A/N: In which Laxus is curious.
"When are you two going to fuck like rabbits? I want little kids to pick on," the blonde asked, leaning back in his chair and taking a sip of his drink. Jellal sighed, running a hand through his unruly hair and glaring at his companion before copying his actions, enjoying the feeling of the alcohol burning a path down his throat.
"Never. I don't-"
"-Deserve her, she's too perfect, blah blah blah. You're 26 and a virgin, buddy, that's sad."
"I-" Jellal's face heated up. So what? Maybe he was saving it for someone special! Erza's face flashed through his mind, unblemished skin flushed, lips parted and eyes closed, and he had to shake his head to get rid of it.
"-And don't even deny you don't want to fuck her. I wouldn't be surprised if you jumped her by the end of the week."
"Hold on! I-"
"I saw you buy that doll with the removable clothing."
Jellal gave up. Laxus won this round.