Tundra times Monday April 21st 2016 No.124
Ronald Martenez, Interviewer
A interview with the Mayor of Zootopia.
I was lucky enough to sit down with the Peacock Mayor of Zootopia Paula Featherstone. We discussed the main problems plaguing our fine city today. Specifically the ones we overlook and the freedoms that we take for granted.
Q: Let's begin with Tundra town, if our hydroelectric power plant has a meltdown what should our course of action?
A: Well we have nowhere to evacuate the district to, so I propose that we use alternatives to fossil fuels in order to preserve our natural resources. I am pleased to see our offspring being educated to adopt a healthy and environmentally safe lifestyle.
Q: During events of cacophony would you say our police force is reliable?
A: Absolutely, especially with the Mammal Inclusion act. We're seeing numbers of attendees at police charity events and more recruits at the academy.
Q: Would you say the residence of Birdwoods are pleased with the living conditions?
A: Hard to say, I've seen mixed reviews lately and from what I can tell about average. Fortunately, the crime rate is as low as it's ever been.
Q: Which species would you say are the most privileged?
A: Privileged?! That's a one-sided question Ronald!
To which I responded; "No it's the truth, prey are more likely to get accepted into universities then predators. Prey are less likely to be gunned down or arrested by police. Prey are the only species to be well represented every time in media! So don't you lie to me!'' "That's a pejorative remark" she snapped. "I didn't come here to listen to false statements, I came here for an honest interview!''
This is where she exited the building and I chased after her shouting that we weren't done yet. She ignored me and instead rode off in the back of her limousine. So there you have it, inequality is not a myth as the upper class would have you believe. We have elected yet another dishonest and prejudice mayor, open your eyes Zootopians!