Rumor Has It - Ouran HSHC Style

by mcangel1976

The grapevine is abuzz with rumors involving the hosts and people around them. I have gathered them together and I present them to you for your enjoyment... I mean warning... I mean pleasure... you know, it's whatever you want to call it. Who knows what is fact and what is fiction! Who cares what's real! (series of unconnected drabbles each less than 500 words).

56. Tamaki Turned Donkey

A/N: If you haven't seen them, I have started a few new Ouran stories. Nekozawa/Haruhi, Kaoru/Haruhi, Chika/Haruhi, and a one shot of Mori/Haruhi. Tmwillson3, when you make comments, I get ideas. LOL. After reading the latest reviews and HChen dot Ravenfeather's updates, this is what I came up with.

Rumor involving: Ryoji Fujioka – aka Ranka, Haruhi's father, and one of the people who impacts her life daily (thanks to him, she knows how to handle Tamaki). Also involving: Tamaki Suoh - president of the Host Club and princely host, and comes up with outrageous schemes for his friends. Also involving: Umehito Nekozawa – 3rdyear and president of the Black Magic Club.

So I just heard that it wasn't a duel at dawn between Ranka and Tamaki, instead it was something much more sinister. Having heard about Nekozawa and his unique talents, Ranka went to the Black Magic Club president and enlisted his help to handle Tamaki. I also heard through the grapevine, Kyoya is the one that put that particular bug in the redhead's ear. Anyway! After much discussion, Nekozawa created a potion, and then Ranka invited the blond over for some tea. Now any time Tamaki tries to say the word "daddy", he brays like a donkey and is unable to say it. This has also cut down on the number of times he tries to hug Haruhi since he gets embarrassed and runs to his corner of woe. It is rumored that Kyoya set up a human size hamster cage for Tamaki to pout it and the princely type has created his own hamster nest.