Rumor involving: Kyoya Ootori - aka the Shadow King, cool host, and vice president of the Host Club (although we know he is the one with the real power).

GASP! Rumor has it that Kyoya recently went to visit Ranka…although some tell me he really went to visit Haruhi, and he did housework! HOUSEWORK! I heard he washed dishes. How the hell did they get him to wash anything? Doesn't he believe that's what the maids are for? I also heard that Ranka is hoping that the Shadow King will be his future son-in-law. Is it true? Any of it? My mind is mush right now.