A/N: Crazyangelgirl21 I laughed so hard when I read your rumor request. I am doing better, but it took longer than I thought it would to heal from my concussion. Sneaking onto the computer was not always easy. LOL. And then life threw another curve ball, but I'm back! Here is your rumor request. Enjoy!
Rumor involving: Mitsukuni Haninozuka – aka Hunny-senpai, Loli Shota host, carries around Usa-Chan, cousin to Mori, Japan's secret weapon of mass destruction, and rumored first demon of the Host Club.
Hunny is short. No secret there. I mean even his brother is taller than him…granted it isn't by much, but still! I recently heard…(looks around to make sure no one around)…from his cousin's friend's brother's friend's uncle's wife's cousin's daughter that the reason he is so small and cute is that he is the 8th dwarf from Snow White that no one ever mentions. Why do they not? Well, it is rumored that he escaped because he hated to mine for diamonds. Apparently that is where some of his family's wealth comes from – all the jewels he and the other dwarfs mined. Now that he escaped and came to Japan, he is living out his life doing what he wants, how he wants, and if he wants to carry around cute Usa-Chan, then he will! Really, after being in a mine so long, it starts to mess with you. I hear that's why he can go from cutesy to dangerous in less than a second. Becoming a weapon of mass destruction was only a side effect.