Rumor Has It - Ouran HSHC Style

by mcangel1976

The grapevine is abuzz with rumors involving the hosts and people around them. I have gathered them together and I present them to you for your enjoyment... I mean warning... I mean pleasure... you know, it's whatever you want to call it. Who knows what is fact and what is fiction! Who cares what's real! (series of unconnected drabbles each less than 500 words).

48. Hunny Blew Up a Base

Rumor involving: Mitsukuni Haninozuka – aka Hunny-senpai, Loli Shota host, carries around Usa-Chan, cousin to Mori, Japan's secret weapon of mass destruction, and rumored first demon of the Host Club.

Ok, so many rumors are flying about Hunny. Hunny is Godzilla. Hunny is a monster. Hunny is this and Hunny is that, but this is not about what he may or may not transform into. I heard he blew up a military base. We all know he is labeled as a demon of the Host Club and we all know he does not like to be woken up before he is ready, but did you know how mad he can get when you try to wake him from his nap? DON'T DO IT! He comes with warning labels. Apparently a soldier in the United States military did not heed the warnings and woke him up by shaking him vigorously and Hunny was not happy. He was so mad, he blew up the base. Now I heard he has some magical power that he tapped into to accomplish this, but I also heard he found the military's stash of TNT and let it go nuclear. Note to self… heed all warnings that come with cute Hunny.