Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

14. Diggin' For a Spoon

Mario was digging in the ground, trying to get something from the ground. He left something in the ground several days ago. Kevin the Koopa came up to the red-capped plumber to see what was the case.

"Hey Mario!" Kevin greeted in a high pitched voice as he looked at the dirt, scratching his head and asking out of curiosity, "What'cha doing?"

Mario huffed as he moved the dirt out of his way, looking up and stating to Kevin, "Well, Kevin, as you can see, I left something in here out of curiosity, and I want to dig it out to see how it looks." He looked back down and resumed digging.

Kevin stood there, and he shrugged, replying, "Well, go for it, Mario. Doesn't affect me." And with that, the Koopa Troopa headed back to his house, to organize some of his collection of gray pebbles.

After fifteen seconds of constant digging, Mario popped up, holding something in his right hand. He cheered with victory as he opened his palm, revealing a bright spoon. Wiping the sweat from his forehead with his left arm, Mario jumped up and headed back to his house, to eat a nice bowl of pasta with his newly emerged spoon, which survive being under the ground for several days earlier.