A/N: This is a request from Mutemuia. I have found my book with all my notes, so all of the rumors that were requested and not written, will now be written. Sorry it took so long. If you have a request, please send me a pm or write it in your review. For this story, anything goes and it can be any amount of crazy you want. We can make up anything we want because these are just rumors.
Rumor involving: Mitsukuni Haninozuka – aka Hunny-senpai, Loli Shota host, carries around Usa-Chan, cousin to Mori, Japan's secret weapon of mass destruction, and rumored first demon of the Host Club.
Every wonder how Japan came up with the whole scenario for Godzilla? You think it's fiction? Well, I heard that it is based on fact! According to the rumor mill, in every other generation in the Haninozuka family, someone is born with the ability to turn into a monster! Yah, ok. I know I already reported the rumor about him being a monster and controlling himself with cake, but this is different. Remember how he's Japan's secret weapon of mass destruction? IT"S TRUE! He can transform at will and take down the enemy! Apparently he has better control over his change now, but a few years ago, when he was going through puberty, he lost control and nearly wiped out a couple cities. Remember the earthquake and tsunami… I heard it was Hunny going on a rampage as a giant lizard. You think I'm out of my mind? Well then I present to you this argument, Ant Man from the Avengers is able to grow or shrink at will. What say you now? New Godzilla sightings inspired a reboot of the movies. Every eight to ten years, something will happen, the Godzilla of the Haninozuka family will lose control and BAM! Another movie comes out shortly thereafter. Now don't let Hunny being Godzilla make you afraid of him. He is still the sweet loving Loli Shota host we love.
