I put up the story and it's called hairy green sardines (Even though it has nothing to do with sardines). That's for reviewing the last chapter, it made my day. Something weird happened today: Me feels like me's friend is going to appear. Me's friend appears.

Me: I knew you were going to appear, I'm a psychic!

Friend: In your case I believe it is pronounced phycooooow YOU DA PHYCO BITCH, BABES!

Later on-

Other friend: She's losing her mind

Friend: She's already lost it

Me: I never had one in the first place mwuahahahahaha

Everybody else: Stares…

AKWARD MOMENTS . COM

CHAPTER 14:

Someone tapped her shoulder and Valkyrie woke up. "Visiting hours, quite a lot of people are wanting to see you today, should I let them in?" She nodded and pretended to be asleep. Something hard hit against her head. She looked up.

"I got my phone back but it was broken so I got a new phone. It's shiny."

"And hard." Valkyrie rubbed her head and checked the time.

The door opened and her parents came in, Valkyrie didn't look up from Tanith's phone, her messages from Ghastly were too interesting. "How are the empire biscuits tasting Tan?" Valkyrie laughed when Tanith snatched her phone back and glared at her. "You were supposed to be getting facebook on it not looking at my private messages to my boyfriend. It's not like I've done it to you or anything, Valkie."

"Oi, Tanny tots. Or was it Tanny tits."

"Stretchy Fletchey."

"Bashly Ghastly."

"That didn't make any sense."

"Give it a minute, it'll don on you."

"Oh, stephy. Your good."

"Tanith why are you- oh, hi mum hi dad, didn't hear you come in. You're back early."

"How dare you make me a granddad and not tell me about it?"

"I didn't think you cared."

"We do, honey. And Beryl said you weren't there any of the times she went over. Where were you?"

"Staying a Tanith's, she was too paranoid to leave me on my own."

"She was right, thank you for taking care of my daughter Tanith."

"Pleasure Miss Edgley."

"Please, call me Mellissa."

"I need to pee, be back in two minutes, good luck Steph." Tanith disappeared and Valkyrie gulped. Alice reached out to her and Valkyrie held her sister close. "No matter what you'll always be by my side, won't you Ally?" Alice smiled and played with Valkyrie's hair. "So when did I become a granny?"

"About eight in the morning yesterday."

"And what is my grandchild called, is it a boy or a girl?"

"You are grandchildren are called Darrell and Ashley. Darrell is a girl and Ashley is a boy."

"They've got stupid names."

"Shut up dad. I named them."

"Des, why don't you go and get us some lunch? Where's Fletcher?"

"Away getting my lunch, I hate hospital food." Her mum went over to the cribs and picked Ashley up.

"Hey cutie. Which one is this Steph?" Valkyrie peered over her mum's shoulder and tickled her son's chin.

"Ashley. My baby boy, meet your granny." Ashley smiled in his sleep and Valkyrie picked up Darrell, she opened her eyes slightly and Valkyrie caught a glimpse of Dark brown. "They're identical."

"They are twins."

"You should have said, even a little warning would have been nice."

"Are you telling me it wasn't a nice surprise?"

"I meant becoming a gran, that's a big thing, you should have phoned."

"Dad's never gave me my phone back."

"Oh, sorry."

"Actually that was a lie, when you went I stole it back but I dropped it down the stairs and it broke. Tanith bought me a new one but I left it at her house."

"That sounds like even more of a lie."

"It's true, I bought the girl a phone and she forgets about it, shocking." Tanith drank the last of her cola and threw the bottle I the bin. "Sorry, Tan." Tanith shrugged.

"Hey can you believe the guys did that?"

"I don't want to."

"They put it on youtube, wanna watch?"

"No."

"You know you wanna…"

"I Don't honest."

"Okay."

"So you're not going to put it on?"

"What! I'm gonna put it on at full volume." Tanith laughed evilly and walked away. Valkyrie shook her head.

"Sometimes she scares me."

"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha…"

"Oh my god."

Okay the next chapter will have more action in it, I promise. But please SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME INSPARATION, TELL ME WHAT TO WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER ON! So here's a multiple choice question (You review or PM me to give your opinion)

Option A) Sanguine takes Val and one of the babies hostage cox he wants Tanith back…

Option B) The zoo aren't happy and the gang get chased by the police…

Option C) Tanith decides to throw a baby shower for Val coming home and sets Skulduggery's hat room on fire…

Tell me what should be the next chapter, have your say today via review or PM…

Please read my new story Hairy Green Sardines, and no, it does not have anything to do with mouldy sardines… yet! Mwahahahahaha

Skylair xxo