Mario yawned loudly as he waited outside of his house, waiting for the mail. Looking at his brand new Mario wristwatch on his right wrist, Mario suddenly went spinning around as a speeding bullet passed right by him, causing the red-capped, middle aged Italian plumber to spin right back into his house, tumbling over the furniture. Moaning, mario tumbled out, only to be caused spinning again. Shaking his head, mario dropped in jaw as he noticed that the speeding object was a blue-colored Bullet Bill with a bluish mail hat on its head, carrying a brown mailbag on its right arm. Curious, mario followed the speeding Bullet Bill, all the way back to the small, though convenient Postal Office.
"Hello-a?" Mario asked as he looked around, heading to the main desk. "Excuse me-a, but is there anyone here?"
A black Bullet Bill, also wearing a blue-colored mail hat, looked up, and smiled (though that's impossible because Bullet Bills don't have facial expressions. Curse you, laws of physics!), stating with glee, "Hello! Welcome to the Bullet Bill Postal office! I'm Bullet Bill Ted, and you must be here for something important, hmmm?"
Mario nodded, taking off his red cap and scratching his brownish hair. "yeah. You see, that speeding blue Bullet Bill that passed by Great Mariotain earlier-"
Bullet Bill ted laughed. "Oh, him? No, it's all right, he's just my identical twin brother, Bullet Bill Fred. We both run the postal office ourselves, so it's always great to have him go out on the go, with me organizing the letters here, and all."
Mario rubbed his chin, curious as he placed his red cap back on his head. "Intriguing. Well, anyway, that's all I wanted to know. Thanks." He waved goodbye as he exited, only to get blasted into the clear blue sky by the sudden arrival of Bullet Bill Fred, who has recently came back from his recent delivery.