. There, Blossomfall made an entire garden full of flower sculptures! There's a waterfall, a circus clown, Millie with a mustache and a knife in her throat, even the-" Crookedstar got cut of. "No graphic details!" Tansy warned. "Well, both of your answers were great, so I'll give both of you a point!" Mintshade mewed. "Next question: what is the sweetest thing you've done for or with your children?" Mintshade asked. "Also, your children are backstage, so I can go to them to see if you're lying." Mintshade warned. "Er, I guess letting Graystripe into the Clan for Silverstream's sake, even though she's dead." Crookedstar replied, scratching his pelt. "Your not a considerate parent at all!" Rainflower meowed. "I've been to every one of Oakheart's football games, got him ice cream at the end, went to the ShadowHunt grounds to play laser tag with him, and so much more!" Rainflower meowed, flipping her fur extensions. "And you neglected your other kit, just because he was ugly." Crookedstar muttered. "That's a good point, Crookedstar. I think I'll only give you the point this time." Mintshade meowed. "Mom! You NEVER did any of that! You promised me that, but daddy was the only one that got me ice cream! You also didn't let me take my bro on the Tribal Hikes! You said that he didn't deserve it, and that the pictures would be ruined because of his demented jaw!" A brown tabby whined, running to the stage. "You did WHAT!" Crookedstar exclaimed. "Yeah! My mate doesn't deserve this abuse. He's a leader!" Willowshine added, standing up for her mate. "He's a demented cat that deserves a demented jaw." Rainflower muttered. "That's it! NO BABY BASHING!" Tansy bellowed, as she charged at Rainflower, claws extended. "HEY! YOUR DATING A TOM THAT TRIED TO KILL FOUR CATS! HE PROBABLY STILL LOVES SQUIRRELFLIGHT!" Rainflower yowled as Tansy crashed into her. "NO ONE INSULTS ASHY-KINS!" Tansy screeched. "#ijustdid #youcantdoanythingaboutit #crookedstarisdementedthatswhyidontlovehim #hedeservesnolove" Rainflower meowed, using the power of hashtags to overpower Tansy. Mintshade was still on the stage, bewildered. "Well, that's all the time we have today, folks! Tune in next time to see if Tansy's back to normal!" Instagram mewed. She quickly pressed the power button on Tansy's camera, and sprinted over to Firestar's Police Force of Morality.