Hey you guy's I'm so sorry I've been a bad author and not up dating I was so brain dead. Please forgive me I promise to update more often:)
Anyway's this one is a bit shorter than the rest sorry about that.
Well please enjoy~
May 27
Alfred couldn't stop laughing all morning which began to worry Kiku. What is so funny? He sighed as he continued to wash dishes. He looked over to his lover who was currently on the computer trying to figure something out. "Kiku come over here you have to see this," Alfred said to him.
Kiku dried his hands on a cloth while grabbing a wet dish and began to dry it as well and went over to the computer where Alfred sat. "What do you need to show me Alfred," he said as he leaned down to see what was on the computer screen. He almost dropped the glass plate in his hands as his face began to glow a bright red. "N-Nani!?" said Kiku.
Alfred began to laugh uncontrollably falling down in his chair continue to laugh as Kiku just stood there looking at the screen of the two Italian twins in wedding dresses. "It's funny right?" Alfred asked.
"Alfred it is not polite to Photoshop people in such inappropriate wardrobe," Kiku replied harshly turning away from the computer and looking at Alfred. He was even angrier that he had done it to one of his very good friends. "And why would you post such a horrendous picture on Facebook of all things." He said now red from anger and not embarrassment.
Alfred laid there looking up at him his face calm. "I didn't Photoshop it Kiku Feliciano sent it to me on my phone," he said calmly.
Kiku looked at him with disbelief. "You really expect me to believe you?"
"It's the truth Kiku I can even prove it!" Alfred yelled getting up off the floor while taking out his phone. Kiku stood there the glass plate still in his hands as he pretended to dry it off as Alfred did things on his phone. "Look!" he said showing the phone to Kiku. "Click on the message box," he said to him.
Kiku did this and he almost dropped the phone there it was the same exact picture. He put his hand to his mouth. He knew Feliciano and Ludwig were engaged but wasn't Lovino already married so why was he in a wedding dress as well? He gave the phone back to Alfred his face still red but he was now thinking very hard. Then the phone went off. "Yo?" Alfred said. Kiku couldn't hear anything coming from the other side of the phone and Alfred was avoiding eye contact with him. Just then a message box appeared on the screen. Kiku went over to it, it was from Lovino. He clicked on it just as Alfred laughed and said something so stupid he decided to block it out of his mind.
You fucking little bastard how the hell did you get that picture! You better take it down or I will fucking kill you do you understand me you stupid American!
That is what it read and Kiku just stared at it while looking back at Alfred who seemed completely frozen with fear now. "Yea talk to you later to bye," he said as he hung up the phone.
"Who was it?" Kiku asked looking at him.
"Mattie," there was a pause, "He said that picture wasn't meant to be sent." He stayed quiet for a couple of seconds. Kiku put the dish down near the computer; he put a hand on Alfred's shoulder. Then he began to laugh again Kiku stepped back surprised at the sudden action. "Man this is too funny," he said in between laughs.
"Alfred have you seen the message Lovino left you?" Kiku said. He stopped laughing wiping a tear from his eye. He went over to the computer and began to read and burst out even more. "Alfred this isn't funny Lovino-san seems very angry." He said to him.
"I know right," he said continuing to laugh. Then he sighed as he looked at Kiku who seemed more than annoyed now. "Oh come on Kiku, you know it's funny just lighten up about it. Besides what is he going to do?"
"I'M GOING TO KILL THAT STUPID AMERICAN!" Lovino yelled as he looked at the picture on the screen.
Antonio walked into the room, "What's wrong Lovi?" he asked as he went near the computer. Lovino jumped up blocking his way.
"N-Nothing just go away," he said his hands on the Spaniard's chest trying to push him out. His face was a bright red.
Antonio laughed lightly, "Okay, Okay," he said. Then he grabbed Lovino's arms and slid them up around his neck as he snaked his around his waist and landing a kiss on the very red Italian. He didn't resist but instead Lovino tried walking away from the computer. In turn, Antonio twirled them while deepening the kiss. He was now near the computer and broke away looking at the screen. Lovino instantly jumped on his back covering his eyes. "Hey Lovi get off I can't see," he said to him.
"Exactly you idiot!" Lovino yelled back. He couldn't let him see that picture, it would absolutely kill him. Somehow Antonio managed to get Lovino off of him and he looked at the screen he saw the picture. Lovino red faced and watery eyed tried to run out when he was pulled back. "Let go off me you tomato bastard!" He yelled. He tried to get the hand off of his arm but Antonio kept a firm grip. He continued to stare at the screen a little while longer. Then a message popped up from the corner. He opened it.
You're bro sent it to me so get mad at him. BTW I'm not taking it down.
That was sent from Alfred. Now Antonio was mad. How dare he expose his little tomato like this? How dare he make him run of embarrassment. Alfred F. Jones will not live to see another day, that Antonio vowed.
Kiku was now even more frustrated. Did Alfred know what he was doing? He put the dish away and grabbed another one. Then he felt something behind him as two strong arms wrapped around his waist. "Are you mad at me?" Alfred asked softly putting his head nest to Kiku's ear and whispering it softly.
"Get off of me Alfred," Kiku said bluntly.
Alfred let out a sigh. "Oh please don't be mad I hate it when you're mad." He said gently.
"Well then you should think before you act," he said back.
Nothing was said after that as Kiku put the dish away and the American still holding onto his waist. Then suddenly he was spun around. Alfred was looking him in the eyes before capturing his lips. The small Japanese man tried to resist but it was no use. Alfred was pushing Kiku against the sink they were now chest to chest still deep in a kiss. Alfred was exploring every part of his mouth with his tongue until their lungs could take it no longer. They separated still together by a single strand of saliva.
SLAM! Feliciano jumped at the sudden noise almost dropping the food he was setting in front of Ludwig. Ludwig stood to his feet. "Feliciano Varges you are in deep shit!" Lovino yelled as he entered the house stomping mad. Feliciano coward behind Ludwig as soon as he heard his older brother getting closer with each step.
"Lovi por favor calmase," he could hear Antonio say to him in a low soft tone. Then his brother rounded the corner straight into the kitchen. "Lovi por favor," Antonio pleaded with him he looked a little sick but was right behind the angry Italian.
"Shut up!" he yelled to him not looking at him but instead at his younger brother who coward behind the tall blond German. "Feliciano Vargas come here right now," he said as he stopped in the middle of the kitchen and pointing to the spot on the ground with his finger. Feliciano didn't move an inch. "Fine if that's how you want it," Lovino said as he came closer to his younger brother.
Feliciano yelped running away on the other side of the table and Lovino followed after him but they stayed near the table circling it. Feliciano tried to run while Lovino tried to chase him but with no progress. Ludwig stood there watching the two Italian's who played a game of "chase". He looked back at Antonio who held his stomach but had a smile on his face. He must have been in the car with Lovino he concluded. He sighed moving away from both Italian's and going over to Antonio. "Do you know vhat is going on?" he asked the sick looking Spaniard.
Antonio only smiled, "Si, it was about the picture," he said to him.
Ludwig looked at him confused. "Vhat picture?" he asked him.
Antonio stood up straight taking out his phone and pressing the app for Facebook. The two Italian's now running around the house in the game of "chase". Antonio handed the phone over to Ludwig who took it and began to blush looking at the picture. Then a sudden question popped in his head as he looked at it. Alfred had been the one to post it. "How did he get zhe picture?" he asked Antonio.
Antonio shrugged but his expression changed. As Ludwig looked at the picture some more he saw how many likes were on it and looking at the comments only made it worse. The worse being from Francis. He handed the phone back to Antonio. "He's not getting away with this," Antonio said taking it back.
"Agreed," said Ludwig. Just as the two Italian's passed them Ludwig grabbed each both by the collar.
"Hey put me down you potato bastard!" yelled Lovino but Ludwig only walked to the living room setting each brother on two separate couches. Feliciano still shook with fear from his older brother's anger. "Why the hell did you send that picture you idiot!" yelled Lovino.
"It w-was an accident I-I promise," Feliciano replied. Ludwig sighed.
"Look we need some way to get Alfred back," Ludwig said to the both of them. The two Italian's and Spaniard just stared at him.
"Yea? So what's your idea potato bastard?" he said harshly. Ludwig looked at Antonio two devilish grins flashed on their faces at the same time.
Alfred sneezed as, "Bless you," said Arthur over the phone.
"Thanks'," he said, "Anyways so did you get the same thing?" he asked.
Author nodded, "I think you putting on Facebook could have been the worst thing in your entire life." He snickered.
"Maybe," Alfred laughed, "But you have to admit they did look good," he said to him. Author only took another sip of his tea. "Besides it's not like their plotting revenge against me or something," he said to him.
"Knowing Lovino I wouldn't doubt it," Arthur said.
May 29
Alfred sat in his basement polishing his shotgun when a knock came from upstairs. "Alfred a package arrived for you," Kiku said. Alfred put his gun down as he ran upstairs and opened the door seeing Kiku holding a box.
"Thanks' babe," he said landing a kiss on his forehead and taking the box. He went downstairs not bothering to close the door and set it on the table. He took out his pocket knife, that's strange I don't think I ordered anything, he thought to himself as he slit open the box. From on top of the stairs Kiku watched eagerly wondering what in the world Alfred ordered now. He opened to see a note on top of something white and opened it as something fell to the floor.
Kiku watched as Alfred picked it up and looked at it and read the rest of the letter. There seemed to be a delayed reaction as it finally processed and then the American fell back dropping the picture and piece of paper. He seemed to shake as he looked back at the box. "Alfred-san?" he said. He only stayed on the floor shaking. Kiku went down going near the box and picking up the picture and the note. Alfred jumped up trying to get the picture but Kiku only put a hand up blocking the American. The picture was of Alfred…in a dress, clearly Photoshoped, but with great skill. Kiku slightly blushed while trying to hold in a laugh and then looked at the letter. As he read it he couldn't hold it any longer he let out a laugh and then looked inside the box. Alfred's face was red with embarrassment as Kiku took out the floral dress. Then looked back at him, "This is karma," he said as he handed the dress too Alfred and kissed him on the nose leaving the American to cry of embarrassment.
Dear Alfred,
Ciao! We love the little stunt you pulled so here's some payback. The picture you will find in here is just a sample of the tons we have. If you do not comply we will send this picture to everyone we know and post it on every social network you are connected too. For Feliciano's wedding we would like you to be the flower girl. The dress in the box is what you will wear remember if you don't comply the picture will go viral.
Con amore,
The Italian twin's Ciao!
P.S. Can't wait to see you at the wedding!
"Those villain's," Alfred said looking at the dress with shame. "Why the hero?"
Well hope you enjoyed.
Por favor Calmase- Please calm down
Con amore- with love
P.S. I'm thinking of doing a new story but I'm using human names again what name should I give to H.R.E? P.M. me of leave a review on what you think the name should be, please?