Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

21. Impatient

Mario was observing the grass outside of his house, which was growing at a slow rate. The red-capped plumber let out a sigh of boredom as he took a look at his own branded watch, noticing three seconds going by. Shaking his head, Mario turned his focus back to the plant, which was still taking quite a while.

Four seconds in. Five seconds in. Six seconds in. Seven sec-

"ARGH!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS NONSENSE ANYMORE!!!" Mario screamed with rage as he burned the grass with his red hot fireballs, breathing heavily as he headed back into his house to cool himself down from getting anymore enraged.