Hey guys! So sorry we haven't updated in ages but Lexi has work now (yeah I know, I'm just as surprised) and I just need to get my butt in gear. Lexi has written a sequel to the Chinduggery to the request of a few people.

Libertied Insanity: No I do not hate you, I don't take hate comments (even though yours wasn't at all) personally and I rather take them as constructive critism which I need more of :)

Disclaimer:

Leo: Ow...

Lexi: Jeesh, are you still going on about your tooth?

Leo: Yes well it hurts! You didn't chip your tooth!

Lexi: No, I was just the first person to flip out the raft and get hit with multiple oars...

Leo: Yeah well, it was your idea to go white water rafting!

Lexi: You enjoyed it!

Leo: True but you know what I don't enjoy?

Lexi: What?

Leo: Not owning Skully P which goes to Le Golden God Derek Landy.

Lexi: Eh, moving on, a warning for this one (two) shot, it gets a little steamy towards the end, not quite M but getting there so if you don't like, don't read that bit just skip it.

Escalations

Escalations

"Valkyrie" Skulduggery looked shocked as Valkyrie Cain stood in front of him, slack-jawed and disbelieving the sight before her. "I can explain" he said, stepping out of China's grasp. Val put her hand up to stop him, closing her eyes.

"Don't" she said softly "Just, don't" she said, turning round and walking out the door, head bowed in shame and regret. Tanith, who had been stood there awkwardly, turned to China.

"You are despicable" she hissed before following Val out the door. China smiled and wrapped her arms around Skul again.

"Now" she purred seductively "Where were we?" she pouted when Skul pushed her away and shook his head. "What?" she said, annoyed now as she folded her arms "Am I not good enough for you now?" she asked the infuriating skeleton as he paced after the two women. "You know I'm better for you Skulduggery!" she called after him before turning back to her books.

He saw Val round the corner of the building, leaning against Tanith who had her arms wrapped around the young necromancer who was sobbing into the Adept's shoulder. She looked up when she heard footsteps. When she saw Skully, she stood up straight and wiped her eyes as Tanith stood with one hand on her shoulder comfortingly. She glared at the detective as he put a hand on the back of his neck.

"Listen, Val" he tried to say put Val shook her head.

"No, stop. I don't want to hear it" she said, her voice hiccupping from the tears threatening to fall. "How could you?" she asked, staring straight into Skulduggery's empty eye sockets. He shifted uncomfortably.

"Val, please, it was China" he tried to explain, stopping at Tanith's glare as he took a step forward, he quickly retreated.

"I clearly saw you Skulduggery Pleasant! You were loving it weren't you?" She accused, angry tears now falling. "What is my tongue not as skilled as hers? Is that it?" She was yelling now, getting ever more distressed. Skulduggery put his head in his hands, trying to get his facts straight. "What does she have that I don't?" she yelled, eyes hardening.

"Everything!" Skul finally yelled back. Val took a step back surprised. "She doesn't question my every move, she loves me the way I am and she isn't afraid to change my appearance for her own gain and I love that!" he shouted, whipping his head up.

"Well maybe you should go and be with your true love then!" Val yelled straight back. "What are you waiting for?" she said, quieter now.

"Fine" he said, turning away and walking back to the library. He could hear Val sobbing and Tanith trying to console her behind him but he refused to look back. Val couldn't understand, she was too constrictive and he made her mad; forever arguing and never getting anywhere. Not to mention the physical side of relationship. Val was never willing to go further than kissing when he craved so much more. China would give that to him willingly and instantly if he so desired, which he did. He strode through the door, head held high. He found China and walked up behind her. He spun her round to face him and ignoring her little gasp of shock and indignation, he kissed her; his teeth hitting hers in a desperate passion. He didn't care when she touched the symbol on his shoulder causing a face to slide up. He immediately thrust his tongue into her mouth, forcing a fierce battle for dominance. When he finally pulled away, China was breathless and flushed, pushed against him, feeling his every curve.

"So, you picked me?" She asked, she smirked and was about to say something else but she was cut off by Skulduggery's lips against hers. She was caught by surprise when he slammed her against the bookshelf and put his hands either side of her head, trapping her body against his. She kissed him harder and pressed her body into his, wanting more. She let her hands wander until she found his tie, yanking it off, not breaking her kiss. Her hands travelled down his jacket and buttons, ripping them off viciously trying to get to the new body beneath. She put her hands on his chest, muscular and strong. She gasped as he ripped the front of her blouse, revealing her bra beneath. Her hands wandered to his belt but he stopped her before she could pull that off too.

"Not here" he answered when she gave him a questioning look. She grinned and took his hand, leading him into her office which was secluded with tinted windows. She pulled him in and for the next hour, all in the library avoided the office where the sounds of pleasure were heard very clearly through the walls. She was going to have to do something about that afterwards, put a silence charm on the walls or something.

They emerged after there, spiel, completely unruffled. China straightening her hair whilst Skulduggery put his hat and jacket back on before turning to China and kissing her gently on the lips; a stark contrast to the aggression shown earlier.

"We'll have to do that again sometime" he whispered in her ear.

"Tomorrow?" China asked, a smile gracing her lips as she thought of the wonderful disasters that would happen if Valkyrie Cain just happened to walk in on her and Skulduggery having sex. Oh that would be too good she thought, a plan formulating in her mind. She waved Skulduggery goodbye and got to work on her scheme. She was enjoying this far too much; the damage she would cause. She smile devishly.

Hoped you enjoyed, please leave a comment for me and hope it wasn't too disturbing. Leo kept saying ew, the entire way through but that's just her opinion! Please review and we shall start another one (any pairing) soon-bye :)