A/N: Tmwillson3 – to help put some laughter in your day. Thinking of you! I blame the idea for this rumor on going through old pics and finding Halloween pictures of everyone in costume at a few parties.
Rumor involving: Kyoya Ootori - aka the Shadow King, cool host, and vice president of the Host Club (although we know he is the one with the real power). Also involving: Tamaki Suoh - president of the Host Club and princely host, and comes up with outrageous schemes for his friends.
Tamaki has lost his mind! No, seriously! I heard that the twins did it to him, but then I heard from a kind of, sort of (not really, but who cares) credible witness that he/she (I will not give up my snitch…unless Kyoya decides to torture me and then he/she is on his/her own) saw Kyoya give Tamaki a shot of something. After that, he started acting crazy! Could it be the Ootori family has invented true cray cray juice? After the "incident" Tamaki jumped up from where he was lying on the ground and hopped on a table and started to proclaim that he was He-Man and yelled, "I have the power!" Then he jumped on Mori and started calling him Battlecat while Kyoya became Skeletor. I heard the Shadow King was furiously writing and got a hand cramp from it. Then when Mori was able to get Tamaki off, he said he was Tweety Bird and started to talk like him, only to jump into the voice of Sylvester the cat periodically. Suffering succotash. But after all that…(looks around and then whispers) Tamaki challenged Kyoya to a duel and slapped him in the face with a white glove, which no one is sure where he got it. I heard it's pistols at dawn, but then again, I also heard it would be a sword fight.