Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

9. Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!

Mario and Kevin K. Koopa were sitting on the front porch of Mario's house, sighing out of boredom as they wonder what to do. They clearly did not want to hang out with the other villagers of Great Mariotain, as the two turned out to be the best friends of each other.

"What do you want to do?" Mario asked as he rubbed his chin.

Kevin shrugged, sighing. "I don't know. What do you want to do?"

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

"I don't know. What do YOU want to do?" Mario asked again, feeling a bit aggravated of replying the same thing.

Kevin sweatdropped, rubbing the back of his neck. "Hey, don't get mad at me. Remember, you asked first, not me."

Mario nodded in agreement, folding his arms as he snuffed. "Humph. Good point. Anyway..." He looked up, noticing the clouds covering up the sun, and then looking back down at Kevin, suggesting, "Maybe we should go inside and play something on my Wii."

Kevin scratched his head, confused. "Like what? The last thing I heard, the only things you have on your Wii are Super Mario Galaxy and Mario Kart Wii?"

Mario rolled his eyes, grinning as he patted Kevin on the shoulder. "Oh, you never know. I could... umm..." He blinked, rubbing his chin. "What was I saying again? Marshmallows?"

"...Mushy mush?" Kevin asked, tilting his head to the right.

Mario shook his head. "No, no, I think you mean Fluffy Puff marshmallows." He then pulled out a bag of white marshmallows with the red tinted words "Fluffy Puff" on them. "How aout we have a marshmallow fight?"

Mario, however, did not get an answer, as the bag was snatched by Golly, who munched down on all the marshmallows. Mario and Kevin both dropped their jaws in disbelief as Golly belched, giggling as she wiped her mouth with a bright white-and-pink napkin.

"Golly gee! Those marshmallows were deliciously sweet and fluffy!" She giggled as she ran off back to her house.

Mario and Kevin both looked at the now empty bag of the Fluffy Puff marshmallows on the ground, and then eyed each other. Growling, the two began to fight over each other for the rights to the empty bag.

"You heard it here, ladies and gentlemen!" Billy randomly shouted out of nowhere, taking out a green microphone, "Mario and Kevin both LOVE fighting over the empty bag of Fluffy Puff marshmallows! Only here in Great Mariotain!" However, poor Billy was caught in the dust cloud formed by Mario and Kevin's fighting, getting beaten up in the process.