Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

22. Eggplant Curiosity

Mario and Birdo were once again in Birdo's garden, keeping out pests like Piranha Plants and Monty Moles out. Of course, after gathering enough turnips for lunch, Mario approached Birdo, to ask her something out of pure curiosity.

"Hey Birdo, I was wondering," Mario began as he rubbed the back of his neck, which for no apparent reason was having some pain as he coughed, "What vegetables and fruits don't you grow?"

Birdo turned around to face Mario, and she found herself pondering as well. "Hmmm... well..." She admitted with a quick thought, "I don't think we have any eggplants..."

Mario blinked, rubbing his chin in curiosity. "Eggplants... that sounds familiar..."

Before he could finish or remark, both Mario and Birdo were flat out squashed by Waluigi, who made his first appearance in a long time.

"Wahahaha! Now the story is actually good and worthwhile to read!" Waluigi stated to the apparent viewer, which was you, as he laughed while touching his excellent styled moustache, standing on top of Mario and Birdo, who both moaned weakly in pain.