Holy fucking shit, this chapter is fucking weak. Not even one thousand words, and it's the first one in months for this story. Fucking shoot me. Please.

*X pops up, his gun aimed at Link*

Link: *Sighs* Put it away. And take the mask off, man.

X: *Sighs in defeat, causing the gun to disappear, before taking off the mask* Happy?

L: Yes, Shane, I am. *Pulls chair over* Now, join me. You've been chilling with me for essentially every chapter as of late, anyway.

Shane: Yep. But, well, it's pretty fun. We get to sit here, listen to music, and drink coffee until we either throw up or crash. So, yeah, pretty fun.

L: I guess. Different music tonight than usual, though.

Shane: True, but Twenty One Pilots isn't bad.

L: Fair enough... Anyway, yeah, I'm so disappointed in myself! This chapter is only 968 words without my notes, and that is so fucking short. I fucking hate myself... *Sighs*... Whatever. This is sorta how most of my "Daily Life" stories will be for a little bit. Yeah.

Shane: Think you should update them on what you've been doing in life?

L: *Scoffs* Why? Here's all I've done in the past week or so: Drank a metric fuck ton of coffee, drank Monster, went grocery shopping, got angered that I can't find Peace Tea anywhere, ate vegetarian Mexican food, and bought Call of Duty: Ghosts. Done. Anyone care? Didn't fucking think so!

Shane: ... Don't have to be so rude, bro.

L: *Sighs* Yeah. Sorry.

Shane: S'all good, man, just... Chill some, alright?

L: Can't. Relaxation isn't a thing that I can do.

Shane: *Sighs*

*A black Lucario pops up*

Riku: Gonna start this shit?

L: Might as well. Sorry that it sucks. Hunt me down later.

Hella?

I leaned out of my door slightly, peeking around. Alright. I don't see anyone. Time to move. I slipped out of my room, silently moving to the stairs. Without wasting a second, I quickly and quietly moved down the stairs, making sure not to alert anyone. I peered into the living room, seeing that Ashtynn, Ashley, Kyle, Adam, Maxwell, and Chris were all watching TV, working toward my advantage. Yes! I quickly moved to the door, my heart swelling my chest, before freezing upon hearing a sound.

"Riku?" Maxwell called out, freezing my blood. "Going somewhere?"

"Er, sorta." I replied worriedly, my hand on the doorknob. "Just going to go walk around town."

"Why don't you come and join us?" He offered. "If you aren't really doing something special, why not watch this with us?"

I tried to think of a way out, quickly replying, "I'd really just like to go out for a walk. Get some fresh air."

I could tell that the Eevee was about to speak again, but Ashley cut him off with, "If you say so. Have fun."

There was a moment of somewhat surprise, followed by Maxwell adding, "Er, sure. Have fun, then."

"Yeah." I replied, bouncing on my feet slightly. "You too."

I quickly dashed out of the door, almost slamming it behind me. I stepped out into the snow, breathing a deep sigh of relief at my luck.

"Shit." I gasped out. "That was close. I can't fucking get caught. That is not an option."

I pushed those thoughts from my mind, continuing away from the house, flipping my hood onto my head as I went. I tried to move as quickly as possible, anxious to get to my destination. Arceus, I'm fucking late. I hope that she isn't mad at me. I turned out of the driveway and onto the road, starting down the sidewalk. As I went, I started feeling an odd itch in the back of my mind, as if someone was watching me. I continue down the road, this feeling growing stronger, causing the hair on the back of my neck to raise up. I tolerated this for a few more moments, before choosing to finally investigate. However, just when I went to make a move, I movement, followed by a weight coming crashing down on me. I hit the snow covered concrete on my stomach, knocking the air out of me. I began charging an Aura Sphere in my hand, ready to retaliate against my attacker, before I heard a familiar giggle. I flipped myself over, the weight moving onto my stomach, allowing me to come face to face with the giggling Flareon.

"Seriously, Jess?" I asked, raising my eyebrow. "Tackling me?"

"Yep." She replied, smiling down at me.

"Didn't we decide that you should wait for me at the mall?" I pointed out. "Y'know, that way we aren't seen together."

She let out a small sigh, telling me, "Yeah, but I got bored of waiting. So, I decided to come back and meet you, that way we can walk together."

I rolled my eyes, preparing to tell her off, but I was stopped by her lips meeting mine, surprising me slightly. As we kissed, I took more control, adding slight force to my actions, pulling her closer to me. We kept this embrace for multiple minutes, before eventually breaking apart.

Jessica collapsed onto me, causing me to chuckle out, "Exhausted?"

She looked up at me from my chest, replying, "Oh, be quiet. You know how you get me."

I kissed her ear, telling her, "Yeah. Still have no idea how I do so."

"Nor do I." She agreed, burying her face in my chest, away from the snow. "Never had a guy hit my heartstrings like you."

"Well, I've never loved a girl as much as I love you." I told her, leaning my head back, feeling the snow drift down onto us. "And I'm hella glad that we're together now."

She raised her head to look at me, raising an eyebrow as she asked, "Hella?"

"Trying it out." I responded. I glanced down at her, requesting, "Opinions?"

She kissed my chin, telling me, "It's alright. Just odd to hear you use slang. You normally use legitimate words, and shit like that."

I shrugged, replying, "Meh, thought that I could loosen up some."

My girlfriend hugged me tightly, saying, "Well, I sorta like it. It's actually nice to hear you speak more like a teen."

I chuckled, agreeing, "Yeah, I thought so." I shook my head slightly, knocking the snow off, before informing her, "C'mon, we should get going. As much as I'd love to just lie here with you, the mall is waiting."

She sighed, agreeing, "Yeah, I guess."

She climbed off of me, allowing me to get to my feet. I stood up, knocking the snow off of me, before putting my arm around Jessica. She rested her head on my side, and we started down the snowy sidewalk, our breath coming out in puffs.

The Flareon moved closer to me, telling me, "I love you, my odd Lucario."

I kissed the top of her head, returning, "I love you, my energetic Flareon."

She kept close to me, my arm wrapped around her shoulder. We continued down the sidewalk, walking through the town.

"Heh, sorta surprised that no one messed with us back there." Jessica commented.

"Yeah." I agreed. "I guess that the streets aren't all that populated right now."

"Can't blame them." She told me. "I mean, people are probably getting ready to travel. Christmas is in eight days."

"Yep." I said, nodding. "My first Christmas with you guys."

She pulled herself closer to me, adding, "And as my boyfriend."

I kissed her nose, telling her, "Of course. And I can't wait."

L: Yay, it's short and offers little to no plot whatsoever! I suck!

Shane and Riku: *Smacks the back of Link's head* Shut it!

L: *Sighs* Whatever. Not like I'm skilled in anything, anyway. See you guys later, I guess. Sorry for not updating much. G'night/G'morning.