I want to Marry Mum

Request from Kaguya: fancy dress as funny lol can ya do one where eddie is in his mine stages and claims he will beat marco and ace to marry megumi

Ace groaned slightly in pain as his own son had just hit him over the head with a wooden plank and only two things was going through his mind, what the hell and where the hell did he get a wooden blank from, "Eddie, didn't mummy tell you that it's not nice to hurt people?" Ace asked rubbing the large bump that was forming on his head.

"Mummy is mine, you and Papa will have to fight me for Mummy!" Edward shouted before running off plank still in hand.

Ace just laid on the floor of the Moby Dick blinking a few times in confusion, ok yes Edward D. Portgas was his son but what the hell he just hit him over the head with a wooden plank.

Megumi was at that moment in time speaking to Izo and Haruta at the front of the ship, the two men heard the yell of pain but the Siren ignored it and continued to explain about Edwards sudden shift in behaviour. "It's strange… I never had siblings so is it normal?" She asked.

"What declaring your love to your mother, threatening to destroy your fathers to marry your mum?" Haruta asked and Megumi nodded in return, "Yeah… It's normal."

"You do realise your son just bashed Ace over the head right?" Izo asked.

"Yep," Megumi stated sighing and rubbing her temples, "He threw water over them both this morning."

"Oh god," Izo and Haruta both laughed.

"I'm serious I am really worried over this," Megumi stated.

Later on that day Marco reached behind him and plucked Edward off the floor, the seven year old dangled in his fathers hand swinging side to side yelling something but Marco ignored his son for a few minutes as he finished the sentence he was reading and put the book down.

"Like to explain what you are doing with seastone dust Edward?" Marco asked, the boy could tell he was in trouble out of his three parents Papa was the one that didn't like being messed with. Dad would shout and chase him whilst his mother will just take away his sweets, but Papa.

"I am going to fight off you and Dad and Marry mum myself!" Edward yelled.

"Eddie, you know you can't do that, yoi," Marco sighed as he placed the boy down on the table in front of him.

"And why not?" Edward huffed the bag of seastone dust in his hand.

"Because your mum is already married to me and Daddy, do you want to make your mum upset by taking her away from us?" Marco asked.

Edward blinked a few times remembering the time when Uncle Izo told him that mum had been separated from them for about two years, "No…" He muttered shaking his head.

"Then you gonna stop trying to beat up me and your dad?" Marco asked.

Edward bit his lip looking up at Marco a large grin spread across his face before he threw the bag of seastone dust at the Phoenix and ran off, "NO!"

AN: THANK GOD! Sorry… Just thought people got bored since I didn't have a request in a while… slightly worried you all left me L I went through that stage once… then my parents got divorced… that's one the few things I remember when I was younger lol.

Scarlet.