Rumor Has It - Ouran HSHC Style

by mcangel1976

The grapevine is abuzz with rumors involving the hosts and people around them. I have gathered them together and I present them to you for your enjoyment... I mean warning... I mean pleasure... you know, it's whatever you want to call it. Who knows what is fact and what is fiction! Who cares what's real! (series of unconnected drabbles each less than 500 words).

46. Spy Twins

A/N: Here is a request from Oreobabez.

Rumor involving: Hikaru Hitachiin - older twin and little devil, part of the Twincest act for the Host Club. Also involving: Kaoru Hitachiin - younger twin, little devil, and other half of the Twincest act.

We have all heard/read the rumor that one or both of the twins is a clone (or android), but I heard recently that rumor is completely bogus. WHAT? Ok, the scoop is that they kept themselves apart from other kids growing up because their parents were afraid they would share a prized secret: the twins are super-secret agents! And I heard their parents might not be their parents, but they might actually be their handlers… or maybe it's a family of spies. Maybe their father doesn't design games, but he designs tools of the trade. Gasp! Ok, so rumor has it that they were sent to infiltrate Ouran, but in elementary and middle school they were only supposed to observe, and in high school they finally started interacting because they were told to get close to a certain target. I don't know who that is yet though. Anyway, they lived in a bubble because they were spies! Can you imagine Agents 007 and 008?! Or whatever their codes names are.