Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

6. Attack of the Soaked, Burning Bees

Mario was doing several aerobics around the small peaceful village of Great Mariotain, getting as much exercise as he could. He was going to be at Birdo's house, having some delicious Pasta Cake that Birdo personally cooked just for him. Already feeling the taste of sweet, sweet cake mixed in with pasta, Mario kept his mouth watering as he made his way towards Birdo's house.

Unfortunately, the worse thing immediately hit him the minute he opened the door and walked right into the house. Several bees started chasing him, circling around his head! Mario screamed as he ran outside the house for three minutes, flailing his arms around as the bees attempted to sting him. The red-capped Italian plumber rushed into his house and turned on the water faucet on the sink, putting his head right under it. Sadly, it didn't help, as the bees quickly stung him to ensure that he got pain. Mario screamed as he jumped up, accidentally breaking the faucet and causing water to burst right out of the spot where the faucet once was. As Mario's house started overflowing, Mario ran through his room, whacking himself with several objects, objecting to even more pain as he tried to get rid of the bees.

Sadly, it was no luck. Mario gritted his teeth, and quickly prayed to himself as he fired his hands at his face and started burning himself with his own red, hot burning fireballs. Quickly catching fire, mario ran around screaming as the flames burned his body, along with the bees that still circled him. He then made his way downstairs, although he tripped on the first step, tumbling down right into the water, hitting his head and going out unconscious. As water began flowing out of the entrance to Mario's house, the town's residents quickly took notice, and screamed as they all ran into their homes to shut their doors. Birdo gasped in horror as she watched the water flow over her precious fruit and vegetable garden, wiping out the crops as the water saturated the grassy meadows beyond the village of Great Mariotain. She sniffled as she ran right out of her house into her over-saturated garden, bursting into tears as she covered her hands over her face, as Dr. Hoshi came out from his laboratory and started comforting her.

Billy the Bo-Bomb, who was helping Kevin installing a new air conditioner, popped his head out and rushed over to Mario's house, cautiously opening the door as the remaining water splashed all over him, making him completely soaked. he then screamed, and fainted at the sight of the unconscious Mario, who not only was soaked and had burns all over him (which in turn made his entire body colored grayish), but the bee stings all over his face made it a hideous sight to look at. The poor, unconscious Italian plumber surely would not get any pasta cake now.