Rumor Has It - Ouran HSHC Style

by mcangel1976

The grapevine is abuzz with rumors involving the hosts and people around them. I have gathered them together and I present them to you for your enjoyment... I mean warning... I mean pleasure... you know, it's whatever you want to call it. Who knows what is fact and what is fiction! Who cares what's real! (series of unconnected drabbles each less than 500 words).

79. Coffee with a Kiss of Irish Cream

A/N: I want to thank my friends Melissa and Krista who have worked in the ER. They gave me the idea for this rumor.

Rumor involving: Kyoya Ootori - aka the Shadow King, cool host, and vice president of the Host Club (although we know he is the one with the real power). Also involving: Tamaki Suoh - president of the Host Club and princely host, and comes up with outrageous schemes for his friends. Also involving: Hikaru Hitachiin - older twin and little devil, part of the Twincest act for the Host Club. Also involving: Kaoru Hitachiin - younger twin, little devil, and other half of the Twincest act.

Did you hear the latest rumor? I heard that Hikaru and Kaoru had to stand on the edge of the roof holding buckets of water with their arms straight out as punishment for what they did! Well, I did see them on the roof looking over, not sure if they were holding buckets or not, but the grapevine says they were. Rumor has it that Hikaru and Kaoru the mischievous twins that they are, gave Tamaki coffee with Irish Cream in it. He loved it, downed it, and asked for another. By the time Kyoya arrived, Tamaki was drunker than a sailor on leave and tried to kiss Kyoya on the lips! I heard he pouted and cried to Kyoya that mommies and daddies are supposed to kiss. Our Shadow King wasn't in agreement and dragged him to the car and sped him to the ER. I also heard that Kyoya has a new limo because his smelled like vomit.