Many cats filtered out into a familiar auditorium. On the stage, a brown cat with a rainbow streak of hair (she got it dyed) was sitting proudly. "Welcome she-cats and toms to the Shipping Show! Let's give it up for our host, Mintshade!" The cat on stage meowed. "Thank you, Instagram." Mintshade purred. "Today our constants will be Lionblaze and Cinderheart from ThunderClan, and Breezepelt and Heathertail from WindClan! Winning couple gets a shopping spree at Cat-x Mall!" Mintshade yowled cheerfully. "So, today I have a guest with me. Please welcome Shimmerpearl, who will help me decide which couple is the best." Mintshade meowed to the crowed. "Let's begin!" Shimmerpearl meowed. A table was brought up to the two judges. Snacks of all kind were piled up on it. "Winning couple gets to take home some snacks." Mintshade meowed between mouthfuls of mouse-steak. "Let's get a move on!" Tansy grumbled from behind the camera. She needed the show to get going! "Okay. So, what is your favorite way to surprise your mate?" Mintshade asked. "Well, I like to take Cinder-love to the Herbal Pools Spa, run by my mother and some other medicine cats. We always get a facial mask and a soak in the hot springs. Or cold springs." Lionblaze answered proudly. "That is an amazing answer! Take me with you!" Shimmerpearl meowed. "Well, let's see what Heathertail and Breezepelt do." Mintshade meowed. "Breezy-baby does all the housework for me. Then I can go to the spa!" Heathertail meowed, flicking a paw up as she meowed. "Very devoted toms you have. You both get a point!" Mintshade yowled. "Come to our spa after! Being on TV is exhausting!" Leafpool yowled from the middle of the crowd. "Next question, did you always love your mate?" Shimmerpearl mewed. The four cats shifted uncomfortably in their seats. "Answer the question! It's not like any fights will break out!" Mintshade hissed. "We automatically get the point" Breezepelt meowed. "I know for a fact that Lionblaze had a little fling with my mate." Lionblaze looked like he was ready to puke. "Ooh, drama! Lemme get some popcorn." Mintshade meowed. "TANSY! GET ME SOME POPCORN!" Mintshade yowled. "Keep. The. Show. Going." A tired Tansy grumbled. Mintshade got popcorn herself. "Well, Lion-baby, did you r-really have s-something with H-Heathertail?"Cinderheart meowed. She was on the verge of tears. "I-I-I did once have something with Heathertail." Lionblaze mewed, barely audible. Heathertail leaped up from her seat. "WHAT! YOU THINK THAT WE HAD SOMETHING? IF SO, IT'S CALL FRIENDSHIP! GET A LIFE, YOU B-" Breezepelt cut her off by putting his tail in her mouth. "So it w-was true!" Cinderheart bawled. Shimmerpearl gave the poor she-cat a piece of her popcorn. "Cinderheart, should we beat this no-good cheater/girlfriend stealer up?" Breezepelt asked Cinderheart. "Sure." was her reply. "We need things to hit him with." Heathertail thought. "Things for hitting? Have some objects here!" A cat from backstage piped up. She came out and gave the three cats some wind-up toy mice. "GET HIM!" Cinderheart yowled. By this time, Tansy hit the off button on her camera. The next 15 minutes wouldn't be PG.