Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

13. Invisible Coin Blocks

Mario was doing some running around the Mushroom Meadows, having as much fun as he could. But... he always goes around on adventuring every moment of his average life. Why can't he lay back down and relax?

"Because of the fact that I get my games hacked by just about everyone on the Internet, and if I have to go through another ROM hack of Super Mario Bros 1 or Super Mario World again while there's music from Super Mario All Stars being played one more time," Mario stated to the air as he bumped into an old oak tree.

Shaking his head, Mario PAUNCHED the oak tree down, jumping over it and heading along his way. As he started to perform his well renowned jumps in the air, he bumped into an invisible coin block. An invisible coin block.

"... ... ..." Mario tried jumping again, but he hit another invisible coin block. Shaking with rage, mario screamed as he started spewing red hot fireballs everywhere, of which burned several invisible con blocks, causing the poor red-capped plumber to go insane as he ran towards a bottomless pit and jumped down, losing a life.