"So Mintshade, who's gonna be on the show today?" Maplemoon, Mintshade's bodyguard asked. Mintshade was applying her pre-show makeup. Who knew that cats could wear makeup.

"Well, I got a bunch of entries from cats of all Clans. There were two very interesting ones, though. You can choose the couples for today's episode." Mintshade replied. She finished up her makeup and was ready for the show.

"Welcome to the Shipping Show! Before we get on with the show however, I have an announcement! The Shipping Show has an Instagram account! The account is . Follow right now! I'll put up announcements for new episodes, and maybe have contests! Again, please follow!" Instagram meowed.

"But let's give it up for Mintshade!" Instagram's yowl sounded through the auditorium.

"Hello cats! Today I let my bodyguard Maplemoon choose the couples for today. I have an envelope with the names of the couples here with me. Ready?" Mintshade asked.

The crowd roared with delight.

"Okay! Give it up for-WHAT! This stuff isn't even cannon! Jayfeather x Stick? Tigerstar x Blood? Who wrote this stuff down?" Mintshade was baffled.

"HAHAHAHA! Best prank I've pulled in a long time!" Mewls of laughter came from backstage. Maplemoon stuck her head out from behind the curtains.

"Well, let's get on with the show! The prize is: A one week stay in the Americat Mansion! Americat might be a foreigner to us, and a kittypet, but he's still rich and famous! I've stayed at his mansion once. It was amazing!" Mintshade meowed. Jayfeather and Tigerstar took their places in their chairs. Next to Jayfeather was a smooth stick with scratches on it, and next to Tigerstar was a vile of blood.

"Gross."

"Deal with it."

"GET STARTED!"

After those two words from Tansy, the camera-cat, Mintshade finally got started.

"Okay, guys! First question: WHAT TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP WOULD YOU TWO TOMS EVEN HAVE WITH A STICK AND A VIAL OF BLOOD?" Mintshade roared.

"Excuse me, but blood has always been inside of me! I have seen blood in everything. The pure-blood of awesome me. The mangy kittypet blood of Firefart. The blood that has been spilled from countless cats." Tigerstar snarled. Mintshade wrinkled her nose. "Ew." She deadpanned. Gesturing to Jayfeather, Mintshade allowed him to speak.

"Well, this stick has shown me my past. I used to be Jaywing, if you didn't know already. This stick also gave me some great allies. Rock, Half Moon, Fallen Leaves, Half Moon. Half Moon." Jayfeather sighed dreamily. "Well, I ship you and Half Moon, so Jayfeather gets a point!" Mintshade yowled.

"NOT TRUE!" Tigerstar roared, launching himself at the tiny she-cat.

The two cats started fighting.

"This show cannot go without a winner." YouTube muttered to himself. "YO MAPLEMOON! DO SOMETHIING!" Instagram hissed backstage. "Maplemoon's not here." A tom replied. "Who are you? What are you doing here. Who are your parents?" Instagram meowed cautiously. "My name is Storm, I'm the new bodyguard while Maplemoon's in Catcun, and no one talks about my parents." The tom replied, eyes turning a dangerous shade of red. "O-okay! Well, go do your job!" Instagram meowed. Storm got up to his paws and got a Nerf Gun from who knows where. He aimed it at the ball of grey and brown. "Here goes nothing." Storm muttered. He shot the gun. The foam bullet whizzed right through Tigerstar's claws, just as he was ready to deal a death blow. "WHA-?" Both cats looked equally confused. "Who are you?" Mintshade asked. The crowd also looked confused. Dreamwonder padded onto the stage. "Hi Mintshade! This is Storm. He's going to be your temporary bodyguard while Maplemoon's in Catcun. Family reunion, I think." Dreamwonder explained. "Okay. What are you doing here?" Mintshade asked, claws unsheathed. Dreamwonder backed away. "I was wondering if you and Shimmerpearl could be judges on my new talent show." Dreamwonder explained cautiously. Mintshade calmed down and perked up. "Talent show? I love talent shows! Americat's got Talent just came out with a new episode! I'll be a judge. But only if I can bring my claw extensions." Mintshade replied happily. The crowd cheered. The craziest shipper was going to be on a talent show! "So, in return, can you please pick a winner? I could only get through one question before Tigerturd over here started getting crazy." Mintshade meowed, spitting a little bit. "Sure! Jayfeather wins for sure!" Dreamwonder mewed happily. Shimmerpearl came out onto the stage. "JAYFEATHER WINS!"She yowled. Jayfeather padded up with his stick to get the mansion stay hotel cards.

"DUDE! THIS IS AWESOME BRO! YOU GET TO STAY AT MY SWAGGY MANSION FOR A WEEK! WE CAN EAT BURGERS, PLAY VIDEO GAMES-" Americat just burst through the doors.

"AMERICAT, OUT!" Mintshade yowled, unsheathing her claws again.

"Why did I even want to win?"

A/N: Yay! Another chapter out! I have no idea why I decided to post this. Anyway, is a REAL ACCOUNT ON INSTAGRAM! I will post updates, polls, questions, and contests on that account. Follows are appreciated! A huge thanks to my friend xxArtisticDreamerxx for letting me use her OCs Storm and Dreamwonder. Stay tuned for the next episode! Also, SORRY SORRY SORRY for bring Hetalia into here. I've just been shipping yaoi and watching episodes. But still, follow !