Mario was waiting for the mail to come. It was past twelve in the afternoon, and the red-capped plumber couldn't stand waiting anymore.
"Darn it, what's taking that Bullet Bill so long!?" Mario shouted with rage as he tapped his left foot impatiently, looking up to see white puffy clouds fill up the clear blue sky. As a minute and thirty eight seconds passed by, Ted the Bullet Bill finally arrived, puffing after taking so long.
"Sorry about that, Mario," ted explained as he shook his head and handed Mario two blue letters and a pnk one, "But I had to go through the deep desert to get these babies. Ciao!" He turned around and zoomed away, heading off on his usual busy schedule.
Mario shrugged, and he opened up the three letters, reading the first blue letter, which read,
"Come one, come all, to the annual Plumbers' Convention! In Grassland, exit 372!"
And he followed to the second blue letter,
"Show Me Your Moves at the Smash Bros Convention in Mute City, someone on a planet... actually, Mute City is the entire planet. My bad."
And finally, he read the third pink one, of which he made a face of disgust,
"Come on, sweety pie! I just KNOW you'd love to see what my magic can do.
Loved, the special magic Hyrulian princess, Zellie."
"Ugh," Mario groaned as he slapped his forehead and placed his letters into the mailbox, heading back inside his house, "Crap, Crap, and more crap. Just ugh."