Rumor Has It - Ouran HSHC Style

by mcangel1976

The grapevine is abuzz with rumors involving the hosts and people around them. I have gathered them together and I present them to you for your enjoyment... I mean warning... I mean pleasure... you know, it's whatever you want to call it. Who knows what is fact and what is fiction! Who cares what's real! (series of unconnected drabbles each less than 500 words).

52. Ranaka v Students

A/N: This one is just random because…I'm not sure, but I just felt that Ranka needed a rumor too.

Rumor involving: Ryoji Fujioka – aka Ranka, Haruhi's father, and one of the people who impacts her life daily (thanks to him, she knows how to handle Tamaki). Also involving: Haruhi Fujioka – commoner, girl (although the customers don't know it yet), and natural host.

Rumor has it Haruhi's father is a crossdresser. I know that isn't too shocking in itself, but I heard that Haruhi had a run in with a couple of students, and Ranka steamrolled them. From what the rumor says, the two Fujioka's were out and about getting a bite to eat on one of Ranka's rare days off and was actually dressed is casual clothes instead of women's clothes and someone mistook them for dating. Not sure how that happened, but it is a rumor, so I'll just go with it. Ranka took exception to how they were treating his "little girl" (doesn't he mean little boy?) and BAM! The students disappeared. I also heard Kyoya's Black Onion Squad came and took the students away. Now it is also said, Ranka can act more ladylike than some of the girls who frequent the Host Club except for when he is around Tamaki, and then he becomes a dangerous ninja. Wait…he's a ninja and a crossdresser? Well, I guess they both dress up.