A/N: Hello I'm back. People say that if you're a scared of something then go near it, but if you want to overcome you fear then face it. When people gets scared I laughed at them hard however if they got scared yet they faced their fear, then I respect and admire their resolve.
Guest - No crossovers with Nurse Witch Komugi. However, Komugi is already a part of AWA so she'll make an appearance soon.
Jason - thanks for the advice but I got everything under control. I don't mind giving a small hints, spoilers or foreshadowing for my next story, giving a few hints is actually good, why, because if you're a writer you need to think of something that will garner your story attention, like you said, the readers are going to read the next chapter because they know someone is going to get kissed, and while they know somebody is going to get kissed, they had no idea who it is, it could be Negi? it could be Chizuru? it could be an accidental kiss between Lester and Levi(which I don't plan doing by the way), this will leave them wondering who it is and will get them excited to read the next chapter. Things like this happens a lot even with professional story tellers, manga artist, webcomic artists and even on animes where they do a preview about the next episode. I appreciate your advice but like I said, everything is fine and about my foreshadowing skills, I already wrote a few in previous chapters and you need to read really hard to find it, a friend of mine read several chapters numerous times before he found it.
Anyway, let's get on with this chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters appearing in this fic.
-EARTH 228-
Harle Kingdom, Harle Hotel
It was another fine morning and everyone is seem to be having a good time. Well... almost everyone, gathered in one table, we see Chizuru Tachibana, Kenji Kazama, Negi Springfield and Asuna Kagurazaka, with the blue eyed blonde had his hands on his head.
"Uhh... my head... that was a bad hangover." Chizuru grumbled in misery.
"That's what ya get for drinking too much last night. I was lucky I went to bed early or else I'll suffer the same fate as you." Kenji pointed out.
"I just don't get why you guys had to drink a lot... what are you guys drinking for anyway?" Asuna asked.
"Celebrating the fact that I'm going to get a girlfriend soon that's for sure." Chizuru replied.
"With Miyafuji-san? She's a nice girl, I met her several times before." Negi said.
"But wether she will reciprocate your feelings is still debatable, I believe Yoshika is the type, whom is not in a hurry in relationship." Kenji explained as he took a drink.
Chizuru sighed, "You had a point." he said placing his head back on the table.
Then Tsukuru Kagaku and Duo Maxwell(whom is back in his adult form) walks towards their table.
"Sup guys!" Duo greeted.
"How's your morning and what happened to Chizuru?" Tsukuru asked pointing at the miserable blonde.
"He's having a hangover after they drank too much last night." Asuna replied with a blank look.
"A hangover? Huh... no wonder the rest of the guys are conk out back in their rooms." Duo stated. He went out earlier to check on the guys only to find them still out cold from last night's drinking.
"Does your head hurt?" Tsukuru asked in curiosity.
"It hurts like hell but thank you for asking." Chizuru replied sarcastically.
Tsukuru made a cheshire-like grin, "Well now! Lucky for you... I had a medicine for your headache." she claimed as she brought out a small pill case, then she opens it revealing different kinds of pills and capsules... it also had a Skull logo on the bottom lid and is producing a sinister black aura which freaks out the four sitting on the table.
"W-what the hell!?" Chizuru yelled in shock.
"Just what are those!?" Kenji demanded.
"Oh! This a case of suspicious pills and capsules that I created." Tsukuru admitted.
"You admitted that this things are suspicious!" Kenji yelled.
"Oi... oi... what's up with the skull logo? Why there's a skull logo on a medicine case!?" Asuna asked in disbelief.
"Look! This capsule's color is red and violet." Negi pointed out.
Kenji then picks up a white pill with green sprinkles, "Oi Kagaku! What does this pill do?" he asked in suspicion.
Tsukuru smiled at his question, "Oh! That pill will cause you to lose all of your motivation, I accidentally created it and took it once and lost my motivation for the time being." she explained with a sheepish smile.
"What the hell are you thinking!?" Kenji berated.
"Kagaku-san, what are the rest of the medicines?" Negi asked in curiosity.
Tsukuru smiled again by the question, "Well... the red and violet capsule has the ability to strengthen your muscles..." she explained.
"Well... at least, that useful." Asuna said.
"... but it makes you dumb." Tsukuru added.
"I knew there's a catch!" Kenji yelled.
"The orange pills are is for curing headaches." Tsukuru stated.
"Don't go mixing that with the rest!" Kenji yelled louder.
"The black pills had the ability to hypnotizes you and you'll do anything the first thing said to you." Tsukuru explained.
"There you go making something dangerous!" Kenji yelled.
Chizuru groaned, "I don't care what are they... Tsukuru... I'll just take the medicine and get this over with." he said before grabbing a pill with wobbling hands.
"A pill with the ability to hypnosis." Negi muttered in interest.
Tsukuru overheard him, "Oh... are you interested with the hypnosis pill, Sensei?" she asked excitedly, "Well... wanna try it out?" she offered.
"Oi! Are you serious?" Duo asked in disbelief.
Negi thought about it, "Sure. I am kinda interested." he replied.
"Negi! You know how dangerous that pill is! And is proven a lot dangerous cause she made it!" Asuna's scolded while pointing at Tsukuru whom has a bright smile on her face.
"Don't worry Asuna-san. I think there is no harm in trying." Negi reassures.
Then Negi took a black pill and drink it's, not long before he suddenly pass out.
"Negi!" Asuna called out in worry.
"Don't worry, that's just the first effect from drinking this pill." Tsukuru reassures as she looks back at the pill case and find something odd, "Huh? That's strange... none of the medicine for the headache was touched yet two of the black pills are gone." she pointed.
"I'm surprised that you kept count with those." Duo quipped.
Kenji then realized something, "Wait a minute..." he said looking at the sleeping Chizuru, "Are you saying that this miserable pile of secrets accidentally took a hypnosis pill?" he asked.
Tsukuru shrugged, "Well... there's one way to find out." she said as Chizuru is waking up, "Ah... he's up..." she said approaching the blonde, "Hey there... Ren Hoek!" she called out.
"Ren Hoek!? Of all things you had to call him is Ren Hoek!? Tsukuru, you maybe a genius but you're brain at this time is like Stimpy's!" Kenji retorted in irritation.
Suddenly, Chizuru got up with an angry expression, his eyes are bloody red and his teeth are as sharp like a shark and is breathing heavily, then on bad timing, Madoka Kaname and Oohori enters the dining area.
"Hey guys! What's up!?" Oohori greeted.
Then Chizuru glares at them causing them to flinch, then blonde stomps his way towards them making the two new arrivals to backpedal until they hit the wall.
"YOU!" Chizuru yelled in anger while pointing his finger at them, "BOTH OF YOU!" he yelled while tapping his finger on Madoka's nose, then from anger, his face morphs into sadistic calmness, "Oh, what am I gonna do to you..." he said as began hyperventilating as the two began to cower, "I'm so angry... first... I'm gonna tear you're limbs out... yeah, that's what I'm gonna do..." he said with a smile.
"W-we don't like this Chizuru..." Madoka said in fear.
"Y-yeah... you scary us..." Oohori said as he shivers.
Chizuru nodded in satisfaction, "You scared huh? Next... I'm gonna... TEAR your arms out of the socket." he said as he mimes ripping their arms out and the dislocating the arm dangling.
Madoka and Oohori whimpers as they rubs their arms.
"And you know what else? I'm gonna hitch ya... and you've gonna fall, and I'm gonna look down... and I'm gonna laugh..." Chizuru said with a creepy smile causing the two to gulp, "But first!" he claimed as the two gasped, "FIRST!" he said before calming down, "I'm gonna take a whiz! So don't you go anywhere..." he said sweetly before running out of the cafeteria.
Meanwhile, back in the table, everyone could only stare slack jaw from what happened.
Kenji then deadpanned, "Well Tsukuru... ya done it now... you created a monster." he said casually before turning to Madoka and Oohori, "Oi! Stop shivering and go after that blonde! And make sure he doesn't do anything he'll regret!" he ordered as the two saluted before running after the blonde.
"Well... at least, we know it works. Safe to say that we don't need Negi-sensei experiencing the same thing." Duo pointed out.
Asuna's sighed, "Yeah... the last thing we need is Negi doing something he shouldn't do... like the time he tried to kiss any girls he sees." she stated.
Unbeknownst to her, Negi woke up and heard what she said, "Will do." he said surprising everyone before lunging towards Tsukuru whom only blinks in response, and before Negi's lips could reach hers, Asuna delivers a strong kick to the young boy's head sending him crashing to another table.
"Oi! What the hell is going on!?" Kenji asked in confusion.
Asuna's looks at him sheepishly, "I think... I just told him to kiss any girls he sees by accident..." she admitted.
Then Negi quickly stood up and ran towards Asuna but she got out the way, "Eeekk! The Kissing Terminator is back!" she shrieked as Negi runs back to her, "Hiee! Get away from me! I don't want to experience that horrible moment once more!" she cried as she dodges him.
"What do you mean by 'Kissing Terminator'? And, are you saying that this happened before!" Kenji said in panic.
"And judging by what you said, does that mean..." Duo trails.
And with that... Kenji, Tsukuru and Duo stares at Asuna, "Asuna... I know you and Sensei are close but isn't kissing him... illegal?" the former pointed out.
"You're wrong! I didn't kiss him! He kissed me! And he was under some sort of spell back then when Honya-san accidentally blurted out that she wants him to kiss her but I'm the one suffered in the end!" Asuna's explained frantically with her face completely red.
"Well, judging from what you said... this is bad... way worse than Chizuru acting like Ren Hoek!" Duo exclaimed in panic.
"We gotta warn everyone! If Negi kissed anyone, he'll suffocate them to death!" Asuna claimed.
"Aren't you exaggerating?" Tsukuru asked.
"I'm speaking through experience!" Asuna cried despite her red face.
"She had a point! Let's go warn everybody and find away to get him back to normal!" Kenji ordered as they ran out of the dinning area to the hallways however Negi follows them in great speed.
"What the!? Does he have super speed?" Duo asked in shock.
"His strength and speed increases when he's in that state! He's an unstoppable Kissing Machine!" Asuna stated in panic.
Then Kenji saw several girls both from Class 3-A and AWA gathered around the hallway, "Get out here! Run for your lives! Kissing Terminator on the loose!" he called out.
Maka Albarn looks at them, "And pray tell, what's a Kissing Terminator?" she asked indecorously.
Setsuna Sakurazaki then began to pale, "Oh no..." she muttered.
"Se-chan... what's wrong?" Konoka Konoe asked.
Setsuna then grabs Konoka's hand, "Ojou-sama, everyone! We need to run!" she said.
"Why?" Usagi asked.
"I'll explain everything as we run!" Setsuna said as she began running pulling Konoka with her.
Meanwhile, outside the hotel, we see Nanoha Takamachi walking around with two girls. The first was a tall young woman with a long blonde hair and dark-blue eyes, she is wearing a black dress with white collar and blue ribbon, black stockings and brown shoes, and a nurse cap on her head. This Takane D. Goodman.
The second girl was a lot short, she has an orange hair tied in pigtails and has brown eyes. She is currently wearing a Mahora School Uniform with blue socks and brown shoes. She is carrying a broomstick on her hand, this is Mei Sakura.
"We're glad that the Magic Assocation decided to lend us a hand, and with the Harle Festival coming, we're going to need all the help that we need to keep things in order." Nanoha stated.
"It's a pleasure. Still... I can't believe that Chigusa Amagasaki is on the loose along with Tsukuyomi." Takane replied, "How many times did you encounter her?" she asked.
"We encounter Chigusa three times from two days straight while we only encountered Tsukuyomi once. Then yesterday from the Amusement Park, our friends encountered an assassin." Nanoha answered.
"Where is the assassin?" Takane asked.
"He's currently in the custody of the Plumbers, interrogating him." Nanoha answered again.
Takane nodded, "I'm impressed. You guys sure know what to do." she admitted with a smile.
"Thanks." Nanoha replied.
"I'm still surprised that there are more worlds out there!" Mei exclaimed, "The only ones we know so far is this world and the Magic World." she said.
Nanoha giggled, "Well... if you're surprised by that, wait till you meet the rest of my friends." she stated.
Then coming out from the corner, they saw Kenji and the gang running, "Out of the way! Out of the way! Kissing Terminator ready to suck your lips till you die!" Duo called out.
"You're exaggerating!" Kenji yelled running behind him.
"Kazama-san! What's going on?" Nanoha asked in surprise.
Mei then recognized one of the girls with them, "Nee... Takane-san, isn't that Asuna Kagurazaka?" she pointed out.
Takane looks up and recognize the girl as her face quickly morphs into frustration, "You're right and I got a feeling who's this Kissing Terminator is." she said rubbing the bridge of her nose.
Mei then paled, "Oh no..." she said in realization as Negi is scene running after the gang.
"What's going on?" Nanoha asked.
"Long story short, kid got hypnotized after drinking a pill then got accidentally ordered by kissing any girls he sees!" Duo explained with a straight face.
"Dude! We need to stop this kid at once! We can't run from him forever!" Kenji claimed.
"But Negi's strength and magic is a lot stronger in this state! We're going to have a hard time stopping him!" Asuna exclaimed.
"Then what's supposed we should do?" Kenji asked as he couldn't think straight due to panic.
"Hey Asuna!" Tsukuru called out getting the heterochromia girl's attention, "You said this happened before, how did you deal with it?" she asked.
Asuna suddenly blushed as she refuses to answer but Tsukuru caught on it.
The blonde mad scientist smirked, "I get it now... the solution is simple..." she claimed.
"What solution?" Nanoha asked.
"Have someone kissed him and the effects of the hypnotism will wear off!" Tsukuru answered with an evil smirk.
"Are you serious?" Kenji asked indecorously.
Tsukuru smirked as she pointed at the still red faced Asuna, "Well... judging by her look and refusal to answer, it's pretty much the solution." she stated.
"You do have a point." Kenji said.
"Then who'll do it?" Duo asked with hands on his hips.
Then out of nowhere, Makie Sasaki came walking to them, "Asuna-san! Good morning!" she greeted with a smile then suddenly Negi tackled her to the ground much to her surprise, "Owie..." she cried then she looks up to see Negi on top of her, "N-N-Negi-sensei!" she gasped as her face turns red on how close their faces are.
''Makie!" Asuna cried in worry.
"Hold on!" Tsukuru stopped her, "This is what we need! A sacrifice!" she stated nonchalantly.
"You're gonna let her die via kiss! You're insane!" Kenji shouted.
Back to Negi, the young teacher's face inching closer to Makie, "Negi-sensei... w-what's wrong?" she asked nervously as her heart began to beat fast.
"Makie-san... give me a kiss..." Negi said softly.
Makie's face turn even redder, she was about to respond when Negi suddenly planted his lips to hers much to her shock, "Mmmmpph..." she moaned, she tried to push him away but he's too strong until her body went limp from the kiss.
"W-what the hell!?" Kenji shouted in shock.
"I'm... I'm lost for words..." Nanoha said rubbing her forehead.
"H-how indecent!" Takane shouted with her face red as Mei covers her eyes.
"Wooh! It's getting hot out here." Tsukuru claimed fanning herself, "I better buy a soda." she said.
Duo had a dumb smile on his face as he took a picture of the event with his phone.
After a few minutes... Makie is seen pass out on the ground with round white eyes and drool pouring from her mouth as Negi is back to normal.
"Eh? That's weird... Eh? Eh? Everyone? Can I ask... what was I..." Negi tried to ask only to see everyone with red faces staring at him with Duo giving him a thumbs up.
"Someone should take Miss Sasaki to the infirmary." Nanoha suggested breaking the awkward silence.
-BREAK-
Later, after taking Makie to the infirmary and Negi & Tsukuru getting scolded by Nanoha and Takane, everyone are gathered around outside hanging out under the Sakura Tree.
Asuna let out a sigh, "Well that's a relief..." she said.
''I'm sorry everyone... I got my curiosity got the best of me..." Negi whimpered.
Takane sighed, "It's fine... as long as you don't do it again." she said, "We don't want another incident like you did last time." she said.
"Getting our clothes blown off was not pleasant." Mei muttered with a blush on her face.
"What do you mean by that?" Nanoha asked.
Takane then blushed, "Please... don't ask." she said.
"I don't know about you guys but I don't mind doing it again." Tsukuru claimed as she drank her soda.
"Haven't you learned anything at all!" Kenji shouted.
Then Oohori and Madoka arrived along with Setsuna and Konoka as Oohori is seen carrying an unconscious Chizuru on his back.
"Hey guys." Madoka greeted.
"Chizuru!" Nanoha called out in worry as she ran to her surrogate brother, "What happened to him?" she asked in worry.
"Negi was not the only who got hypnotized. The miserable blonde also drank the pills and began to run around like Ren Hoek." Kenji explained with a blank look.
"What got him unconscious?" Nanoha asked as she took Chizuru from Oohori's back cradling him in her arms.
"I'm sorry." Setsuna claimed, "I saw him yelling at Ojou-sama, so I knock him out! Only after Oohori and Madoka arrived that I realized that he's not himself. I'm sorry once again." she said with a bow.
Nanoha waves it off, "Don't worry. I'm pretty sure he'll forgive you." she said before turning to Tsukuru, "I can't say the same thing to you." she said.
Tsukuru shrugged, "I had no regrets." she replied.
Takane then looks at Chizuru and can't help but feel something from him.
"Senpai! What's wrong?" Mei asked.
Takane shook her head, "Nothing. Anyway, we from the Magic Association we'll be working alongside AWA and the Harle Knights in keeping order in this kingdom. I hope we all get along well." she announced.
"That's good. With the Harle Festival coming, we gonna need all the help that we need. Knowing the Apostles, they would use the Festival to create trouble." Kenji stated.
"Let's not forget the culprits of the earlier incidents are still on the loose." Asuna said.
"Both Chigusa Amagasaki, Tsukuyomi and this Flirtare are still out there." Negi said joining the conversation.
"We had records and details about Chigusa and Tsukuyomi but who is this Flirtare!?" Mei thought out loud.
"We have no idea either, he's still a complete mystery. Though, I heard that the Headmaster hired someone who has an information about him." Nanoha stated.
"Who is it?" Madoka asked in curiosity.
Nanoha shook her head, "I don't know but according to Ginpachi-sensei, he's a good addition to the Organization." she said before carrying Chizuru in a bridal position, "Well... I should bring my brother to his room. I'll see you all later." she said before leaving the group.
"Are they siblings?" Mei asked.
Duo shook his head, "Nope. They just treat each other like siblings." he said.
"Anyway... tomorrow, the town and the entire city are going to prepare for the festival, do you guys already had volunteers in helping out?" Takane asked.
"We created groups that is willing to help prepare for the festival and another group to monitor around the city while keeping things in order." Kenji replied professionally.
Takane nodded with a smile, "Good. As long as we don't mess things up and everything will be fine." she said before turning to Negi, "Am I clear?" she asked sternly.
"H-hai!" Negi replied nervously then suddenly a leaf fell his nose tickling it, "Ha... ha... HAAAACCCCHHOOO!" he sneezed so hard the he created a powerful gust of wind which accidentally tores off Takane's clothes leaving her only with her black lingerie.
"Senpai!" Mei shouted in panic.
"AAAK!" Kenji screamed before looking away.
"Oooh..." Oohori cooed as his small blood drips from his nose.
"Oho..." Tsukuru said with a smirk.
"Ojou-sama! Don't look!" Setsuna claimed closing Konoka's eyes with her hands.
"Eeee..." Konoka whined.
"Meep!" Madoka squeeked as she puts her hands to her face.
Duo had a dumb smile on his face once again as he took a picture with his phone.
Asuna sighed, "Not again... at least, it's not me this time..." she muttered.
"A... Ah... Ah... I'm s-sorry... T-Takane-san!?" Negi said in panic.
Takane, on the other hand, was frozen still with her face completely red, "You... you... YOU INDECENT, PERVERTED LITTLE BRAT!" she shouted.
WHAM!
"AAAAAAHH!" a painful scream from a ten year old teacher was heard as it echoes around the entire hotel area.
Meanwhile, Nanoha just got out from Chizuru's room after placing him on his bed(which is actually Madoka's) when she heard the shout, "What was that?" she asked before shrugging, "Probably nothing." she said as she walks away.
A/N: And that's a wrap! Poor Negi, he just can't catch a break, same thing can be said to Chizuru. Anyway, if you're wondering about what the Kissing Terminator is, it's actually happened in the Mahou Sensei Negima manga with Asuna having a near death experience after Negi kissed her. Originally, Nodoka was supposed to be the one who'll get kissed in this chapter but I decided to give it Makie, why? Just like Nodoka, she has a crush on Negi too. Better give her the chance, who knows when she'll get another.
This are the characters that debuted in this chapter:
Takane D. Goodman and Mei Sakura from Mahou Sensei Negima
-OMAKE-
Somewhere around the hotel, we see Kakashi Hatake and Usopp sitting in one bench with the former reading a newspaper which completely obscures his face from everyone's sight.
Usopp let out a sigh, "You know, sometimes... I don't know if I'm using all my talents to the fullest." he said, "Am I wasting my life away?" he asked.
"You'll lose that feeling once you start a family and had kids." Kakashi replied not even bothering looking away from the newspaper.
"Why? Cause you feel that they're you're highest achievements?" Usopp asked with a raised eyebrow.
"No. You'll realized that there's something a lot more disappointing than yourself." Kakashi replied bluntly.
"Gee... thanks..." Usopp replied sarcastically.
Hope you like the omake. Next chapter, we'll be focusing with the Author and Neptune. And for Shelter fans... look out.
Until then Paalam!
