This next one-shot is a continuation of 'Angel Among Demons'. Please enjoy
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto™
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Hinata sighed as she sat at the table in the kitchen, how she hated it so in the hideout. Never had she thought that the most notorious and evil organization acted like a bunch of teenaged boys. All she ever did was cook, clean, and try to avoid them when they wanted their nails repainted. Her naginata on her back was the only thing there she could trust around the hideout. She had thought that Konan would be there for her but the woman had chosen to go the 'tough-it-out' route and left Hinata with the wolves, who ,she'd like to mention, almost killed her with their stampede to the kitchen. Even Tobi was becoming to be a bother, all Hinata could do for human contact was to listen to him talk on and on about anything, and then, when she really needed him, he was off on a mission or acting really…weird. Hinata was glad when Konan had come to inform her that morning that almost every Akatsuki members were out on missions and she didn't have to hide anymore. Hinata quickly took this moment of freedom to shower; almost every male in the hideout had accidently walked in on her since they never thought she was in there. Konan offered to let the girl use her personal shower, but Hinata did not want to be babied; she denied the offer and regretted it since the second it came tumbling out of her lips. Feeling fresh she went to eat in the kitchen but she nearly screamed when she found the whole kitchen to be a mess. Like a food fight had gone on and she shuddered when something dripped on her shoulder from the ceiling. Lucky for her, Pein innocently walked in, went to the fridge, grabbed some food, but just before leaving he stopped beside her and said: "Clean it up." With that he left and Hinata felt her left eye twitch.
She had just finished and it was nearly noon. She innocently made herself some tea, but she just stared as the steam floated away from her tea; she was no longer in the mood for it. All she wanted to do was go back to her village, which had probably forgotten all about her. She sighed lightly and laid her forehead on the cool wood table and closed her eyes. Her long hair fell over each of her shoulders and she felt sleep trying to pull her in. How she just wanted to sleep, but her body was still very uncomfortable. With all the strength she had left, Hinata dragged herself over into the living room and then lied down on the sofa. She curled up on her side and before she could tell herself it was just a ten minute nap, she fell asleep.
It wasn't that long though until one duo came back to the hideout in a foul mood since the mission did not go according to plan as they would have liked. Hidan was able to do all the killing he wanted without much interruption, but he never got to face anyone that might have had a chance. Kazuka was also a bit grumpy when he found out that the bounty had lessen on a few of the people they killed and it ruined his money making schedule for the whole week. They just walked in with glares on their faces and decided to take a load off on the sofa, but as Hidan plopped down he felt the slightest of touches on his leg. He looked over and kind of just stared at Hinata as she lied there so innocently. Her lips were slightly parted as she breathed deeply and seemed to curl up more. Hidan felt a smile twitch at his lips, but he was not sure if it was for an evil deed he could do, or since the girl was kind of cute as she slept. No, Hidan shook his head; he did not find things cute. He could have some fun with the sleeping Hyuga, but there were so many possibilities that he had a hard time choosing.
"Don't moron," Kazuka said as he took a seat on a single seat chair in the living room.
Hidan glared, "I wasn't going to do fuck to her."
"I know you better than that," the green eyed male said dully, "just leave the little brat alone."
"Come on old man," Hidan smiled, "don't be getting all soft on me. So she's a little virgin, doesn't mean that I automatically think about helping her out with that problem." He smirked as he sat back, "Besides, the virgin is fucking asking for it if she's going to take a nap out here."
"The brats done nothing but work, I'd be a little pissed at that." Kazuka looked up from his money counting, "I am surprised she hasn't exploded yet." He put away all his money and tucked it away in his cloak. "She'll learn sooner or later of the dos and don'ts of this place." Kazuka then got up and walked to the kitchen.
"You're such a fucking buzz kill," Hidan scoffed as he crossed his legs in a manly manner and placed his hands behind his head as he sat further back on the sofa. He closed his eyes and decided that if she was going to nap and be no fun, then he should just chill out on the sofa too. Hidan was actually very fond of having the girl around since it gave him someone to annoy and make fun off without having his head get cut off. It was so easy to see her go red in the face, stutter; he could easily trick her into going places and doing his evil bidding. He smiled when he remembered Kisame carrying her into the living room by the back of her shirt after he caught her looking through his things. Hidan told her that if she found a fish bowl of sorts he would convince Konan to take her out…and he threatened that if she didn't do it she'd find dead bodies in her bed when she woke up. Hinata would do anything she was told, and Hidan's clothes had never been so clean. He didn't know why, but he loved seeing his clean and folded clothes and sheets outside his door.
All the members, for some odd reason, loved laundry day. Hinata never went into their rooms so she would leave all their things outside the doors, and if they were extra lucky the clothes would still be warm. No one ever saw her leave the clothes though, but she did everything she could when most of them were gone. Hinata also cooked them lunch, dinner, made sweets late at night, and sometimes they would wake up –or came back early in the morning from missions- and find some breakfast. It was like they all had their very own maid, even though Pein had told them a number of times that she was not there to do their chores, but he never complained when he'd get food delivered to his office. Pein gave up on that little notation and even Konan had Hinata doing stuff for her. Sure she might become an Akatsuki one day, but they all rather have her doing all the housekeeping.
Zetsu emerged out of the wall and went over to the sofa only to find that Hinata was in his spot again. He usually would just pick her up and move her to the other side, but Hidan was using it at the moment. He argued with himself for a while and then decided on something they could both agree on. Zetsu slowly picked the girl up and just held her for the moment, then sat down with her still in his arms. Hidan opened his eyes and watched as Zetsu moved her so her head lied on his shoulder. Hidan wasn't sure what was more surprising; that Zetsu let the girl sleep on him or that Hinata had not woken up. Hidan was a bit pissed as he watched as the girl shift so that she was more comfortable on the male's lap and then continued to sleep; sure he wasn't going to let her sleep on his lap –in public- but that didn't mean that Zetsu was allowed to either.
"What?" "What do you want fucker?" both sides of Zetsu asked one with a glare and the other with no real emotion.
Hidan glared back, "The question should be: what the fuck do you think you're doing ass wipe?"
"I'm sitting," white Zetsu answered not really understanding what Hidan was getting at. "What else would I be doing here?"
"I mean with the little virgin."
"Don't be jealous that I get to have her on my lap." black Zetsu mocked him with a smirk and evil glint in his eye. "Oh I always do this," even white Zetsu smirked at him, "I usually move her over but you seem to have taken her spot."
"She's going to fucking scream bloody murder when she wakes up," Hidan warned as he looked away from the two and closed his eyes.
"She did the first few times," "but now Hinata-chan loves sleeping on my lap. Can't blame her," black Zetsu said with a cocky attitude and it made Hidan glare at him.
"What's up, un," Deidara walked up and flashed a peace sign to everyone before walking into the kitchen. Sasori walked in behind him while dragging a broken puppet behind him. The red head walked over to an open seat and quickly went to work on fixing the puppets that had been broken. "Sasori-dana," Deidara walked into the living room, "you got that scroll, un?" Sasori tossed the blonde the scroll. Deidara caught it but then he looked over to Zetsu, "dude," he sweat dropped, "I thought Hinata-chan told you to stop doing that, un?"
"I thought he was fucking bullshitting!" Hidan gapped at the two, "This asshole actually does this often?"
"You don't have to yell," Kazuka sat in another free spot with a drink in hand. "Everyone knows he does this," he said casually and almost wanted to smirk at Hidan's face. "Zetsu already said that you didn't have to be jealous-"
"I am not jealous of that fucker!" Hidan said with a glare as the others smirked and Hinata stirred in her sleep. "You're all full of shit-"
"Z-Zetsu-sama…" Hinata sat up and rubbed her eyes in a childlike manner, "h-how long have I been a-asleep?"
"Not too long Hinata-chan," white Zetsu smiled at her. "You're so fucking cute Hinata-chan," black Zetsu also smiled at her but it had more evil.
"I hate you bastards," Hidan crossed his arms over his chest and almost looked to be pouting as Deidara just laughed at him. "Get the hell out of here Deidara-chan, you little bitch!" Hinata cringed at all the yelling and got to her feet. "Whoa there virgin," Hinata looked to Hidan, "take this to Pein, and tell him to leave me the fuck alone." Hinata took the scroll from him and while she walked off to his office she grabbed the scroll that Deidara held out for her.
"Thanks Hinata-chan," Deidara smiled and waved to her as she walked away. He looked back at the others, "Is it just me or is she…quiet, un…"
"She's always quiet moron," Sasori said not looking up at him.
"No I mean like she never talks anymore, she's just quiet, un." Deidara tapped his chin as he thought. "We should do something nice for Hinata-chan, to show her that we're not a lot of assholes, un." He smiled brightly in hopes that everyone would agree with him.
"No/No faggot," they all answered without looking at him. Deidara glared at them all.
"Fine, un," he said as he walked away, "but I'm going to do something for her," her smirked, "like take her to a hot spring, un." All the other males suddenly looked up and then at one another as the thought went through their heads. Hinata. Hot Spring. Most likely a mixed bath.
"I'm in/ oh hell yeah,"
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Hinata was in the kitchen once again but this time she was cooking something that Tobi had asked for when he arrived back to the hide out. Tobi was as happy as ever and she was sure that he was smiling under his orange mask, and all he had was happy stories of a mission well done. Hinata silently listened to him talk as she cooked the curry sauce to go on top of the white rice she was making. Hinata wasn't really listening to the male even though it was really hard to tone him out but she was glad that she wasn't alone in the kitchen since that always led to bad things happening to her. Hidan would harass her; Kazuka would also harass her about getting everyone's payments to him, Kisame and Deidara would make fun of her and tease her. Sasori and Zetsu commented on what would happen if she died –that was really scary and disturbing-, and then there was Itachi, Konan, and Pein who would just be silent and make things awkward. No one else really liked Tobi so when he was around Hinata didn't have to worry about the others. Not only that but Tobi was acting pretty normal today and even kept her up to date with everything that was going on in the shinobi world.
"Angel-chan," Tobi whined as he sat at the table, "Tobi is hungry, is Angel-chan almost done?"
"Almost Tobi-sama," she smiled lightly not looking back at him. She turned off the heat and poured the spicy and chunky sauce above a bowl of white rice and served it to the male. Hinata smiled a bit as the male gave a happy clap and laugh, but he didn't start to eat. "What's wrong Tobi-sama?"
"Tobi can't eat with Angel-chan staring at him," it wasn't the voice she knew that Tobi had…it was that 'other' voice he would get. She gave out a light 'oh' and turned around so that the male could eat. Hinata was very curious to see what Tobi hid behind his mask; for she was sure that the male wasn't just wearing it for the hell of it, but for a very deep reason. Like how Kakashi wore a mask as his father did; Hinata didn't need a long back story, just a simple explanation. As she went to putting away all the cooked food and went to cleaning the plates, she began to slip on her Byakugan and she slowly began to see through the walls, and there sat Tobi. She focused in more and more but before she knew it there was a large burst of chakra that nearly blinded her; she then felt someone wrap their arms around her shoulders and covered her eyes with a gloved hand. "Now Angel-chan is being a very bad girl…" Hinata felt a shiver run down her spine as a deep and slightly seductive voice whispered in her ear. There was no way that this was Tobi…this chakra signature was all wrong, but…it couldn't be anyone else. Chakra flared up in their hands that it deactivated Hinata's Byakugan and made her cringe as it gave off a burning sensation. "Don't make me punish you again Hinata…" she felt him pull her in closer to his chest, "for next time, I won't be so nice." She gasped as she felt a light kiss on her temple. With another burst of chakra everything was back to normal and Hinata found herself looking right at Tobi's mask and her waving his hand in front of her face.
"Angel-chan~ is okay," he said happily in his goofy voice, "Tobi noticed Angel-chan got all scary quiet, but Tobi was wrong to worry, for Angel-chan is better." He patted her head like she was some kind of pet. "Tobi must go take more missions, but he will be back for some sweet desserts." Hinata waved lightly as the male walked away with a bounce in his step. She went over to his bowl and was a bit surprised to see that the bowl was cleaned of food…so someone had to have eaten it. She shook her head; Tobi was right, all she had seen was some kind of weird black out. She quickly went back to cleaning up and putting away the food. Hinata looked over to her naginata and smiled lightly as she took it in her hands. The metal rod was cool against her skin it felt so right to have it with her. She took her weapon into the living area and took a seat on the sofa and laid the weapon on her lap. She pulled out a cloth from her back pouch and then a hard black stone she had earned from doing all of Hidan's dirty work around the base. He didn't do it out of the kindness of his heart, but if she were to die since the blade was dull then no one would do his laundry for him. Hinata took it at that and thanked him anyway.
She actually looked around and remembered that everyone had an assigned spot and she would be forced to move later when they came in. She sighed and moved to sit back against the wall –facing all the seats- and crossed her legs so no one would trip over them. She was still in a better mood than she had been all day and removed the naginata's sheath to reveal the shiny blade. She grabbed the black rock and ran it down the blade with slow and skillful movements; she liked seeing the blade shine and that it was razor sharp. If her weapon was sharp and clean then her weapon was happy, and if her weapon was happy Hinata was happy. She looked at her reflection in the blade and she saw herself smile a bit. Hinata never felt happier when she looked at the weapon, it was like the only thing here that still belonged to her. She had to give up everything to these people who even took away her option to rather die than live on…it was like what Neji told her all those years ago.
She was just a caged bird.
Hinata put the sheath back over the blade and just began to clean the long handle of the blade. She was just staring down at the blade and didn't notice as Kisame walked in holding a large glass bowl in his arms. He set the bowl down on the counter, "Hey Hinata," she looked up at him as he gave a big grin, "I've heard through the grape vine that you have been feeling a bit lonely. So big brother Kisame got you a friend," he motioned to the glass bowl and Hinata went wide eyed as she saw a large piranha swimming about the bowl and looked angry and agitated. Hinata was a bit frightened as the fish looked to glare at her and bared its many sharp and pointy teeth. Kisame quickly tried to explain, "Look, as odd as this sounds, a piranha is a loving and faithful pet and I'm pretty sure talking to your weapon is just creepy and weird."
"Only when you do it," Itachi added as he walked into the room with a black cat in his arms. Hinata was sure a blood vessel popped in her head since she thought she was just imagining the cat. Itachi placed the cat on the table, "I knew the fish was an ignorant idea, so I found this cat." Hinata touched her forehead…no fever. Itachi rolled his eyes, "Just keep the cat and it might keep you a bit sane around here." On that good note Itachi walked out of the room and down a hall that led to somewhere of importance.
"Um…thank you Kisame-sama," she smiled lightly as she held her weapon tighter, "th-this is…such a nice gift." Kisame smiled and felt very proud of himself for his good deed. He picked the bowl back up and set it on a table close to the wall that was covered in scrolls and other junk that Hinata didn't want to throw away.
"He'll like it out here better, getting to see everyone and what not," he waved his hand and walked out. "Later Hinata," she just smiled and waved as he walked out.
Hinata looked back at the piranha and gulped lightly. She propped up her weapon on the wall and then went over to the bowl. The cat jumped down and walked over to Hinata and just sat beside where the girl stood, "What do piranhas eat," she asked herself as she watched the fish swim around like it was trying to find a way to escape that bowl. She got another look at its sharp teeth and then thought to the hunk of meat in the fridge that Deidara had bought on an impulse one day. No one wanted it, so Hinata thought it over and went into the fridge and pulled out the meat and sliced off a thin cut. She put the rest away and then took the slice over to the piranha. "Here you are Fishy," she said holding the meat. The fish must have heard her since he looked at meat and began to swim around like he was in frenzy. She held the meat over the bowl and let out a scream when the piranha jumped out of the bowl and took the meat without hesitation. She gave a nervous laugh as the fish tore into the meat with no mercy, "Oh this is going to be interesting…"
"I heard a girly scream, un!" Deidara ran out in a panic and looked about the room.
"I heard Deidara fucking scream!" Hidan ran in with a smirk and camera in hand. Deidara just glared at the white haired male.
"I smell blood," Kisame ran in and Zetsu emerged from the wall. "Hope you bastards saved me a leg," black Zetsu said with a glare.
"My stupid senses are tingling," Sasori walked in with a bored look on his face.
"I hear a scream is someone hurt and how much will it cost me?" Kazuka came in looking around the room in almost a fearful state.
"Why is everyone saying one-liners?" Pein came in.
"Why is the piranha still in here," Itachi said looking to Kisame.
"Wow this is weird…" Hinata muttered under her breath as she used a kitchen rag to clean the blood from her hands. "Nothing is wrong, s-sorry to worry you all." She said in a soft voice as she walked into the kitchen and washed her hands.
"Why would you think I screamed like that prick, un!" Deidara
"You're a little fucking bitch!" Hidan
"So there is no leg…" Black Zetsu
"I was right," Sasori (who then walked away)
"That is a great gift Itachi, much better than your stupid cat." Kisame
"That thing will die in a matter of days; the cat is a much better choice." Itachi
"Well, at least I don't have to pay." Kazuka
"What the hell is going on!" Pein
"…" Hinata (who walked back to her room with the cat in her arms)
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~The Next Day~
Knock, Knock, Knock
"C-Come in…." Hinata yawned as she sat up in her bed and the black cat –named Kitty- looked up from her sleeping spot on the bed. She rubbed her eyes and looked over to Konan who was standing in the door way. Konan almost wanted to laugh at Hinata's bed head and how the overly large shirt fell off her shoulder. "W-What is it K-Konan-sama?" She asked in a low voice as sleep was about ready to take over again.
"I need you to run a few errands," Konan leaned against the door as Hinata got to her feet and slumped over to her dresser. Hinata motioned her in and Konan closed the door behind her and leaned back against it. "Some simple shopping and what not, no big deal really," she smiled lightly as Hinata changed into her regular uniform and placed the naginata on her back.
"Who am I going with," she asked as she combed her hair back and then slipped on her heeled sandals. Konan thought the girl would pass off as an Akatsuki greatly with what she wore.
Konan just smiled, "I think that you're a big girl now Hinata," she smirked as Hinata looked up at her, "you can find your way to the store and back."
Hinata smiled lightly, "Thank you Konan-sama."
Konan waved it off as she opened the door and walked out, "Don't mention it," she left the list on the night stand, "now hurry up before I change my mind." Hinata smiled as Konan walked down the hall. Hinata picked up the list and while scanning over the lovely handwriting she made her way to the entrance of the base but stopped short. She lightly touched the spot right next to her eye and frowned. She couldn't go out with her current eye color, they would all know. She reached into her back pouch, but instead off pulling out bandages, her hand wrapped around a head band. Hinata looked down into the metal plate that beheld Konohagakure's Leaf. She saddened a bit while looking into it and then sighed; she wrapped it around her eyes with the metal against her eyes. Hinata then continued on her trip with her Byakugan active as to show her the way.
In the kitchen and living room sat the others of the base, all feeling a bit off. Deidara molded some clay in his hands but he kept looking back into the kitchen every few minutes and each time he made a face of confusion. Sasori finally got tired of him moving all the time and sighed, "What are you looking at moron?"
Deidara seemed un-phased by the insult, "Something….is wrong, un." He starred into the kitchen and the others slowly looking into the kitchen.
"Bitch has a point," Hidan tilted his head to the side as he looked into the kitchen; "something is very fucked up about this picture."
"Hinata's not there," Itachi said dully as he leaned against the wall as Kitty sat beside him. "Are you all really that un observant?"
"Bite me," Hidan glared at him and stuck up his middle finger.
"Yeah Hidan," Kazuka smirked, "out of anyone, I think you would notice if the little brat was gone."
Hidan glared at him, "What is that supposed to mean fucking old man? Why would I know if the little Virgin was gone?"
"You do spend all your free time with her," Kisame said as he fed Fishy, the piranha, with a smirk. "Don't tell us the great bad-ass loves the innocent Angel?" Hidan began to sputter off curses and glared at anyone that dared laugh or snicker. "But back on subject," he waved Hidan off, "where is Hinata?"
"She isn't supposed to leave the base, un." Deidara suddenly stood up, "But with her gone we can plan her party, un!"
"A party?" Kisame raised his brow, "Why are we throwing her a party?"
"We'll be taking Hinata-chan to the Hot Springs, un~," Deidara smirked as a blush adorned his cheeks. The other males tried to keep focus, but it was very hard with that thought in their head.
Kisame just looked at them all as they had gaga faces, "Okay…. This is weird…" He waved his hand in front of Itachi's face, but even he was unresponsive.
"Angel-chan is gone!" Tobi leapt into the room, "Tobi checked Angel-chan's room and she wasn't there!"
"Maybe she found a way to escape," white Zetsu suggested. "Please, Hinata-chan couldn't find her way out of a cardboard box." "That's not very nice; she found her way around here pretty well. Not to mention she found the base too." "Virgins Luck." "Now, you're just making this up."
"Why are you all waiting in here like idiots," Pein walked into the room and glared at them all. "You all have missions to be doing that should have been done an hour ago." His eye twitched as they ignored him and continued to talk about their missing maid. "Hinata went to the store; now get to the mission room. Now!"
"Don't get all pissy," Hidan said as he passed the orange haired male as they all walked to Pein's office. Before Hidan could react he was suddenly looking at everyone's feet, "What the hell?" His body desperately tried to find its yelling head, but Kazuka smirked as he kicked it further down the hall, "you're fucking dead old man!"
"Shut up dumbass."
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Hinata walked back into the base with bags in her arms and a light smile on her face. She got fresh air, human interaction; she felt so normal and not like a maid of the most evil –and kind of weird- organization in the nations. Hinata wanted nothing more but to prolong the moment but there she was with her smile slowly begun to fade. The halls were empty and Hinata easily made her way to the kitchen and began to put away groceries. Once that was done she pulled out her wrinkled list and went to dropping off the certain things that each member had placed on the list. Hinata didn't bother to go into the rooms, since she assumed they were locked, and just left the things outside their doors like she would on laundry day. She felt odd as she dropped off these people personal things and some of these things were very odd and personal. She gave a sigh as she walked back to the living area and sat before Fishy's tank and just watched as he swam about. Hinata smiled as his big eye caught her stare, but then Fishy went back to just aimlessly swimming about without much of a care in the world. She lightly tapped the glass; he didn't look too happy about that so she stopped and just watched him swim. Hinata sighed lightly as she felt the fur of Kitty rub up against her. Hinata stroked the cat's fur, "I wonder when I'm going to get to leave this place again," she asked lightly while looking down at the cat. "It was so nice to be outside again Kitty," she smiled lightly and lied back on the hard ground as she closed her eyes. "The fresh air, the noises of the people, and the smells of the city was just….ah~" Hinata allowed the black cat to lie on her middle section and petted the cat again. "Even if I'm not in the best of villages and most of the population of the place is mostly elderly, a few thugs, and maybe some gangs…" she waved her hands lightly, "Oh I can't wait to go out shopping again."
Hidan leaned in the door way as he listened to the girl talk to the cat. At first he was going to make her go sneak into some rooms but he then heard her speak. Hidan was a bit taken back out how much she talked to the cat and not to regular people. He just waited as she finished and just looked to her as she lied on the hard ground. He walked out into the living area and then sat beside the girl's sleeping figure. He didn't know why he was doing it but there he was, sitting by her, not even trying to ruin her life in anyway. He grumbled to himself, he was getting soft and it was all because that this girl was hanging around their man-cave. Hidan crossed his arms over his chest and then looked at the naginata that she had placed beside her body. It was indeed a nice weapon, but he would never use it; Hidan liked big blades. He just groaned as he watched the girl fall asleep and he was very surprised that she could easily sleep.
"What a stupid virgin," he said with a sneer and looked up at the ceiling and then back at the girl. "I should just leave her here and let her have an awful nap…but then the blonde will bitch at me for it." He ran his hand through his slicked back hair. Hidan sighed as she watched the girl shift in her sleep –which forced the cat to move off her chest. "I really fucking hope I don't regret this." Hidan got to one knee and carefully picked up the girl in his arms and then got to his feet. He looked down at her as she curled up in his arms and laid her head on chest. He let out a held breath –surprised again at how heavy a sleeper the girl was- and made his way down the hall back to his room since he had no idea where she was rooming. He kicked open his door, like normal, and then walked over to his bed and lied her down. He was sure that she may pass out from fear when she woke up, but he had a while until then. Hidan hadn't sacrificed anyone recently but the room had the irony smell and the floor was kind of stained red. Hinata, on the other hand, was on a very soft comforter and then curled up on her side with her hands placed under her head. He just walked over to his alter and began to clean it so it could be stained with the next victim's blood.
He glanced back at the girl and smirked as she innocently lied on his bed. He slowly walked over to her and calmly moved the hair out of her face as she slept. He pulled up chair and just ran his fingers through her long midnight blue hair. Hidan quickly pulled himself away from the girl, "Damn virgins," he exited his room while closing the door behind him. He made his way down the hall and went right back over to where Hinata's weapon lied. He propped it up against the wall and then went on to the leader's office as to see if there was anything else to do so that he could clear his head of the thought that there was an innocent girl sleeping on his bed and just waiting to be touched-
"I really shouldn't do that to myself," Hidan glared as his cheeks burned red.
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Hinata smiled as she curled up deeper into the soft comforter that was under her. She never remembered her bed being so soft. Hinata wasn't sure how long she had been in her room but it had to be past noon. She stretched as she decided to get up and go back to work. Hinata sat up but then the smell of iron hit her nose and made her cover it with her hands; she looked around with horror. Hinata then knew that she was not in her own room and the more that she was sure that she was going to throw up from the iron smell. Hinata then looked to the red colored bed and suddenly just made a dash to the door only to run into Hidan. Hinata hit him dead on and fell on her bottom.
"Well I'm guessing you had a good nap, huh virgin," Hidan smirked as her face turned red as she got to her feet and just stood there.
"I-I don't kn-know how I g-got here…"
"Oh I brought you here," he said dully and waved it off. Hinata just looked to him with a bit of shock. "Well what the fuck was I supposed to do? Leave you to sleep on the floor? Then you'd be bitching about a bad back and then everyone would be so pissy that I left you there." He mocked the other voices by moving his hand like it was a mouth and Hinata had a little smile grace her lips. She lightly tucked her hair behind her ear; Hidan smiled lightly as she shyly looked at her feet. "Well you best be getting the fuck out," he quickly ushered her out before she saw the blush on his cheeks. "Ever need a place to bunk," he winked at her, "my bed is always open." He laughed as she burned bright red and turned on her heels so he wouldn't see. She heard him close his door and she continued down the hall.
Before she could register where she was, she was hoisted onto someone's broad shoulders. Hinata gave a yelp and held onto the male's head; she looked down with wide eyes and a blush. "Ki-Kisame-sama?" the male laughed at her squeaky voice.
"How's the weather up there Hinata?" Kisame laughed as he held on to her legs, "loosen your hold there; you're gonna smash my head." Hinata muttered an apology and just sat on his shoulders. "So we've all done some thinking," Kisame started as he turned down another hall, "and we feel that you've been working too hard and you have earned an award." He laughed as he felt her tense up, "Not a 'Hidan' award, so don't worry." Hinata sighed in relief, "but tomorrow we're all going to a hot springs in town and we want you to come."
"A hot-spring," she said lightly to herself, "th-that sounds nice. Thank you Kisame-sama."
"No problem Hinata," he let her down in the kitchen with a smile, "Now you can start on dinner," Hinata sweat-dropped as he patted her head and left her in the kitchen with a request menu already made. She groaned loudly and got to work in the kitchen with all the cooking once more. Even though she had to do all the cooking in the base it was the only time she kind of did enjoy. All the males would go to enter the kitchen, but once they spotted her they would walk away; it was like there was a force field at the opening of the kitchen. She smiled as she pulled out more food to cook and spices to add; Hinata was glad that she saved some extra cash from her home village and was able to splurge on some extra stuff to make the food a bit better.
Hinata smiled as she heard a whine from Kitty and tossed her a cooked piece of beef. The black cat was satisfied with being fed and trotted off with food hanging from her mouth. The blue haired girl only smiled and shook her head as she finished cooking and began to pack the food for everyone. Hinata learned that the members did not sit down and eat together like family, but picked up their food and too them to their rooms, living area or office, or with them on missions. Soon enough she finished packing and served herself the leftovers. But when she turned around to get to the dishes, she was surprised to see that Deidara had already started, "D-Deidara-sama?"
"Yes Hinata-chan, un?" Deidara smirked back at her as she walked up beside him.
"A-Are you…doing th-the dishes?"
"Oh Hinata-chan," he smiled and ruffled the top of her hair, which grossed Hinata out since his hand licked her head. He winked at her, "You work too hard around here, un; I don't mind helping my favorite girl out, un." He lightly kissed her cheek, causing Hinata's face to explode red. Deidara chuckled at her expression. "You just go eat the delicious dinner you made." Hinata nodded and sat down at the table white her plate before her. Hinata couldn't believe she wasn't doing the dishes right now…one of the other members was doing it instead. She was almost giddy at the fact and she had to keep from giggling like a school girl. "Thanks for the dinner Hinata-chan, un" Deidara took the moment to kiss her cheek once more before taking his dinner.
"What the fuck!" Hidan glared as he walked further into the kitchen with a glare. "I come to grab some food for my fucking mission and I have to see you try to get into her pants!" Hinata's face ignited in flames as she created a new shade of red at the statement. Deidara just smirked and rolled his eyes at the white haired male.
"What's wrong, un?" Deidara said standing behind Hinata's chair, "You look a little green Hidan-teme, un." He placed his hands on Hinata's shoulders, causing her to shiver, and placed his face right beside her own. Hinata's vision began to blur as she felt the need to faint so she could get out of this awkward position. Hidan just growled deep in his throat as Deidara smirked wider. "You don't like it when I kiss Hinata-chan, un~?"
"You're fucking dead you son of a bitch!" Hidan pounced on the blonde, sending them both to the floor and causing Hinata to jump to her feet. She quickly tried to stop the two, but in the midst of their battle…Hinata got a hard punch to the jaw. She skidded back and hit the wall with enough force to leave a bruise on her back.
"What the fuck is going on in my damn kitchen," Pein yelled as he stood in the entrance of the kitchen. All he wanted was a nice hot meal and then finish his work, but no! The other idiots here just had to start fighting and hurt his cute little maid. Yeah, Pein went there since that is what Hinata was, his cute little maid; he even debated on buying her a little maid outfit. Was he a pervert, yeah maybe? Did he give a shit; hell no! Pein crossed his arms over his chest as the two members stood up and looked guilty and angry, "I am waiting!"
"He started it (un)!" the two pointed at one another with hard glares.
"Like hell I did, un!" Deidara
"Fuck yes it was, you bitch!" Hidan
"Bull crap un, you were the one that was jealous!" Deidara
"Like I would be fucking jealous of you!" Hidan
"I think my lip is bleeding…" Hinata
"Yes, you were, un *smirk* since I kissed Hinata." Deidara
"You kissed Hinata?" Pein (who is now pissed)
"Like hell I was!" Hidan
"Wait a fucking minute and back up…you kissed my cute little maid? I'll fucking kill you!" Pein
"Who the hell declared she was yours (un)!" Deidara and Hidan
"I did since the bad ass leader, bitches" Gloating Pein
"I'm going to go see Konan…" Hinata leaving as the three males argued.
(Line Break)
"I don't know who hit you Hinata," Konan said lightly as she applied an ointment to the bruise on Hinata's jaw, "but he really did a number on you." Hinata just blushed, feeling ashamed that she didn't avoid the punch like any good ninja would. Konan did scold her a bit about trying to break up the fight, but she then stopped the blood, healing the cut on her lip, and was now working on the bruise.
"Sorry Konan-sama," Hinata said not looking at her, "I should really th-think things through." Two Akatsuki members were having a fist fight and Hinata though she could stop them and not get injured? She must have been out of it and crazy too. Hinata just sighed lightly as Konan re capped the ointment, "Dinners ready too." Konan nodded and the two walked out back to the kitchen to find that only one packed dinner remained along with Hinata's plate. "I wonder if the other three are alright." Konan looked at her with a questioning face. "Pein-dono, Hidan-sama and Deidara-sama were all yelling at each other and fighting when I left." Konan sweat dropped at the statement but Hinata continued to eat like nothing was wrong. "M-Maybe they worked it out," she smiled lightly.
"Let's hope so," Konan smirked as she sat down and ate with the girl. The two hung out every once in a while and Hinata had to admit that Konan was the older sister she always wanted. Konan watched out for the girl, not that often but enough, Hinata and Konan would share clothes or Hinata would get hand-me-downs, and a few times Konan would cook with Hinata. Kisame sometimes sat with the two girls in the living room and everyone would comment on all of them having blue hair. Hinata also did enjoy when Konan would brush her hair, just like her mom had when she was young. Hinata tried not to get too attached to everyone around her, but it was very hard to try and keep Konan back. She would forget that no matter how child-like they act, she was surrounded by murders that did not care for others. Hinata worried at times that she would become useless to the group and suffer death. But she was starting to enjoy it here. Hinata glanced up at the woman as she ate her food and smiled at the site of her. Konan caught her stare and looked at her slightly confused, "What is it?"
"O-Oh," Hinata blushed at being caught. She smiled nervously, "I was j-just thinking is all…" she trailed off nervously and looked back down at her plate. "So q-question," Hinata changed to change the subject, "K-Kisame-sama told me something about a-a hot-spring. Is this t-true o-or should I be worried?"
"No," Konan smiled as she finished her dinner, "we are all going tomorrow and it would be really nice if you came too." The woman smiled as she washed her dishes, "It'd be nice to have another girl there."
Hinata smiled as she finished her own dinner, "I-I can't wait to go." Hinata began to clean her dishes and Konan just smirked as she stood in the doorway.
"Yeah," Konan nodded, "A mix bath is never fun with all those men." She laughed as Hinata dropped her dishes to the ground as shock and horror filled her face. Konan left the girl to simmer over the thought. It was surely not something she should have done, but she wanted to so badly. Konan did not think that the statement was so bad, but Itachi walked into the kitchen and looked to the still stalk still girl, who stood before the sink. He waved his hand before her face but he was ignored. Nothing hit his pride harder than being ignored by a woman; Itachi knew damn well he was a walking God that could get any woman he pleased…but she refused to acknowledge him. Sure Hinata ignored almost everyone in the hideout but he felt ignored the most; even when he walked into a room she would walk out. Maybe it was just his timing…but he was sure that she was avoiding him.
"Hinata-san," he said softly, "are you feeling well?" he watched as she blinked a few times and then glanced to him. He frowned as she jumped away from him and let her eyes cast to the floor. He was more aggravated as she shifted on her feet and seemed to be looking at anything but his frame. Itachi placed his empty bento on the counter, "You have yet to answer me Hinata-san."
"O-Oh," her face lit up red and she just glanced up at him, "I-I'm fine Itachi-sama…" she looked around at the walls, "thank you…" Hinata trailed off as the room began to fill with silence. Itachi did not seem to be done with the conversation since he still stood there with his arms lazily at his sides. "I-Is there something you n-need Itachi-sama?"
"Just a simple question," he said lightly and moved towards her. Before Hinata could back away Itachi lightly grabbed her chin and made her look at him. Lavender eyes looked into onyx ones. As he was trying to look cool, Itachi noticed that her skin was very soft. Itachi pulled from his thoughts, "Do I frighten you Hinata-san?" She gulped lightly but with eyes closed she shook her head as much as she could to signify 'no'. This made the male show a bit of confusion, "Then why do you seem so intimidated when I am present?"
"I-I don't think y-you want to know," she muttered lightly as her eyes looked away to the wall. Itachi raised his brow in a 'try-me' statement and Hinata just sighed lightly. "W-well," she started off as she looked back at him. "Y-you look l-like S-Sasuke-s-san….a-and he frightens m-me…" her cheeks were red from embarrassment as Itachi just looked at her with total confusion. In all truth the site was rather comical to someone who was to walk in at this moment. Hinata lightly pulled away from him and muttered an apology before walking off back to her room.
Itachi tried to compose himself after her leaving. He closed his eyes and breathed deeply before returning to his normal facial expression. He sighed lightly, "Foolish little brother…" Itachi had enough for the day and walked back off to his own room to rest.
(Line Break)
The others of the base had maybe, slightly, kind of worried about the youngest member of the organization. Not only had they woken up to no hot breakfast, but most of the group had gone through the whole morning without seeing the girl. Tobi was the most dramatic about her not being there and Hidan did seem a little pissed when he would sit on the sofa alone, but he refused to admit that he might miss Hinata. Deidara seemed to be dealing with the matter well enough, but he would not stop complaining about the lack of cooked food. Pein even began to notice the lack of his cute little maid and personally walked down to her room to see what was going on. The other members peered into the hallway and watched as he knocked on the door. He entered the room and before anyone could follow up after him, Pein closed it behind him.
"Oh dear lord, un" Deidara said with light fear, "Leader-sama might rape her, un!"
"Shut up bitch," Hidan glared at him as Kazuka held back Tobi from charging into the room. "If anything, that bastard is going to get that lazy ass virgin out of bed." But everyone still stood there, watching and waiting to see what was to happen. After only about three minutes the door was pushed open and they watched as Hinata walked out of her room and a large and loose black shirt that hung off one shoulder and baggy grey pants. She had dark circles under her eyes and her hair was wild and unkempt. Pein walked behind her and they both made their way to the kitchen. "What…the…hell…?" The others looked at each other and then looked back to where the others walked off to. Hidan quickly walked to the kitchen and there Hinata stood in the kitchen looking at him with tired eyes and Pein sitting at the table reading the newspaper.
"So," Hinata said in a dull voice and yawned lightly, "what do you guys want for breakfast?"
"It's noon Hinata-chan," Kisame informed her with a smile. "And we just planned on going out to eat after hitting the hot spring."
Hinata paled a bit at the thought of the hot spring, "Oh…okay sure." Hinata walked out of the kitchen; "I'm going back to bed-" she was cut off as Tobi lifted her up and held her close. She went red in the face and began to stutter out pleads to be put down.
"But Tobi missed Angel-chan so much," Tobi said in his child-like voice and he was spinning Hinata around. "Angel-chan had Tobi so worried, but now…" Hinata looked to the others for help but they all went back to their lives and left her in the hands of Tobi. "Now Tobi can have you all to himself~" Hinata blushed red as he practically purred out to her and she felt his grip tighten and moved lower down her back. "Tobi can't wait to see Angel-chan at the hot spring…"
"T-Tobi-sama…" she almost said his name in a questioning manner and then she was sure that her voice also sounded like a whimper. Though, it seemed that someone heard her call but it was not the hero she wanted. He didn't have blonde hair and bright blue eyes, with a smile that made everything better.
No, Itachi was the one to come to her aid. He was indeed a handsome hero, but he had such inky dark hair, jet black eyes, and a scowl that could bring any man to his knees. She thought herself better off with Tobi that she would be with Itachi. But he seemed determined to save her, or –judging by the look in his eyes - kill Tobi. Itachi easily pulled Hinata from the man's grip and placed her behind him; keeping his eyes on the mask wearing shinobi. "I think you have had your fun Tobi." He seethed out the males name and almost spoke Tobi's name like he was mocking him. Hinata could not see it, but Tobi was smirking under his mask and looked to Itachi with mock.
"But Tobi loves to hold Angel-chan Itachi-sama," his voice was still child-like, but Hinata heard something under it; something that was very evil. "Tobi just think Itachi-sama is jealous." They looked to be staring at one another and Hinata quickly found the air too tense and made her escape.
Neither male noticed.
"Listen well," Itachi's voice was quiet and deathly, "you keep your filthy hands off of Hinata-san. Do not make her suffer like you have done to so many others." Itachi hated Tobi with a burning passion; he could see past the mask. He knew Tobi was no goofy ball, but a manipulative son of a bitch. "Or I will kill you slowly and painfully."
"I don't feel very threatened by this Itachi," his voice was deep and smooth. "In fact, I'm only encouraged by your sudden interest to keep the Hyuga away from me. She will not be harmed physically, but she may be sore after one night." Itachi growled deeply as the male before him gave a throaty chuckle. "It's not my fault she likes Tobi better than Itachi. She just has better taste in Uchiha men," he seemed to turn away, but turned back to face Itachi again. "By the way," Itachi felt the cold glare, "touch what is mine again and I will be sure to have you and your dear brothers head on a pike."
Itachi clenched his fist so tight that he began to bleed; he was pissed now. No man, Uchiha or not, was to threaten him or his family. He would soon enough serve justice upon the masked man, but he just had to wait…and Itachi was a very patient man.
Hinata on the other hand ran out of there and back to the safety of her room before either male could realize she was gone. She locked the door behind her and took very deep breaths. Hinata decided to change back into her usual uniform and then go outside to get a bit of training done before she would be forced to sit in a bath with nine men and one female that wasn't very helpful.
(Line Break)
Hinata stood in her offensive position and she panted loudly as sweat dripped down her body. Her eyes were locked on the tree before her that was cut up by her naginata; she let a smile slip on her lips as she watched a wedge of the tree slowly slip out of its place and fell to the ground. Hinata was still locked in her stance but she felt herself begin to shake, so she slowly eased herself out of it and then slumped to the ground and lied in the grass. Hinata smiled brightly as the low sun was able to cast a trees shadow to cool her off; she inhaled the fresh air and then sighed out. Hinata was so relaxed that she closed her eyes and the wind began to lull her to sleep. But as she lied there…her imagination began to drift away. She heard a dog barking in the distant, Kiba exclaiming that he was better than Shino, and the buzzing that emitted from Shino. She heard Sakura and Ino giggling as they stood around the flower shop gossiping. Hanabi could be heard training and loudly hitting a dummy, but then Hiashi would scold her for using so much force and for being so loud. That was the only time Hiashi would tell Hanabi to learn from Hinata on how to act silent and not make a sound while attacking. Then she heard Neji's light hums from his room; he would meditate every so often to clear his head. Hinata smile as she heard Choji munching on chips and Shikamaru snoring as she cooked with Kurenai and talked with Asuma.
Then she heard him. His famous catchphrase and all his yelling that she loved so much to listen to. She even heard his softer side, the one when he was serious and wanted nothing more but to help the others around him. Listening to his wise words that she really understood when no one else could. She even remembered those sad times when she could find him staring at three stumps in one of the training areas. He glanced back –causing her to flare up red- and smiled; he motioned her over and told her the story. How he was tied to the middle stump and his best friends tried to help him. She watched with sad eyes as tears fell from his eyes, but he was much too strong for that and he smiled brightly. That was the first time that she had ever gained so much courage around him. Hinata found herself hugging him, holding him so close as if he was to break apart.
Now, she felt arms around her, but when she opened her eyes…"K-Kazuka-sama…?"
"We thought you ran off and Hidan was about ready to run after you," he spoke calmly as he carried her bridal style. She noticed that her weapon was on his back and more importantly that he wasn't taking her back to the base. "I told them to go on ahead and that I'd find you. I saw you walk out here anyway."
"Y-you can p-put me down Kazuka-sama-"
"Don't stutter I find it annoying," he cut her off. Hinata blushed and nodded and he continued, "And if I put you down you'd surely get lost in the village we are going to." Hinata looked in the direction they were walking in and she went wide eyed at the village they were about to enter that looked to be nothing but a slum. She could already smell the smoke and sake, and saw woman walking in and out of other buildings scantily clad. She swallowed lightly and pulled herself a bit closer to the male. "Stop being so worried," Kazuka rolled his eyes, "so this isn't the holiest of places, it's got a nice hot spring."
"My apologies," she spoke in a light voice and looked around as they entered the village. "This...is not my neighborhood."
"Get used to it Hinata-san," he said as he easily walked through the streets since people parted for him. "You can't go back to your own village anytime soon."
"Since…I'm evil now, right?" She looked back up at him.
He stopped for a moment and looked to be thinking about the question. After a very long minute Kazuka continued on, "Yeah…that's why." The rest of the walk was in silence and Hinata accepted it. But as they stood before the hot spring and Kazuka placed her back on her feet, he asked her something. "Do you miss your village?" Hinata looked to him as he removed the naginata from his back and gave it back to her. She just shrugged and took the weapon back; he only nodded. "You go in through that door, see you on the other side." How he said it made it sound like Hinata had just died with him, and it gave her the chills. She surely didn't plan on kicking the bucket anytime soon. Hinata just walked into the hot spring and smiled as she spotted Konan was sitting on one of the benches, only clad in a long white towel.
"Hurry it up Hinata," Konan smiled lightly even though she was talking very seriously, "I'm getting cold." Hinata nodded and after she found a nice place to undress without being seen she began to remove her clothes and folded them. She pulled the towel tight around her body and tucked it so that it would hold up without her needing to hold it. She walked back out to where Konan sat. "Just prop up your weapon and put your clothes there," she pointed to an opened locker. Hinata put her things away and once she was happy with how her naginata stood she walked to Konan's side. "I'll just give you a heads up," Konan said lightly as they walked to the spring, "we all get pretty wasted."
"O-oh…" Hinata felt her hands shake in nervousness and she was about ready to bolt out of there. She was in over her head thinking she could openly hang out with the Akatsuki members. Hinata watched as Konan slid the door open and the cool hit Hinata hard, but the hot steam healed her a bit.
"Glad you finally made it, un!" Deidara smiled at the two girls as they slipped into the hot water. He smirked a bit when he spotted that Hinata was completely red faced and avoided looking up at them. He was sure that this was the first time she had ever seen a man so close to being naked; he planned on having a lot fun with this. "So Hinata-chan," he suppressed a laugh when he saw her jump a bit, "this your first time at a hot spring?"
"N-no…" she said lightly as she sunk a bit deeper in the water. Hinata glanced around at all the men; glad that they were ignoring her, but she suddenly noticed two some ones were absent. "W-where is Zetsu-sama and Sasori-sama?" She asked loud enough that everyone at least caught it.
"They don't enjoy coming here," Pein answered as he leaned back against one of the hot rocks, "Zetsu must be in the woods looking for spies and Sasori might be doing the same."
"Zetsu eats them and Sasori turns them into puppets," Kisame commented with a smile. Hinata shuttered at the thought but also at the site of all of Pein's piercings. Just looking at them made her cringe at the thought of getting all of them. Kisame caught her looking at his leader, "you want a few Hinata-chan?" He chuckled as she made a face of pain and shook her head quickly, "oh don't be shy." Kisame gave her a big smile, "Leader-sama is really good at it." Pein's interest was suddenly caught and he looked to Hinata with his odd purple eyes. "Tell her Leader-sama."
"It could be done Hinata-san," he answered and let a smirk slip onto his lips, "but I will have to charge you." His voice was smooth and she could easily tell that this charge was not going to be some fee she'd pay off with money. Hinata sunk lower in the water with her face so red she was probably hotter than the water was.
Konan rolled her eyes, "Leave her be," Hinata was surprised when Konan placed her hand on her –Hinata's- head. "Hinata here will get a nice lip piercing like mine when she is good and ready." Hinata did smile a lightly as she glanced at the piercing on Konan's bottom lip; it did look pretty cool.
"I want one right on my-" Hidan was suddenly cut off with Kazuka pushing him under the water. Hinata giggled and the others couldn't help but laugh or smirk when Hidan resurfaced with a glare; "What the fuck old man!"
"What I do?" Kazuka asked in his regular voice and just crossed his arms over his chest.
"You know what you fucking did, you piece of shit!"
"Shut up over there!" They looked to where the voice came from. Another male, with a scare over his left eye was glaring at them over the wooden fence, "Some of us would enjoy some god damn peace."
"Fuck off," Hidan said while giving him his middle finger.
The other male just sneered but as he was about ready to leave his eyes caught to the two women sitting a bit off from the males, "Hey there," she smirked at the two. Hinata blushed and glance up at him. Why was she surrounded by such good looking people? Hinata smiled lightly and waved at him; he just smiled back warmly and chuckled. "Can I get a name cutie?"
"H-Hinata," she said with a light smile and Konan could only smirk, "th-this is Konan-s-sama by the way." Konan just nodded in his direction and the male only smiled at the two. Hidan felt his eye twitch as he watched the two just smiled at each other. "A-and who may you be?"
"Name's Arashi," he sounded kind to Hinata and the look in his eyes was one that made her smile. He was about to say something but Hidan was up by the fence with a smirk.
"Nice meeting you Arashi-kun," he mocked as Arashi glared at him, "but this conversation is over." Hidan pushed the male back and the others did here a splash on the other side; Hidan only laughed but Hinata looked to the fence with concern. "Don't even start Virgin," Hidan said to her sharply, "the asshole is sadly, just a little wet."
"You have a way with men Hinata-san," Itachi commented as he closed his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest, "I'm surprised you have yet to find a suitable husband." Before Hinata could somehow think up of a replay, Tobi walked through the doors caring a tray with four very large bottles and sake cups. Instantly everyone reached for a drink and Konan brought of over a bottle and two cups.
"Take a drink," Konan said as she poured two glasses, "you'll loosen up a bit."
"B-But I'm underage…" Hinata said as she held the glass in her hands. She looked to Konan who encouraged her drink and all the others were busying themselves with drinking, relaxing, and telling stories. Hinata took a deep breath and downed the drink; she coughed as the liquid burnt at her throat. Once over with her coughing fit, she watched as Konan refilled her glass, and that went on for a good ten minutes. She had drank constantly and she felt a little dizzy and yet happy. She let a giggle bubble up from her throat and Konan only laughed at her. They both had red cheeks and Konan admitted to never being able to hold down her sake; that just made Hinata laugh more and Konan joined in.
"Girls can never go ten minutes without getting drunk, un" Deidara smirked as he drank more. "Kind of cute to see you like this Hinata-chan, all drunk, un."
"C-Cause you're a pervert," Hinata answered back and giggled at the look on his face –and everyone else was making the same one. Hinata smiled, "Y-you just w-want to take advantage of me, l-like a pervert."
"Deidara's a pervert~" Konan sang and Hinata joined in. Tobi joined in to but Deidara shut him up with a punch to the top of his head.
"A-Am not, un!" he yelled at the two girls with a blush on his cheeks.
"You are, un~" Hinata mocked back.
"She is so much fun when wasted," Kisame smirked as he took another drink.
"S-So Itachi-sama," Hinata looked at him after quickly downing another drink, "w-why do y-you think I have a way with men? I-I don't do anything."
"It seems that you possess something that attracts males," Itachi responded and then let out a hiccup that made the girl giggle. Itachi was never good with drinking either, but he hid it a bit better. "In reality, you should be married by now, but it seems that being caught by the Akatsuki has caused an issue with your eligibility."
"A-Are you offering Itachi-sama," Hinata asked with a blush on her cheeks. Itachi remained silent and the others suddenly caught interest. Hinata smiled, "Since I would happily marry you Itachi-kun~. You are so fucking hot." Hinata slurred out and took another drink of the sake.
"Itachi isn't that good looking," Konan replied and drank out of the bottle, "I mean…he's practically blind and can't see shit."
"Not to mention he's an asshole," Hidan added, "if anything, Hinata should marry me."
"And would Angel-chan do that Hidan-sama," Tobi asked as he placed a towel atop his head.
"I know how to please a woman," Hidan smirked and looked to Hinata with bedroom eyes, "what do you say Hinata-chan?"
"You're a weirdo," Hinata said back with a goofy smile.
"She got you there Hidan," Kazuka said.
"And I could so please a woman better," Deidara held up his hands and showed off the mouths, "un."
"That's fucking gross and you know it bitch," Hidan glared back at him. He leaned back and looked up at the dark sky, "And there is no way that the Virgin will even remember today with how drunk she is."
"I can't wait to see her hung over, un,"
"Then whose going to make us breakfast?"
They were suddenly quiet while Hinata was busying herself by moving the water to make funny faces and giggling like the drunk she was.
"Tobi can make breakfast!"
"Fuck no!" They all yelled back and Hinata just laughed.
(End)
Hope the wait was worth it and I need some request guys. Not just the couples you want but some ideas would be good too. ^^ My mind is a blank and if I don't get any, then I might have to make another 'Angel Among Demons' since I do have another idea for that. Don't forget to vote on my poll for the next story I will write and leave me a review.
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