A/N: Tmwillson3, you had to have known the plot bunnies would run rampant when you wrote your review about the ring of fire. LOL. Enjoy!

Rumor involving: All of the hosts of the Ouran High School Host Club, but mainly Tamaki Suoh - president of the Host Club and princely host, and comes up with outrageous schemes for his friends.

Okay, we have all heard the rumor about the hosts running away to the circus, but did you hear the latest? It started when I noticed Tamaki walking down the hall covered in white powder. Inquiring minds want to know, so I asked some of the girls who were in the Host Club that day. They didn't know, but they heard that Tamaki was blasted with a fire extinguisher by the twins. Of course another girl says it was Kyoya and/or Haruhi, and yet another says it was Hunny and/or Mori. Apparently when they were practicing their act for when they would runaway to the circus, Tamaki tried to get Haruhi to jump through a flaming hoop. Of course another person said she was supposed to hold it. I don't know. Anyway, she refused and apparently told him he could use it to play jump rope or jump through it himself or use it as a hula hoop…I don't know! Anyway, apparently he lit it on fire and did something with it and got tangled with it, setting himself on fire. Host Fire Brigade to the rescue and they sprayed him with the fire extinguisher. I think he really needs to keep being the princely type and not the daredevil/circus type. So if you noticed a ghost white Tamaki, no he didn't lose his soul or turn to dust this time, he became fire retardant.