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Tosh was livid.

Apparently Ianto spoke Japanese and if his grimaces were anything to go by then the volley of words Tosh was spitting as she shook the box were not polite ones.

"We found three of these, there may be more" Jack placed the ashtray down with three little dots in it, bugs. Tosh leaned over and let fly again, this time Ianto snorted and placed a hand over his mouth, then turned to Owen.

"And you kiss that mouth?" he giggled.

"Brilliant, eh?" Owen grinned back.

"Well, I think we need to sweep first then" Tosh finally fell back to English and Jack rose to help, handing a limp baby to Ianto. Ianto hummed softly as he placed the baby down, then froze and lifted the baby back up.

"Tosh? This was provided, I don't…er…"

Tosh seized the crib and started to dismantle it, her growls increasing as she pulled not one but four little bugs from the bedding and framework. She then rose and headed for the bathroom, returning with a look of pure disgust, "Camera."

She opened her hand and Ianto looked down at what appeared to be a droplet of water, the sickening reality setting in that Jack and he had been recorded in the bathtub.

"I feel ill" Ianto sat heavily on the edge of the bed, "I don't understand. Why, I mean what makes us so bloody interesting?"

"Are you OK?" Jack sat and pulled him in for a cuddle, holding him as he let him wrap around him.

"You said there were business cards?" Tosh asked as she picked up the box again and Ianto pointed to them, not wanting to touch anything now.

Tosh tucked her legs under herself and worked for a while, then snorted. "The woman i definitely Agency but not just. She is also Gwen Cooper's cousin."

"What?" Jack asked with surprise "I've never met her before."

"Well, looking at her coms history Gwen certainly knows her. I have eight secured communications between them in the last 24 hours alone. Gwen is pulling the strings here and this is a breach of ethics. This woman should be nowhere near you, instead she is deciding the Green Card status?" Tosh frowned then a gleeful smile appeared, "I wonder what would happen if all these got reclassified as public? Like, her boss might need something to read."

Tosh clacked and tapped, hummed and sniggered as Owen looked worried, "Babe, not too vicious"

"Of course not" she purred as she looked over at him, "Just vicious enough love."

She then placed her tablet on the desk and sighed, flopping back, "I need food after that!"

Room service came and they ate. Well all but Ianto and Jack noticed that as well, his anger rising once more. Ianto voiced his desire to leave more than ever now, feeling violated by the intrusion into their life. "I mean, that camera was in the bathroom."

"I know, your bits flashing about" Owen giggled and Jack looked furtive, like a weasel in a hen house. "What?"

"Well, me and Yan sort of...bathed together last night, ya know? Lovely and slippy in there" Jack shrugged "They got a blue movie for their troubles."

"No!" Owen said, then started to roar with mirth.

Tosh's eyes told a different story as she picked up the tablet again and now knelt on the chair, she looked like a gamer hunting down a great Shwarznack in the dungeon of doom or something, then she grimaced with her teeth showing. Then she placed it down again and smiled sweetly, "Found it. Naughty boys. Lord. Apparently the device has malfunctioned. Shame. The bug has a bug. The virus is currently destroying the servers. Awwwww, too bad."

"Naughty Tosh!" Ianto scolded with glee, "You bad, bad girl. I would say no chocolate cake but…well. I cannot be that mean."

Alice came in from the bathroom with something in her hand, Ianto leaning forward, "What is it love?

"The soap" she said as she showed him the little white cake, "Why is it so boring here?"

"Because they don't understand the true meaning of soap" Ianto said just as calmly, "We will go to our new home soon and you can have magical soaps again darling."

"Good, this place sucks. Like…really." She grumped as she stomped off to put the boring soap back.

"Told you that you were spoiling her soap-wise" Jack giggled.

"All little girls deserve nice soaps" Ianto said with a sniff, "They deserve nice everythings."

"Everythings?"

Ianto poked his tongue at him and Jack laughed as he watched Ianto play in front of their friends, comfortable enough to show his affection.

Tosh and Owen watched with delight as their plans all came to fruition. As they had hoped and prayed, these two had definitely finally seen what they had all along.

They were perfect for one another.