Rumor Has It - Ouran HSHC Style

by mcangel1976

The grapevine is abuzz with rumors involving the hosts and people around them. I have gathered them together and I present them to you for your enjoyment... I mean warning... I mean pleasure... you know, it's whatever you want to call it. Who knows what is fact and what is fiction! Who cares what's real! (series of unconnected drabbles each less than 500 words).

55. Ranka and Tamaki Duel to Death

A/N: Tmwillson3, here is another rumor about Ranka for you. I agree. He deserves more for putting up with Tamaki.

Rumor involving: Ryoji Fujioka – aka Ranka, Haruhi's father, and one of the people who impacts her life daily (thanks to him, she knows how to handle Tamaki). Also involving: Tamaki Suoh - president of the Host Club and princely host, and comes up with outrageous schemes for his friends.

Have you heard the latest? Tamaki was challenged to a duel and lost! That's right. The princely type of the Host Club got slaughtered. Now I heard that there were blood and guts covering the room and Tamaki had to be taken in an ambulance to the hospital, but I heard he is still alive…barely hanging on though. Are you curious as to what happened? Of course you are, or else you wouldn't be here. Apparently, Ranka, Haruhi's father (or it is it his mother since the person in question has long hair and wears dresses), got sick of Tamaki calling himself Haruhi's father and challenged him to a duel. Some say it was pistols at dawn, while my other sources say it was swords at dawn. I asked the different hosts, but no one is talking save one. When I asked Haruhi, he laughed and didn't seem concerned. He said Tamaki's arm was only strained a little due to one round of arm wrestling. He said it was not life threatening. Is that all it truly was, or are they covering up the truth? I heard Tamaki is on life support fighting to live.