CHAPTER 12:
Valkyrie and Tanith came back from shopping and going to the cinema. "Did you see his biceps? It was like Tarzan!" Valkyrie laughed. "You know, Fletch has a six pack?" Tanith pulled a face of mock horror, "Oh my god! I so want to see!" Fletcher walked around the corner and seen Valkyrie smile evilly.
"Come on Val. You're actually staring at him. Val!" Valkyrie shook her head and blushed. Skulduggery, Ravel and Ghastly walked down the corridor. Tanith sighed, Ravel prodded Ghastly in the back encouragingly. "Tanith, do you remember when you said you'd go-"Tanith butted in before he could finish the sentence. "Hey, look, em, we'll be back in ten. I've bought some new make-up and I want to try it out on Val. We won't be long." She grabbed Valkyrie's arm and dragged her through the door to the girls' toilets. Valkyrie sat on the table and sipped on a gigantic bottle of Irn Bru, "Val, what is that stuff? It's not alcoholic is it? Oh dear lord, my best bud is an alcoholic." Valkyrie laughed and handed the juice to Tanith, who sniffed it and gave it a taste. "Hmm. Can I have my juice back?" She reached her hand out, "You gave it to me!" Tanith hugged the bottle before she handed it back, Val downed it in two huge mouthfuls. "I swear if I see another drink I will explode." Tanith laughed and started to wave around a can of coca cola, Val covered her face with her hands and pretended to cry. "Hey, can we hurry up a bit, I'm about to piss myself here. I'm being serious Tan, I gotta go." Tanith giggled and let her towards a cubicle.
"Oh my god! I'm gonna be an Auntiieeeeee!" Valkyrie slid down the wall so that she was sitting on the floor, she looked up at Tanith. "How?" Tanith started to make rude gestures with her hands, Valkyrie kicked her hands. "Tanith! You know that's not what I meant, I already know that. I always thought this would happen at some time but not so soon. I thought I would be really old when this happened, like, like thirty." Valkyrie stood up when the door opened and Fletcher pocked his head around the door. "Hey, is everything okay in here? Val?" Tanith told him to come in and Fletcher entered. Tanith led him to where Valkyrie was standing. "She has news." He sat on the table and Valkyrie sat on his knee, "A moment please Tan? Well, Fletch I'm pregnant." Fletcher wiped the tears from her eyes and kissed her lips. "Don't worry Val. I'll tell Skulduggery for you." She nodded and immediately felt bad about having him take responsibility.
Fletcher stood in the corridor and looked at Skulduggery, "Hey, is it possible to get a minute alone with you?" Skulduggery told Ghastly and Ravel to wait in a meeting room and that he would get back to them. Then he raised an eyebrow at Fletcher. "Okay, I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause but I may have created a problem for you and potentially myself." Skulduggery leaned forward, he raised his other eyebrow. "I have ever so slightly impregnated your associate." Fletcher closed his eyes, expecting to be hit but when he opened them he was alone and the door to the toilets was swing wildly.
I think this may be the longest chapter yet :D
And maybe the weirdest…